Ok now I'm assuming that by now everyone that reads my story will have already read OotP. SIRIUS!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!! IT JUST CAN'T!!!!! *sobs on the floor* if you want to see the interview with J.K. on her book I could post it in my next chapter. I would have to have reviews requesting it though because I don't want to look for it on the net and make sure it's the right one for nothing. (back to my story line.) Chapter nine entitled Anywho by Miss. Charlet.

After the sock ring was gone they went searching for the Dwarf Monkeys. They were somewhere near the Poodle Tower (A/N: WHAT?! There could be a Poodle Tower.) that no one's ever heard of. It was infamous a few yeas ago for it's shape but it's not even infamous anymore.

"Hey, aren't we by that poodle-shaped tower?" Peter asked.

"Yep." Sirius replied.

"Why?" Peter asked sounding confused.

"Well no one comes up here so I figure it's a perfect place to hide." James replied.

"Oh."

The snuck around the corner, Sirius doing the mission impossible theme and James doing the James bond theme. Peter looked questioningly at them. He opened the door and a monkey jumped on his head and cracked it open. The monkey then ate his brain. (A/N: ewwwwww! But hey he deserved it. Am I right?!) Anywho. James, Sirius, and remus ran into the tower guns a blazing.

"I'll kill the lot!" James yelled.

He then tripped. (A/N: hehe.)

"Ow!"

"Be nice!" Sirius scolded

(A/N: *pouts*) "Awww! Ok your forgiven." Sirius cooed.

The killed all the killer Dwarf Monkeys, as they headed back to the Common room they thought of a way to get Lily back. (A/N: Poor Lily...)

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Ok that's it boy's and girl's tune in next time to see what happens to Lily

Just kidding. Hehe.

They had an idea. The three hurried to the common room and snuck into the girls dorms by climbing on the railings when the stairs became a slide. The crept over to Lily's bed. They put the dead monkeys in her bed and went back to the tower to get Peter and take him to the hospital wing to re-grow his brain. (A/N: Wow they can fix anything these day's.)

They sat there watching the clock then fell asleep. It was 3:00 am. The clock spun around and around (A/N: You know to signify a large amount of time has passed. The clocks are run by a spell. It sometimes messes up) Madam Pomfry walked over, hit the clock, "stupid thing's busted again." She set it back to 3:05 and walked off. Sirius woke up and looked at the clock. 'Wow, I slept along time, seven whole minutes.' He thought. Growing bored he rose from his chair and trotted out the door. He noticed a sock wearing an FBI shirt standing guard by the door.

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That's it. Next chapter is Sirius's nighttime adventure.

Dancing barefoot in my socks: be careful my friend is a POW because her socks and dust bunnies are in a big war under her bed and she tried to get one of her socks and they captured her.