Weakest Link HP Style Part VI

Ann: Ok peoples! Now it is time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

Ron: Hermione.

Hermione: OK! WAIT A SECOND! I AM VERY SMART COMPARED TO THIS LARRY DUDE! AND YOU VOTE OFF ME?! I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU RON! By the way I am voting off Larry Dude.

Larry Bo Jackson: Regis and Kelly.

Ann: Peoples, we always have a tie, we always vote off stupid people, and non of the smart! Or something like that.

Err.. Hermione leave.

Hermione: You can't do that. I refuse!

Larry Bo Jackson: Hey now! I know that we can all be in a bad position at this point, but now, we

must realize, that out of all of us, we all deserve to leave.

Hermione: Larry, why don't you leave?

Larry Bo Jackson: Cuz.

Hermione: Err..

Larry Bo Jackson: Fine then, I change my vote to Hermione!

*Ann gets on the ground and gets into praying position*

Ann: Thank you Lord, now, finally, he voted off someone who is here! *gets up* Hermione

you are the weakest link! Goodbye!

(Hermione backstage): I really thought I could've won! I am the smartest out of those wizards, and Larry Bo Jackson, he isn't even a wizard! He's a drug smuggler! I really could've used the money too, to get started on my porn career!

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Ann: Next round peoples! Ron you will go first this time. Start the clock! Ron, Gimme a J!

Ron: J!

Ann: What does that spell?

Ron: J!

Ann: Correct. Larry Bo Jackson and Ron, freeze and make animal sounds!

Ron: MOO!

Larry Bo Jackson: Baa!

Ann: Hey! Frozen people don't make animal noises!

Ron: Why?!

Ann: Because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Larry Bo Jackson: HUH?

Ann: Exactly. Ron what is the capital of Hibechowytioputops?

Ron: I never heard of it!

Ann: I never have either you ass! I just now made it up! Larry, GIMME A H!

Larry Bo Jackson: H!

Ann: GIMME A Y!

Larry Bo Jackson: Y!

Ann: Gimme a Q!

Larry Bo Jackson: Q!

Ann: What does it spell?

Larry Bo Jackson: I DON'T KNOW!

Ann: WELL, LEARN HOW TO READ!

The bell rang that told us when the round was over.

Ann: Now, we go into the final round, right after this commercial message.