Weakest Link HP Style Part VII

Ann: And we're back! Time to start the final round. Ron you will go first because I don't feel like remembering who what or when. Ron, who shall go first, you, or Larry Bo?

Ron: Hm.. Larry.

Ann: Ok, here are the rules for the final round. You each have to answer five questions, whoever answers the most wins.

(OK I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S FOR SUDDEN DEATH, BUT I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW IN A WHILE)

*Ron runs over to Larry and starts to hit him like a girl, and Ann runs in the middle*



Ann: No fighting! No fighting!!

*Ron walks back over to his seat*

Ann: Stop it, you're acting like children.

Larry: He started it..

Ann: Shush! Now concentrate. Larry, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

*Larry stands there*

Larry: Hm... 798!

Ann: Not that I've ever tried, but I assume you're right. Ron, what is the capital of the United States?

Ron: New York City!

Ann: Wrong, Washington D.C. Larry, who invented the toilet seat?

Larry: An Asian plumber. 'Cause Asian people are cool!!

Ann: Yes, I know, I'm so Asian. Ron--

Ron: BANK!

Ann: What the hell?! You don't bank here! What is the world's largest animal?

Ron: The African turkey.

Ann: Wrong, I'm pretty sure it's either the ostrich or the elephant, but once you think about it--

Larry: SHUT UP AND ASK ANOTHER QUESTION!

Ann: Right, Larry, Who was John Jacob Jingle Hymer Schmidt?

Larry: Me! 'Cause his name is my name too! & whenever I go out, the people always shout "THERE GOES LARRY BO JACKSON DUDE.. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA--"

Ann: Yes! Larry Bo Jackson wins the game because there is no way that Ron can win. Larry wins.. I don't remember the amount of money. Thanks for watching!

*music to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire plays*

Ann: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I TOLD YOU, THIS IS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!

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