Title: We all love the Elves

By: Simbelmynë

Summary: This is for all of us who is little over-interested by
Elves..(read: obsessed). You could call it a poem, you could also call
it..well, I let you figure that out. :)

A/N: This is not very serious, just a little thing I wrote when I was on
vacation in England, and suffered of abstinence. :) Three weeks without
fanfiction.net is probably worse than get your hair ripped off. Or..? But
(and it's a big 'but'), I'm not a poet so..well, enjoy! And don't forget to
review, people. ( I want to thank those Elves who didn't get angry because
I didn't write about them here. I'm not a poet, did I mention that?)

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Many of us has fallen under your spell,
we think of you day and night.
Eventually it hurts like hell,
to cut a pointy ear right.

How can you not leave a mark when you walk,
and why are your eyes open when you sleep?
And about all we ever talk,
is how your gracefulness us over steep.

In awe we see
your beautiful features shine.
I try to talk Elvish, silly me
but it does not sounds that fine.
*

Legolas you are our hero,
we drool when you use your bow.
Haldir, who called you a zero?
We faint when you talk with your voice so low

Glorfindel, we would pay millions to see you in the nude,
"Golden-Hair" suits you so well.
Elrond, you're a really cool dude,
been here for many years, one could tell.

Elladan and Elrohir, our beloved twins,
we get a heart attack when you guys smile.
We bet you have made many sins,
and for a glimpse of you we would run a mile.

We left Arwen and Galadriel till now,
for we have to confess:
Compared to their beauty we feel like an ugly cow.
But marry a King and be Lady of Light is kinda cool, more or less.

Finally when we summarize this so called rhyme,
perhaps it is making you sick,
we know if you think of Elves all of the time,
you should probably write a fanfic.

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A/N I don't need mental help, thank you. :)