My longest chapter ever! Thank you so much to everyone who likes this fic! I love you all. Any ideas at all would be much appreciated (

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Kitty was eating her nice and healthy salad as Kurt ate what vaguely resemble pork.

"Yuck, hope you enjoy being a murderer" She said

"Awww, poor little babe" Kurt said to his loaded fork knowing that one of Kitty's favourite films was Babe the pig "Nothing personal" He shoved it in his mouth and chewed

"UGH!!" Kitty cried in disgust "That's sick!"

"SQUEEEEEE!!" Kurt did a very good impression of a pig and ate another mouthful.

"Kurt!!" She was laughing though

"SQUEEEEE!" He did it again "Oink Oink!" Kurt was laughing too now

"That's rich coming from you" Kitty giggled

"Are you implying that I am a pig?" Kurt said with mock hurt

"Um, let me put it this way" Kitty leant forwards and pushed Kurt's nose up "Oink Oink!!"

Kurt laughed and grabbed her hand "I'll get you for that!!"

"Oh yeah? How?" Kitty said

"Kitty!" Sarah, Kitty's friend was walking towards them "I just heard! I'm so sorry about Lance!"

Kitty felt so good that she was unaffected by that comment "Oh it's no problem Sarah. We just, like, decided to go our separate ways" Kitty looked at Kurt but he was finishing off his lunch

She didn't notice Sarah looking from her to Kurt suspiciously

"So, why'd you break up?" Sarah was obviously after gossip

"I dunno, I think he got bor-!" Kitty broke off, a quiet squeak escaped her throat. Kurt's tail was slowly travelling up her leg inside her trousers. It tickled the underside of her knee making kitty jump so hard her legs hit the table.

"Kitty? Are you okay?" Sarah asked

"Ya!" kitty gasped "I-just-um, Ihinkwewerejustnotrightforeachother" Kitty muttered very quickly. Kurt looked so damn innocent!! He was simply eating the same way he would every day even though his tail hadn't stopped exploring her leg.

"Really?" Sarah said slowly, she noticed that one of Kurt's arms was under the table. He was supposed to be totally gymnastic and she didn't blame kitty for getting embarrassed if he was playing a killer game of footsie with her.

"Uh-huh!" Kitty gasped out. The pointed end was now stroking the lower part of her thigh, she was caught between screaming in disgust, having an orgasm or laughing.

"You know what? I think I know why you and Lance broke up so I'll just leave you in peace (see? I spelt it right this time!!)" Sarah said slowly and backed off

The minute she'd gone Kurt's tail left her trouser leg and went back to wherever Kurt hid it during the day.

"You jerk!" Kitty cried angrily and punched him in the arm

"Vas?" Kurt asked innocently

"What was that for??" kitty asked desperately

"The pig comment" Kurt laughed and began on his desert "Now we're even"

Kitty grumbled "Now sarah probably thinks I'm a total slut"

"So? She now thinks that I'm a pervert, I don't care. Want to try my ice cream? They've really got the chemicals right in this one. It actually tastes of Strawberry" Kurt held up the spoon for her

"No, it's got loads of calories in it" Kitty muttered

"One spoonful will not make you go up a clothes size" Kurt said simply and the strawberry ice cream floated nearer her lips "Dream on" Kitty said simply

"Eat me! I'm full of yummy goodness" Kurt made the spoon say in a stupid squeaky voice

"Okay! Okay! You can, like, be so embarrassing" Kitty rolled her eyes and closed her mouth around the spoon

It was surprisingly good and Kitty smiled appreciatively

"See? The spoon is never wrong" Kurt smiled quietly, he seemed to have no worries about germs and continued using the spoon for himself without even wiping it.

"How do you know I don't have a cold or something?" Kitty asked

"I'll live" Kurt shrugged and finished his desert in two more spoonfuls. "Aww! There's never enough in these puny portions!" He looked at kitty adoringly "Kitty?"

"No way! This is, like, my favourite" Kitty complained

"It's frozen yoghurt Kitty, it's almost exactly the same as mine" Kurt pointed out

"Yours contained lots more sugar" Kitty replied simply

"PLEASE Kitty!! I'm begging you!!" Kurt cried

"You just had my weight in Calories!" She replied taking the top off her frozen yoghurt

"Sped up metabolism" Kurt said simply, he started to drool as Kitty slowly (for his benefit) ate her yoghurt

"Mmmmm!!" She teased him cruelly "This is SO delicious!"

"That's it!!" Kurt practically leapt forwards and tried to steal a taste

"Kurt! Gettoff!!" Kitty squealed

"Just a teesy weensy bit Kitty?? PLEASE!!" Kurt Begged as he continued to try to reach over kitty

Kitty was holding the pot in the opposite hand and was stretching it out as far as she could. It didn't work though and Kurt soon had her desert. He took his spoon but suddenly looked very guilty.

"Darn it! Now I can't eat it" He held it for a minute more and rolled his eyes

"I wouldn't really steal it without your permission" He groaned "I'm so nobel it kills me" he looked like he was about to give it back when somebody grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and threw him roughly off the benches.

"Kurt!!" Kitty exclaimed.

"Ooh!" Kurt grumbled "Who the h-?" He stopped when he saw Duncan looking down at him

"Give me that" He growled and held out his very well muscled arm

"Huh?"

"The lunch that you cruelly stole off that innocent and beautiful girl" Duncan said angrily as if he was spelling it out to a child

"I must be hallucinating! Fine, what ever! Here you go" Kurt handed him the frozen yoghurt pot.

Duncan took it and walked towards Kitty, he now had a shy smile on is face

"I'll make sure that he doesn't bother you anymore" he said protectively and held out her desert

Kitty ignored him completely and ran to her friend who was now trying to sit up.

"Are you okay?" she gasped

"Nothing's hurt, save my pride" Kurt muttered

"What is your problem Duncan!?" Kitty yelled "We were just playing, messing about! He wasn't bothering me at all!! You're the one bugging me!" She helped Kurt to his feet and they both walked off together

Duncan was still holding the frozen yoghurt in his hand, in anger he slowly crushed it to a small card board and yoghurt pulp.

"She's mine Wagner" He hissed angrily

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"What was that about?" Kurt asked

"He probably just took it to seriously, Duncan is such a jerk" Kitty rolled her eyes. Considering how much he ate Kurt wasn't really that heavy so helping him walk wasn't too difficult

"No, I mean why did he defend you? Duncan doesn't really 'do' nobility" Kurt said

"I dunno, maybe it's cuz I'm Jeans friend" Kitty thought slowly

"I am too and that didn't stop him" Kurt grinned suddenly as if it was all simple "Duncan has a crush on you!!"

"What?!" Kitty exclaimed "That's impossible! Duncan HATES freshmen, he thinks they're, like, the scum of the Earth"

"Why else would he want to protect you from somebody who obviously won't hurt you" Kurt laughed "He must think I'm a threat!"

"But he's dating Jean" Kitty argued, they stopped by a tree where Kurt sat down heavily

"Hello? Have you seen Jean and Scott together recently? I don't blame Duncan for being on the lookout for fresh meat" Kurt shrugged

"Please don't use that phrase" Kitty pretended that she was about to be sick.

"Sorry" Kurt smiled sheepishly "But you have to admit it's the only explanation"

Kitty looked around everywhere guys seemed to be looking at her, checking her out. It felt, weird

"I am never changing my outfit again" she sighed

"What?" Kurt asked

"Every single guy I see seems to fully appreciate my new style" Kitty sighed

"Really?" Kurt looked and noticed that even though a guy a little way off was clearly with his girlfriend, his eyes were firmly focused on Kitty's ass. "Something's wrong here" He muttered

"What are you saying? That guys can't like me unless it's some strange phenomenon?" Kitty asked accusingly

"No! I wasn't saying that at all! It's just that..." Kurt couldn't think of the right words

"I'm sure you're just over dramatising Kurt" Kitty rolled her eyes.

Kurt thought for a minute, what on Earth would happen if someone didn't do the final part to that spell?? He was going to have to find that out quickly. His parents would be in Bayville in about two days, he'd wait until then.

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Kitty raised her hand cheerfully

"Miss Pryde?" her history teacher asked, she hadn't even looked from the board! She obviously just knew that Kitty would put her hand up.

Kitty answered the question perfectly

"Very good Kitty"

Kitty waited for the usual comments from her peers. They hated that she was an A student and made that very well known. Here were a few mutterings from the girls but all the boys were just staring at her. Kitty was very freaked out because their eyes were full of adoration.

"You're so smart Kitty" Jamie Pett (the class clown) sighed

"And so beautiful" Added another

"And perfect in every way" They seemed to be trying to out do each other

"Uh...thank you" Kitty muttered, now she was getting death stares from almost every single girl in the room. What was going on??

"Miss!" Jamie suddenly raised his hand

"Yes Mr Pett?" The teacher sighed, knowing Jamie he class was expecting anything

"I just want to declare to the world that before this day I never realised how beautiful Kitty is but now that I see it I want to tell the world! I LOVE KITTY PRYDE!!!!" The last sentence was so loud Kitty was sure every class in the whole history block heard it.

Her face gradually turned redder and redder, this was some kind of sick vengeance for being so smart. Kitty had to give them points for surprising and confusing her. All the guys must be in on it! Just smile and ignore them and they'll probably stop.

"NO!" a second boy (Adam Stevens) jumped to his feet "She's mine!! And no others will have her!!"

"Miss Pryde please keep your fan club in check" Why are teachers so unfair??? She had nothing to do with this!!! Kitty was going to stir fry these guys later!

"Want a bet??" ANOTHER guy got to his feet and lunged at Adam, Jamie jumped into the fight soon after

Kitty was getting very scared, those guys were jerks but they'd never really hurt themselves for the benefit of a prank. They really were attacking each other! Blood was staining the caret and none of the boys were fighting fair. Kitty realised she was shaking.

Out. She had to get out. Every guy in the class was standing up, declaring their love at the top of their lungs. Tears of humiliation and fear rolled down her face. What was going on??

Kitty bolted, only just remembering her bag. She ran out of the room at top speed, who cared about a hall pass?? Running felt good, she was venting some of her feelings at least as her feet pounded on the plastic flooring.

"Kitty?" Kurt was leaving his class room in front of her.

Kitty had never been so pleased to see anyone before in her life.

"Kurt!" She gasped

"You're crying!" Kurt cried

"Kurt!! All the guys in my class are beating each other up over me!!" Kitty sobbed "They're really hurting themselves Kurt!"

"The spells gone wrong!" Kurt gasped

"Oh my god!" Kitty half screamed "You're a guy!! This'll happen to you too!" she started running but Kurt grabbed her wrist

"Kitty! I've been with you all day, obviously I'm protected from this" Kurt said simply

"Why's the spell doing this!?!" Kitty howled

"Yo! Keep it down out there!" A guy poked his head out of the class room, on seeing Kitty his tone changed "Wow! You are really cute!"

"Kurt! Boys are only effected if they see me!" Kitty cried "Come on!" She began dragging him away

"Where are we going?" Kurt asked

"To the institute! More guys will see me if I stay here!" Kitty exclaimed

"What!! You mean cut school!?!?"

"We don't have a choice" Kitty said sharply

Kurt thought for a minute "Let's go"

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"What could have gone wrong?? Did this happen when you saw it being done before?" Kitty and Kurt were back at the institute and Kitty was pacing up and down the carpet

"No, this didn't happen before" Kurt said carefully

"Well, did we do something wrong? Does the spell only work in Germany? Was I supposed to say my bit in German?" Kitty's voice was rising higher and higher as she panicked