So I married three goddesses?
By: M
(Disclaimer: I own nothing. Don't sue.)

READ AND REVIEW DAMNIT!!!

E: (As M) I'll continue this really soon. blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah.
M: Ugh...Shut the fuck up. Retard.
E: Dude, you've dug yourself into one deep hole. How are you going to continue this?
M: Beats me.
E: Well, what's the poll?
M: Let me check...(Pulls out poll)
E: (Looks over M's shoulder) NO!!! THAT CANT HAPPEN TO MIHOSHI!!!!
M: Eh...shut up.

Tenchi sat on the roof, looking up at the stars. A discarded saki bottle was broken at the ground below.
He sighed as he remembered painful memories of this morning. After what happened, he shut himself off from the rest of the girls and hid on the roof, allowing no one to talk to him.

*Earlier*

Ayeka looked dumbfounded as she stared at Tokimi.
"How dare you talk about Lord Tenchi that way! He would never lower his standards to have sex with a tramp like you!"
Tokimi gritted her teeth and looked up at Ayeka.
She cocked her head and smiled.
"Hah, I can read your mind. You want him in the sack as much as I do!" Tokimi said.
Ayeka blushed, then smacked Tokimi across the face.
Tokimi smiled, and brought her head back to face Ayeka.
"You're going to pay for that."

Imagine if you will, the Masaki home, so serene, so peaceful, so tranquil.
However, there was an abrupt change in the serenity when Ayeka was blown out of the house like bread from a toaster.
(Kelly: Actually, toast comes out of a toaster.
M: Is that true?
E: Even if it wasn't, would you disagree?
M: No, I can't say I would.)
Er...Like toast from a toaster.

Ayeka hit the ground and created a crater.
She got up and groaned.
"Grr...why did you do that to me?" She asked, yelling at Tokimi.
"Because I can. I can also kill you if that is what you want."
Ayeka laughed.
"You can't kill me, I'm much stronger than--" Ayeka stared vacantly up at Tokimi.
She dropped to her knees and spat up blood.
"Ayeka!" Ryoko yelled, teleporting the distance and cradling her head in her arms.
Tenchi was running and stopped.
Ryoko was crying.
"Ryoko really did love Ayeka." He thought.
He knew Ayeka was dead, and there was nothing he could do.
He looked back at Tokimi with hatred and fire in his eyes.
A blue aura dissapated around him.
"I swear, I will make you pay for what you've done for Ayeka."
"My, my, Tenchi, you're a little mad. I think you should cool off a little." She said, waving her hand.
Tenchi felt a calm breeze sweep through him, and he smiled.
"TENCHI! Don't give in! She killed Ayeka, Remember?"
Tenchi shook his head and looked back at Tokimi.
"Why did you kill Ayeka?!" Tenchi yelled.
"I didn't kill Ayeka." Tokimi said, waving her hand.
Everyone stared absently at Tokimi.
"Who's Ayeka?" They all said in monotone.
"That's right. When I snap my fingers there will be no Ayeka." Tokimi said.
She snapped her fingers, and Ayeka was gone.

Emperor Azusa shook his head.
"What's wrong dear?" Misaki asked.
"I don't know...it feels like something's....missing?"
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know..." He said, trailing off. He shook his head. "Maybe we should pay a visit to our daughters."
Misaki looked at Azusa weirdly.
"We only have one daughter....is there another daughter you don't want to tell me about?" She asked, leering at Azusa.
"Um...no!" He yelled, putting his hands in a defensive posture.
"Hm...ok."Misaki said, walking off, "I'll talk to Funaho about it and we'll leave tommorow, l hun?"
"Um...ok."
Azusa looked around his vast chamber. It was large, and was filled to capacity with trees all around. The trees talked to him, filled him with life.
Yet somehow, it felt as if a part of him was missing, and no matter how much life was put into him, he couldn't have that one spot put back.
"What's wrong with me?" He asked.

*End Flashback*

Though everyone else forgot about Ayeka, Tenchi's memories were slowly returning. He smiled bitterly.
He stood up.
"What are you thinking about Tenchi?" Washu asked silently, sitting on the other end of the roof.
"How long have you been there?"
"couple of seconds."
"How'd you get there?"
"I'm a goddess, I can do those things."
"Tell me professor, would a fall from my roof be fatal?"
"Well, it depends on how hard you take off. If it's a freefall, you might survive. If you push off you might--" Washu trailed off and stared at Tenchi.
"Go on."
"You're not thinking of---?"
"Heh, I know you could stop me from doing this, but my sanity would slip away if you saved me, and I'd eventually die."
"Why do you think of doing this Tenchi? People in this house love you!"
Tenchi looked at her.
"Is it love? Is it really love?" Tenchi stepped closer to Washu.
"I've given so much love out...that..."
Washu laughed softly.
"Did you take any of us out on dates? Did you caress our skin? Did you have intentions that were only meant to be let out in a bedroom? Face it Tenchi, you and I both know that the only love you know is the love of family."
Tenchi stepped towards the edge of the roof.
He looked down.
"Tenchi, you're drunk. Something in the alcohol triggers the memories to return."
Tenchi laughed.
"My memories returned far before I took my first sip of saki."
"Tenchi, I know getting over Ayeka is going to be hard, but we can do it."
Tenchi sighed.
"How come you can't bring her back?"
"Because, Tokimi gave Ayeka her death, therefore technically only she's the one who can bring her back to life."
Tenchi shook his head and looked down at the steps.
"So this is how it's going to end." Washu said.
Tenchi stared at Washu for a long time.
Washu swallowed. Even though she was a goddess, she could still have human feelings. And right now she was nervous.
Tenchi stepped towards her.
"What are you going to do to stop me?" Tenchi asked.
Washu stood up and tackled him, locking him in a kiss.
Tenchi wrapped his arms around her and held her close.
When they broke apart, they were gasping for air.
"That."
"Well, I suppose that's a good enough excuse for me not to jump." He said smiling.
Washu smiled.

Tokimi sulked.
"This is not fair!" She called out, "How come Washu always wins?"
"Now, now, the game is not over yet." Tsunami said.
"I guess you're right...if he were to become a neko or even demi-god..."
"Then he would be able to marry all three of us. Same goes for if he becomes Emperor of Jurai."
"I guess we could do that."
"Which one?"
"Both."
Tsunami stared at Tokimi.
"I guess we could."

(A/N: There you go, nice and long for ya. I'm so tired I can barely see straight)
Until Next time
Peace
~M