Gally's diary August 18, 2002-evening
*yawn* Nearly done with the RV. Sorry, can't tell you what it is. Surprises, you know. Chances are good that either Nny or Zim would read it, for all that it's hanging suspended over a pit of doom on a string. They somehow always manage to steal it. Anyway, it's really neato. I had to call in some favors with the Queen of Fae to get it complete. We have to pick up Dib in an hour. Gah. I really need a Freezy. I also need a-a something. I'm not sure. Maybe a lobotomy. Or more therapy. When I think about it though, I like the therapist I have. You can't hug your therapist. Or pretend to sleep when he sneaks into your cave to watch you sleep. I don't think he actually knows that I know he does that though. Hee hee. Secrets are fun.
Zim's log 08.18.02 later
Does the Dalzorian ever sleep? I don't think she's slept in four days. And all afternoon she's been tinkering with the RV beast we acquired, and she wouldn't even let me come in! She's making me pack the snax we purchased, and won't let me eat a bag of chips! The one food I can eat on this planet, and I am denied it. She will face terrible doom for this gross insubordination. Although, to doom her would anger the knife-bearing human, and he hasn't shown himself to be terribly nice to people who do that. I must think on this. Perhaps it is a nice surprise. In that case she shall escape the DOOMY wrath of the MIGHTY ZIM!!
Phoenix-chan's Book of Souls-later today
Oh, I can't wait to pick up Dib. He's going to freak out when he sees what Gally's done with the RV. On the other hand, I've planned out some of the road trip. We HAVE to go past Bodega Bay; it's where Gally and Nny met. And we also have to go past the Grand Canyon. I want Dib to know what it feels like to fly. I am laughing sinisterly now. Me an' Gally have been planning this forever; it's gonna use a lot of our energy. Wow, I'm so excited I've even got Pyris in and uproar. My little Guardian keeps flying in and out of the doorways, with little regard for whoever may be going through them at the time. Oh! Gally's done with the RV! Now, on to Dib's house!
Dear Die-ary:
Finally, we're on our way to pick up the big-headed one. I don't think he likes me much. Oh well, there's plenty of time to bond on road trips. I just hope someone already packed my headphones. I can't find them. I sincerely hope, that for Gir's sake, that he hasn't taken them for his moose again. Last time he did that, they came back dripping in God knows what. Looked like cheese. Steamed like cheese. But it didn't smell like cheese. I don't think it was cheese.
Gally says we can't take the RV to pick him up, so we've got to walk. Ugh. The less time I spend in Reality, the better.
Dib's journal 18/02
Gally says that she and her posse are on their way over to kidnap me. Her exact words. I'm a bit worried mow that they weren't joking. I mean, two dragons, an alien I've been after for three years, and one homicidal maniac. Hm. This bears thinking. I'll call a few of my fellow Agent's to let them know where I'm going, so if I don't show up in three weeks, they'll come out to search for me.
D'oh-they're here now. No time for that idea now. I can hear Gaz letting them in right now, so I'd better get my stuff and go. I hope I come home. Wait. I have to come home. The fait of the world could depend on it!
Gally's diary August 19, 2002
Hehe.I couldn't wait for everyone to see what I did to the RV. When they walked in, all but Phoenix had a heart attack. Or very nearly. Dib was afraid that anything he ate would doom him to live in the Faerie realm. See, in order to put more room in the thing, I altered the doorway to be halfway into the Realm of Faerie. It's a lot smaller than the real world, so everyone has his or her own rooms. Cool, no?
Anyway, now we're on the road. Dib and Zim are sitting at the table playing Stratego. It's pretty even, in terms of score. Phoenix is sleeping on the couch. He scales are showing through, so it looks funny. Like a shiny white human. Nny is driving, giving me some time to write in you and get some sleep, but I slept four days ago. I'm good for another week. He won't tell me where he's going, though. Whenever I ask he gets this sweet look on his face and tells me to just wait.
Zim's log 08.19.02
Argh! That-Dib, annoys me so greatly! Where is he hiding the flag?! That cursed little red flag that causes me so much anguish! On the plus side, he seems to be afraid of the Dalzorian Phoenix. She is resting on the couch across the aisle, and seems to have begun to slip into her Dalzorian form. This has a most interesting effect on Dib. I tried to ask Johnny human where we were going, but he didn't tell me. I fear the worst, but like any brave Invader, I shall face it head on! He seems to have a kink in his neck though. Gally is curled up on a chair in the front with him, and he seems prone to glancing over at her. Whenever he does, the RV beast swerves unpleasantly.
Phoenix-chan's Book of Souls-tomorrow
I think I'll take a nap.*yawn*.the alternate dimension spell is a killer.*unintelligible after that due to liberal amounts of drool on the pages*
Dear die-ary:
I don't Gally's actually asleep. She's still one hundred percent human. I think she's suspicious of my driving skills. I can drive perfectly fine! I hit that hobo on purpose. If he hadn't.pointed that filthy digit at me, he wouldn't be lying in three piles in the middle of the intersection. That was a few hours ago, but the big-headed kid looks like he's still gonna puke. He keeps giving me weird looks over his shoulder, and Zim seems to be getting a kick out of this.
Today started out great, but when we stopped at a rest station, I went to get a Fiz-Whiz from the Fridgy-Boy, and there weren't any cold! I started to yell at the stupid thing, and I was about ready to put it out of its misery, but lucky for it, Zim pointed at the Freezy machine he installed earlier.
That Fridgy-Boy had better watch its back.
Dib's journal 08/19
I don't know why I was so stressed about Zim's plans for world takeover. The guy can't plan worth spit! I've bested him in Stratego 46 times, and he's only won 23. It's easier to read his face than a children's picture book. Still, he doesn't seem to be very upset about this whole thing. He laughs maniacally every time I look at Phoenix. I think she's unconsciously turning into her dragon form, cuz her skin turned white and shiny, like scales, and there's stubs of horn growing from her forehead. If everyone would get off the RV, I could get a picture, and publish it in the next small town we come to. That way, I can remain in everyone's good graces, and still prove to, at least a bunch of winemakers, that aliens really exist. This plan can't fail! But-oh, perfect. I'll stage the plan tonight.
*yawn* Nearly done with the RV. Sorry, can't tell you what it is. Surprises, you know. Chances are good that either Nny or Zim would read it, for all that it's hanging suspended over a pit of doom on a string. They somehow always manage to steal it. Anyway, it's really neato. I had to call in some favors with the Queen of Fae to get it complete. We have to pick up Dib in an hour. Gah. I really need a Freezy. I also need a-a something. I'm not sure. Maybe a lobotomy. Or more therapy. When I think about it though, I like the therapist I have. You can't hug your therapist. Or pretend to sleep when he sneaks into your cave to watch you sleep. I don't think he actually knows that I know he does that though. Hee hee. Secrets are fun.
Zim's log 08.18.02 later
Does the Dalzorian ever sleep? I don't think she's slept in four days. And all afternoon she's been tinkering with the RV beast we acquired, and she wouldn't even let me come in! She's making me pack the snax we purchased, and won't let me eat a bag of chips! The one food I can eat on this planet, and I am denied it. She will face terrible doom for this gross insubordination. Although, to doom her would anger the knife-bearing human, and he hasn't shown himself to be terribly nice to people who do that. I must think on this. Perhaps it is a nice surprise. In that case she shall escape the DOOMY wrath of the MIGHTY ZIM!!
Phoenix-chan's Book of Souls-later today
Oh, I can't wait to pick up Dib. He's going to freak out when he sees what Gally's done with the RV. On the other hand, I've planned out some of the road trip. We HAVE to go past Bodega Bay; it's where Gally and Nny met. And we also have to go past the Grand Canyon. I want Dib to know what it feels like to fly. I am laughing sinisterly now. Me an' Gally have been planning this forever; it's gonna use a lot of our energy. Wow, I'm so excited I've even got Pyris in and uproar. My little Guardian keeps flying in and out of the doorways, with little regard for whoever may be going through them at the time. Oh! Gally's done with the RV! Now, on to Dib's house!
Dear Die-ary:
Finally, we're on our way to pick up the big-headed one. I don't think he likes me much. Oh well, there's plenty of time to bond on road trips. I just hope someone already packed my headphones. I can't find them. I sincerely hope, that for Gir's sake, that he hasn't taken them for his moose again. Last time he did that, they came back dripping in God knows what. Looked like cheese. Steamed like cheese. But it didn't smell like cheese. I don't think it was cheese.
Gally says we can't take the RV to pick him up, so we've got to walk. Ugh. The less time I spend in Reality, the better.
Dib's journal 18/02
Gally says that she and her posse are on their way over to kidnap me. Her exact words. I'm a bit worried mow that they weren't joking. I mean, two dragons, an alien I've been after for three years, and one homicidal maniac. Hm. This bears thinking. I'll call a few of my fellow Agent's to let them know where I'm going, so if I don't show up in three weeks, they'll come out to search for me.
D'oh-they're here now. No time for that idea now. I can hear Gaz letting them in right now, so I'd better get my stuff and go. I hope I come home. Wait. I have to come home. The fait of the world could depend on it!
Gally's diary August 19, 2002
Hehe.I couldn't wait for everyone to see what I did to the RV. When they walked in, all but Phoenix had a heart attack. Or very nearly. Dib was afraid that anything he ate would doom him to live in the Faerie realm. See, in order to put more room in the thing, I altered the doorway to be halfway into the Realm of Faerie. It's a lot smaller than the real world, so everyone has his or her own rooms. Cool, no?
Anyway, now we're on the road. Dib and Zim are sitting at the table playing Stratego. It's pretty even, in terms of score. Phoenix is sleeping on the couch. He scales are showing through, so it looks funny. Like a shiny white human. Nny is driving, giving me some time to write in you and get some sleep, but I slept four days ago. I'm good for another week. He won't tell me where he's going, though. Whenever I ask he gets this sweet look on his face and tells me to just wait.
Zim's log 08.19.02
Argh! That-Dib, annoys me so greatly! Where is he hiding the flag?! That cursed little red flag that causes me so much anguish! On the plus side, he seems to be afraid of the Dalzorian Phoenix. She is resting on the couch across the aisle, and seems to have begun to slip into her Dalzorian form. This has a most interesting effect on Dib. I tried to ask Johnny human where we were going, but he didn't tell me. I fear the worst, but like any brave Invader, I shall face it head on! He seems to have a kink in his neck though. Gally is curled up on a chair in the front with him, and he seems prone to glancing over at her. Whenever he does, the RV beast swerves unpleasantly.
Phoenix-chan's Book of Souls-tomorrow
I think I'll take a nap.*yawn*.the alternate dimension spell is a killer.*unintelligible after that due to liberal amounts of drool on the pages*
Dear die-ary:
I don't Gally's actually asleep. She's still one hundred percent human. I think she's suspicious of my driving skills. I can drive perfectly fine! I hit that hobo on purpose. If he hadn't.pointed that filthy digit at me, he wouldn't be lying in three piles in the middle of the intersection. That was a few hours ago, but the big-headed kid looks like he's still gonna puke. He keeps giving me weird looks over his shoulder, and Zim seems to be getting a kick out of this.
Today started out great, but when we stopped at a rest station, I went to get a Fiz-Whiz from the Fridgy-Boy, and there weren't any cold! I started to yell at the stupid thing, and I was about ready to put it out of its misery, but lucky for it, Zim pointed at the Freezy machine he installed earlier.
That Fridgy-Boy had better watch its back.
Dib's journal 08/19
I don't know why I was so stressed about Zim's plans for world takeover. The guy can't plan worth spit! I've bested him in Stratego 46 times, and he's only won 23. It's easier to read his face than a children's picture book. Still, he doesn't seem to be very upset about this whole thing. He laughs maniacally every time I look at Phoenix. I think she's unconsciously turning into her dragon form, cuz her skin turned white and shiny, like scales, and there's stubs of horn growing from her forehead. If everyone would get off the RV, I could get a picture, and publish it in the next small town we come to. That way, I can remain in everyone's good graces, and still prove to, at least a bunch of winemakers, that aliens really exist. This plan can't fail! But-oh, perfect. I'll stage the plan tonight.
