I'm really sorry but for the next few weeks I won't be updating my fics very often. I've just realised the horror that is coursework.

If anyone could tell me what Kurt's parents are called I would be eternally grateful!

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Lance was in their room! This was not a good thing, in fact it was a very bad thing, in fact it was so bad that it really put the time Kurt had lost his toothbrush into perspective.

There was complete and total silence, Kurt couldn't find his voice to warn Kitty.

"I said get away!!" Lance yelled

The ground beneath the bed began to quiver and shake. Kurt realised that if he got Lance angry the whole floor might collapse. He'd have to be very careful about this considering that using his powers to get outside wasn't an option. Kitty would be seen.

Still totally oblivious Kitty tightened her grip around Kurt's waist and murmured happily.

Definitely not the kind of sight an obsessive Lance would want to see.

"Lance, look I think-" Kurt started calmly

"GET AWAY FROM HER OR I'LL KILL YOU!!" Lance howled

Kitty's eyes snapped open

"Kurt? What's-?" before she understood what was happening Kurt had suddenly leapt out of the bed and was standing just beyond her grasp.

Then she saw Lance

"Lance?!" She cried, not wanting to believe that he was there. "How did you get past ceribro?"

"We could have had something" Lance hissed ignoring her question "Why'd you have to run off with him?"

"Huh??" Kitty exclaimed then her brain realised what he was thinking "Lance! I know what this looks like but-!"

"How could you do this to me!? Don't you care about my feelings?" tears were running down his face

"What? But Lance, YOU dumped ME" Kitty said delicately

"Oh sure, get technical" lance muttered "But inside I always loved you"

Kurt suppressed the urge to throw up, now was neither the time nor the place

"Really?" Kitty asked "what do you like about me?"

"Well, I doubt it's you're modesty" Kurt hissed meaningfully

"It doesn't matter now, I should have known you'd run of with that freak" Lance growled

"Kurt's not a freak!" Kitty yelled suddenly. Kurt looked down at her in surprise, he hadn't expected that.

"I knew it!!" Lance howled "You're together!!"

Kurt and Kitty exchanged glances.

"Don't think that I'm not grateful for what you just did" Kurt whispered quietly "But that was a pretty dumb move"

"It doesn't matter though, if I can't have you then no one will" Lance shrugged

"That doesn't sound good" Kitty said

The floor began to shake uncontrollably, Kurt could almost feel it beginning to give in. Within a few seconds they'd be hurtling through the ceiling to the ground floor.

And it was a very high ceiling

"Lance, I swear me an Kitty are not a couple" he said trying the last chance he saw to end this peacefully

"Yeah right" Lance laughed insanely, his eyes rolled up into his head.

Kitty realised that her bed was about to collapse and even though she jumped up she wasn't fast enough. There was a huge cracking sound, followed by lots of other confusing noises.

"Kitty!" Kurt yelled and ported her off her bed in the time it took to blink. They stood together in the corner of the room and watched as the bed fell. A large gaping hole was now in the middle of the floor. Bits of plaster were flaking off and the hole was getting bigger

"We can't stay here!" Kitty yelled

"We have to take on Lance otherwise the whole Mansions gonna collapse!" Kurt replied

They both bit their lips.

"Heads up!" Kitty screamed as another crack in the floor headed towards them

Kurt ported to the other side of the room, the floor here was even worse. It buckled under their weight alone. They looked at Rogues bed in the other side of the room and simultaneously came up with a plan.

Kitty jumped out of Kurts arms and ran gingerly to the bed squealing theatrically

"Oh my GOD Lance!! You're SOOOO powerful! I don' know WHY I chose Kurt instead of YOU!" she said loudly emphasising lots of words

Kurt shook his head for a moment, not even an idiot would buy that. She was being way too obvious. Surly Lance was smarter than that! But the quakes began to calm and Lance ran his hand through his hair (with some difficulty as it was so greasy).

"And you're SOOO gorgeous" Kitty continued, she'd reached Rogues bed by now and was laid out on it in an erotic position "I just want to....."

"Want to?" Lance prompted, his breath had left him and Kurt felt sick at the way he was leering at her.

"Want to..." Kitty stroked the bed spread as she trailed off

"Want to what?!" Lance half screamed

"I just want to get an antibacterial scrub down so that I don't still have your finger prints on me!" Kitty yelled angrily "You're an evil, self obsessed slob and besides," she smiled nastily "Kurt's way bigger than you"

Stunned silence from both parties at the last comment, neither guys could say a word. Lance turned at Kurt and actually growled. For a moment Kurt thought that the plan might not work but then Lance seemed to change his mind and began to lunge at Kitty.

"Phsyc!" Kitty giggled and bounced through the wall behind her

Lance looked shocked but couldn't stop falling forwards and as his heavy weight hit the bed the floor completely gave way. It crumbled to nothing and Kurt just managed to see Lance's shocked face before he disappeared. The fall wouldn't kill him if he stayed on the bed but he'd be out of it for several hours.

"Yes!" Kurt yelled before jumping up to grab the lamp shade as the ground beneath him disappeared too. Leaving him hanging about 8 metres from any kind of ground. Kurt didn't mind of course and laughed that their plan had worked

Then he heard Kitty scream in the next room, he was there in an instant. The floor had gone in that room too and he found himself hurtling towards the ground along with Kitty.

There hands found each other and Kurt teleported to a safe place in the kitchen. Even when they arrived Kitty was still hanging onto him as if her life depended on it and she was shaking.

"Kitty? It's okay, I've got you" Kurt whispered squeezing her arm supportively

"It was just a bit of a shock when the whole floor just, you know, like, vanished" Kitty smiled embarrassedly

"That's okay, I'll always protect you" Kurt grinned

"Uh-huh" she muttered "Always?"

"Always" Kurt nodded

"Okay" But she still hadn't let him go

"Uh, Kitty? Not meaning to ruin the moment but we've still got a love- crazed weirdo in the other room"

Kitty instantly let him go and although she turned away pretty fast, Kurt could tell that she was blushing. They walked into the sitting room together and both winced at the damage done. No matter what happened, Xavier would wring their necks when he saw the mess.

Plaster was still falling and Kurt had serious doubts about how well the first floor was holding up. This was going to cost a fortune to repair.

"Looks like we're both going to be cleaning the X-jet" Kitty moaned

"And Rogues going to kill us" Kurt sighed "Her bed is - how would Evan put this?"

"Busted"

"Ja, her bed's busted" Kurt agreed sadly

Lance was lying on his stomach, spread eagle. He wasn't moving.

"He's not...dead? Is he?" Kitty asked worriedly

Kurt ported next to the boy and checked his pulse

"Nien, just unconscious. I'll go drop him off with the brotherhood" and he lifted Lance over his shoulder. "I'll be back in a minute"

"Please don't be gone long" Kitty hated how desperate she sounded but she was scared that another boy might get in.

"I promise" Kurt said, and disappeared

Kitty walked around nervously for a moment, then she looked at the huge mess once again.

"Oh well, at least it'll be something to pass the time" she sighed and began searching for the dustpan and brush.