So I Married Three Goddesses
By: M
(A/N: Hahahahahah, wow. It's been a fucking long ass time since I've last updated.
E: You're Telling Me.
M: So What Story Am I Continuing Again?
Kelly: So I Married Three Goddesses.
M: oh..right...what was that one about again?
(E and Kelly fall over)
M: Um...looks like I'm gonna bullshit this one...here we go.
*Cracks Knuckles*
M: Hm...wait.
(checks e-mail)
M: Hmm...hm... holy shit. Holy...shit...that's a good idea. Holy fucking shit. Hm...it's risky though...uh....i'll think about that one.
Tenchi eyelids fluttered open, and they were greeted by unwanted sunlight.
He quickly shut his eyes, feeling the full effects of a hangover.
"Everyone!" Tsunami yelled, "Get up!"
"Ugggh..sas..ami...keep your...voice down...." Tenchi mumbled, trying to roll over but finding his movement limited.
There are many things that can sober someone up.
For example, taking a cold shower, drinking some coffee, eating stuff...like...pie or something...
This, however, beat them all.
Tenchi was laying on his back, with Washu pinning down one arm asleep, Ryoko pinning down the other one asleep, and Tokimi laying on top of him, her head nuzzled in his chest.
Tenchi stared blankly at the ceiling.
He went over in his mind the actions of last night.
He remembered they had stopped for a quick drink in a bar, then he had drank a little, then it was hazy, then they were in a kareoke bar, then hazy again, then they were in a public bathhouse, hazy, then he remembered fighting kagato, then hazy, then he fell into his bed, hazy again, then he kissed tokimi.
The door opened and he watched as Tsunami, carrying a bucket of water, proceeded to dump its contents onto Tenchi's bed.
"WAKE UP!" She screamed.
Tenchi's head began pounding, sending waves of pain throughout his head.
"Keep it down!" he yelled.
Washu and the other two occupants stood up slowly and yawned.
None seemed to be affected by the mass amount of alcohol consumed.
"...Don't you all get affected by the results of alcohol?" he rasped.
"Tenchi, we are goddesses,well...except Ryoko, who's had more than enough to not be affected by it, but anyway, we're Goddesses, it only takes an hour for our body to be purged of intoxication or any other foreign substances."
"oh..."
"But i can clear it up for you..." Said Tokimi, tracing a finger across Tenchi's head.
Tenchi's senses started clearing up, and he blinked a few times.
"Wow. That's um...an interesting power."
"Enough small talk," Said Tsunami, tapping her foot against the ground, "It's food time."
(Damnit I know I'm missing some characters...um...lessee...tenchi,ryoko,tokimi,washu,sasami....mihoshi yeah yeah)
Mihoshi was called back to GP for a special assignment.
(aHahaha fuck plot)
(Fuck Hiei's Kitsune.)
(Hey, would you all like a little project? Look up Hiei's Kitsune and tell him to fuck himself. HAHAhaHAHAH fuck you hiei, you and your 0 reviews, except for mine. hahahahah fuck you.)
The breakfast was simple. the eggs toast and bacon that were sooooo common in japan.
Washu sighed in contentment.
"Wasn't Tenchi Amazing last night?" She asked out loud.
Tenchi got a nosebleed and suddenly his breakfast consumed all of his attention.
"I didn't think a person could use his tounge in such a way."
SUDDENLY
M had to go
so
he finishes later
until then,
peace,
~M
By: M
(A/N: Hahahahahah, wow. It's been a fucking long ass time since I've last updated.
E: You're Telling Me.
M: So What Story Am I Continuing Again?
Kelly: So I Married Three Goddesses.
M: oh..right...what was that one about again?
(E and Kelly fall over)
M: Um...looks like I'm gonna bullshit this one...here we go.
*Cracks Knuckles*
M: Hm...wait.
(checks e-mail)
M: Hmm...hm... holy shit. Holy...shit...that's a good idea. Holy fucking shit. Hm...it's risky though...uh....i'll think about that one.
Tenchi eyelids fluttered open, and they were greeted by unwanted sunlight.
He quickly shut his eyes, feeling the full effects of a hangover.
"Everyone!" Tsunami yelled, "Get up!"
"Ugggh..sas..ami...keep your...voice down...." Tenchi mumbled, trying to roll over but finding his movement limited.
There are many things that can sober someone up.
For example, taking a cold shower, drinking some coffee, eating stuff...like...pie or something...
This, however, beat them all.
Tenchi was laying on his back, with Washu pinning down one arm asleep, Ryoko pinning down the other one asleep, and Tokimi laying on top of him, her head nuzzled in his chest.
Tenchi stared blankly at the ceiling.
He went over in his mind the actions of last night.
He remembered they had stopped for a quick drink in a bar, then he had drank a little, then it was hazy, then they were in a kareoke bar, then hazy again, then they were in a public bathhouse, hazy, then he remembered fighting kagato, then hazy, then he fell into his bed, hazy again, then he kissed tokimi.
The door opened and he watched as Tsunami, carrying a bucket of water, proceeded to dump its contents onto Tenchi's bed.
"WAKE UP!" She screamed.
Tenchi's head began pounding, sending waves of pain throughout his head.
"Keep it down!" he yelled.
Washu and the other two occupants stood up slowly and yawned.
None seemed to be affected by the mass amount of alcohol consumed.
"...Don't you all get affected by the results of alcohol?" he rasped.
"Tenchi, we are goddesses,well...except Ryoko, who's had more than enough to not be affected by it, but anyway, we're Goddesses, it only takes an hour for our body to be purged of intoxication or any other foreign substances."
"oh..."
"But i can clear it up for you..." Said Tokimi, tracing a finger across Tenchi's head.
Tenchi's senses started clearing up, and he blinked a few times.
"Wow. That's um...an interesting power."
"Enough small talk," Said Tsunami, tapping her foot against the ground, "It's food time."
(Damnit I know I'm missing some characters...um...lessee...tenchi,ryoko,tokimi,washu,sasami....mihoshi yeah yeah)
Mihoshi was called back to GP for a special assignment.
(aHahaha fuck plot)
(Fuck Hiei's Kitsune.)
(Hey, would you all like a little project? Look up Hiei's Kitsune and tell him to fuck himself. HAHAhaHAHAH fuck you hiei, you and your 0 reviews, except for mine. hahahahah fuck you.)
The breakfast was simple. the eggs toast and bacon that were sooooo common in japan.
Washu sighed in contentment.
"Wasn't Tenchi Amazing last night?" She asked out loud.
Tenchi got a nosebleed and suddenly his breakfast consumed all of his attention.
"I didn't think a person could use his tounge in such a way."
SUDDENLY
M had to go
so
he finishes later
until then,
peace,
~M
