Okay, I haven't uploaded this in a while. Very sorry

Please read my X-men birthday fic!! It's really funny

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Kurt carried Lance on his shoulder towards the boarding house. He was going to end this soon if it killed him (Or Xavier killed him, whichever came first)

Every time he'd seen that place since his parentage had become apparent it had scared him. Kurt could have ended up in there. Very easily, too easily really. Lance wasn't going to wake up for a while and he was going to have a nice selection of bruises when he woke up.

'I might as well use that to my advantage' Kurt thought

He dramatically kicked the door down. This was pretty easy considering the state it was already in but it achieved the right effect. By coincidence Todd, Peitro and Tabby were hanging around in the hall way.

"Blue!" Tabitha cried

"Don't call me that" Kurt replied coldly and dropped Lance roughly at their feet

"Woah!! Hell man! What the shit did you do to him?!" Toad cried

"Stay away from the mansion" Was all Kurt said

"Ooh! Blue's got spunk" Tabby giggled

"Screw you" Kurt growled

"You wish" She laughed and walked off

Nobody seemed to care about Lance, the fact that an X-geek was in the boarding house held more interest.

"Say Elf, you wait a mo and your mama may be around" Freddy laughed cruelly

Kurt hated it when people referred to mystique as his mother, especially with pet names attached

"Shut it" He hissed

"Make me" Freddy smiled stupidly

"Okay" Kurt lunged forwards and ported them both onto the roof. "For your sake, my friend, I hope this can take your weight"

And with one final smile at the blob he ported away

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Kitty soon realised that no matter what she did the floor was going to remain a mess. When ever she tidied it even slightly another chunk would fall from the ceiling covering her and most of the floor in a fine coating of plaster and dust.

"This is, like, so pointless" she sighed and decided to go watch TV. She was certain that the rest of the mansion would hold up for a while yet. The Professor had seen that this may happen (He was phycic after all) and had given all the walls and ceilings/floors extra support.

"Hey! Kitty!" Kurt seemed chirpy considering what had happened

'This is Kurt I'm talking to' Kitty thought 'He'd stay chirpy if we were all going to die in twenty minutes'

"Hi Kurt!" Kitty smiled

"Wow, I forgot what a mess this place is" he gasped

"Tell me about" she groaned "Looks like you won't be the only one cleaning the X-jet this time.

"Cool. We'll get sudsy together" Kurt smiled quietly

"Don't sound so pleased" Kitty said simply "Did you see any guys following you? Is anyone trying to get on the grounds?"

"Not that I could see" Kurt shrugged "I think they're gone for the time being. Probably for long enough for us to find a counter spell"

"Counter spell?" Kitty asked

"I don't think there is a specific spell to end this one so I will have to find a spell that takes away the effects of the spell we cast" he explained

"You cast" Kitty corrected

"Yes, I cast, sorry" Kurt looked down as if in shame

"No, Kurt I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lay the blame on you. We both did this" she shrugged and gave a very deep sigh "Well, at least it can't get any wor-!" Kitty was stopped mid sentence by Kurt's hand suddenly covering her mouth

"Don't say that sentence" Kurt ordered, he'd made a huge leap from on side of the room onto the sofa where she was sitting.

"Mrrphurrf!" Kitty pulled Kurt's hand off her face "But it's true! Things like, can NOT get any worse than this!"

The phone rang

"Do any of your new 'Boyfriends' know this phone number?" Kurt asked

"No, and Lance can't have woken up already, plus he doesn't have a cell phone so it must be the other X-men!" Kitty could have fainted from relief

There was a short scuffle over who would answer it

"Hello?" Kurt picked the receiver up triumphantly

"Kurt?" It was Scott "Is that you?" He sounded very, very disappointed at hearing Kurt's voice

"Nice to see you too" Kurt said sarcastically and tried not to take it personally

"Who's that?" Kitty asked as she rubbed her now sore wrists and upper arms.

"Scott" Kurt replied

"Is that Kitty?" Kurt was very worried about the mount of joy in Scott's voice

'It can't be' he thought quietly

"Yes but-!" he argued

"Put her on" Scott ordered

"Huh?"

"Kurt! That's an order! Put. Her. On" Scott said simply

"Does he want to talk to me?" Kitty asked innocently

"Yes But Kitty, I don't think Scott's quite...himself" Kurt said meaningfully

"Don't be so paranoid" Kitty giggled and took the receiver out of his hands "Hello Scott?"

Kurt was right next to her and from what he could hear Scott was singing a very bad rendition of 'I love you Baby' down the line.

And he wasn't alone

Kitty stared at the phone in a daze, her eyes were slowly growing

"I must be insane" She muttered

"What is it??" Kurt asked

"I think Mr Logan's with them!" she gasped

"Are you sure?!" Kurt asked desperately

Kitty held the receiver out and at that moment a certain gruff voice yelled

"I LOVE YOU HALF PINT!!"

Both Kitty and Kurt exchanged worried glances

"They haven't seen me Kurt, why are they going gaga over me?" Kitty asked, her voice wavering.

"Come on Kitty, it's okay" Kurt took one of her hands and used the other to hang the phone up.

"But what if this is a new part of the spell Kurt? They haven't seen me yet they are effected" She was shaking again and Kurt was worried about her.

The phone rang again

"Let the machine answer it" he whispered. A moment later a desperate voice could e heard. It was male.

"Kitty? It's Daniel! I was such an idiot not to call before"

Kurt felt Kitty's entire body freeze

"I've missed you terribly. You are more beautiful than any other girls I have ever met"

Kitty got up lifted the receiver and hung up

"He went to my last school" she explained quietly "I had a massive crush on him for years and the day before I left I gave him this number. He never called"

"Kitty" Kurt got up and held her tightly

"Kurt, I'm scared. This proves that eventually this spell will effect every male on the planet...even you" her arms were tightly wound around him

"This damn spell will NOT effect me Kitty, I won't allow it" Kurt growled "I couldn't leave you like this" he kissed her on the forehead

"Thank you" Kitty whispered.

"Come on, we'll go on the net and see if we can find anything" Kurt tried to smile encouragingly.

"No need Kurt" both the teens span around to see a woman with two suitcases.

"Mama!" Kurt cried happily then blushed deeply at his name for her.

"Mama? Are you Kurt's Mom?" Kitty asked

"Yes, I am Margali" She replied simply and turned to her Son "You're a fool to mess with powerful magic Kurt" she shook her head sadly

"I-It's not his fault, I begged him to cast the spell" Kitty defended him.

"And he should have ignored you" Margali said calmly "Wait, are you Kitty?"

"Yes" she replied a little confused

"Ah, I should have known. Kitty? Would you mind making me some coffee while I talk to my son?"

'Oops' Kitty thought 'I really dropped fuzzy in it this time'

"Sure" and she ran out quickly.

Margali sighed and looked at the boy she had found and adopted "You did the love spell I take it" she said in German

"Ja" Kurt replied

"I'm also guessing that you didn't do the last part"

"Nein"

"And the result is that every man she sees becomes obsessed with her"

"Ja, but now it seems as though people don't even have to see her for it to work"

Margali sighed deeply "Kurt you idiot! It's gone onto the next level, now it will effect every boy that girl knows! How could you be so stupid!"

"I'm sorry Mama, I just wanted to make her feel better" He looked sadly up at his Mum with those big eyes that always melted her heart

"Kurt! You know I can't stay mad at you when you look t me like that" she groaned

"One of the many tricks I've learnt" Kurt managed his mischievous grin, showing his fangs in the process

"I take it you want me to tell you the cure" Margali said

"Yes please"

"You're not going to like it" his mother warned

"I'll do anything for Kitty" Kurt said steadily

"You have to do the spell in reverse. The WHOLE spell Kurt. Would you be prepared to do that? I doubt you have even told Kitty why the spell went wrong"

She didn't get a response.