Title: You Sexy Thing

Disclaimers: NW, Galen and Keller belong to LJS. The song "You Sexy Thing" belongs to Hot Chocolate.

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"I believe in miracles," Galen belted out, prancing around his bedroom in a hideous pair of leopard print underpants. He grabbed his hairbrush from the dresser as he went rocketing past to use as a microphone. "Where you from?" He paused in front of the mirror, wiggling his hips suggestively, while growling at himself appreciatively. "You sexy thing!"

Unnoticed by her narcissistic soulmate, a wide-eyed Keller closed the door carefully. Dazedly, she wandered down to the common room to fix herself a very stiff drink. She'd bought those damn pants as a joke; she'd never expected him to wear them!