Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Two: Special Assignment

(The picture and profile info at the beginning of every Lucky Lucky doujinshi chapter)

Name: Vincent Eternity
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Job Class: Acolyte
Favorite Colours: Green and Black
Hobbies: Making Money

Vincent is an organized person that is good ant giving back talk to people, and is harsh to men and woman alike, only speaking nice to them if you pay him. Vincent is only nice to kids. He also seems to have a very lenient attitude towards Zoink, the two having grown up together when they were children.

*a wine bottle is thrown spinning in the air, Kura catches it, then pours a glass of wine for a customer*

Man 1: Party!

Man 2: Bartender!! Give everyone in the house a drink!! I'm buying!

*cheers from all around the bar*

Kurion: That's a mighty large order there! To what occasion may I ask ya?

Swordsman: Killed the Queen Bee and won myself a Damascus!!

Kurion: Well that's mighty fine! Those things aren't easy to get.

Vincent: You occupy him, I'll take the dama while he's drunk.

Kurion: Get boy!! Don't make me smack you like I do one of my sons!

Vincent: Fine, fin... Pika you hear that Order a round for the whole bar.

Kura: Yeah I heard! The whole bar yeash... you trying to overwork me!?!?

K-chan: Pika dear, think positive.

*places some food on the counter*

K-chan: Kurion! Table three's food is ready!

Kurion: be right there suga!

Kura: bah... some special assignment... taking care of some home grown bar...

K-chan: It's not just a bar, it's a restaurant!

Kura: It's a pain in the ass that's what is is.

Swordsman: Bartender!!

Kura: be there in a sec.

Swordsman: Bartender!!!

Kura: Aw shove it or you're not getting nothin!

K-chan: Well back to cooking ^^, do your best Pika.

Kura: ... yeah, yeah...

*accidentally spills some liquor while pouring a drink, Vandal comes and cleans it up. Kura spills again, Vandal clean it up*

Kura: heheh...

*spills more on the counter, Vandal cleans it up*

Vandal: Stupid archer.

Kura: Lousy thief.

*the two get into a glaring contest. Suki walks around the bar, collecting the dishes*

Suki: So much to wash...

*runs into a half full glass of liquor*

Suki: ? humm... must be empty before I take it back..

*spills the contains of the glass on the floor*

Kura: HEY!!! Don't do that! The floors are my job

*Vandal smirks*

Kurion: Miss.Chan, another order for you.

*picks up the food Chan had left for her*

K-chan: Wonderful ^^ *seems to be enjoying herself*

Calico: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! This is sooooo great!

*completely drunk on a bar stool*

Calico: BARTENDER!!!

Kura: oi... aren't you supposed to be working on inventory?

Calico: That's what I'm doing! Three bottles down... *looks at the paper* ... oh... so fuzzy can't read how many more...

*Cider walks back inside the bar, doing her shirt back up*

Cider: Well I'm done attracting customers.

Vandal, Kura, Kurion, Vincent: ...

*Cider grabs a microphone on a small stage*

Cider: Sure got a lot of you people in here, how are you all doing?

*screams of excitement are heard throughout the bar*

Cider: Alright! Let's have ourselves some fun! After all, you all come here to have a good time right?

Customers: yay!

Cider: Alright!! Who wants to play a game?

Customer: Yay!

Cider: Right, here's my little game. We're going to have a karaoke contest!!

Customers: YAY!!!

Cider: Me and my lovely assistant Suki, will play judge to decide who will win.

Suki: I get to be a judge!!

Cider: The top five get to join me in a game of poker!! Who's in?

*the crowd goes wild*

Zoink: ME!!!!!!!

Vincent: ... oh god...

Kura: Karaoke... nnnoooooooo this job sucks what can possible be worse then a bar full of drunken singing morons

Tenshi: Hello bartender... a drink please... and keep the bottle on the counter... I've had a bad day...

Kura: ... oh god...

Tenshi: Care to listen to a guy's troubles?

Kura: ... no... I don't wana hear them...

Tenshi: Well today started out like any normal day...

Kura: noOoOoooOOOooo

Tenshi: I'm in a grassy field killing porings, when my girl friend approaches me... with another man...

Kura: I don't care...

Tenshi: She left me *sob* She left me for a higher level archer man!! All that time we spent together! Hours wasted away! Taken away from me like an MVP!!! OH GOD!!! WHY!?!?!? WHY!?!?!? What have I don't to deserve this pain!?!?!?

Kura: What have done to disserve this pain...

Tenshi: Hey man... that's like... what I was thinking! We have so much in common! Let;s be best friends!

Kura: I don't think so...

*Tenshi jumps the counter and hugs Kura*

Tenshi: FRIEND!!!

Kura: Don't touch me!!!!

*Zoink watches everything from the back of the bar*

Zoink: This is wonderful!! Calico for inventory, Cider for entertainment, Suki washes the dishes while K-chan cook and does laundry, Kurion's the waitress and goes shopping for anything I need! Vincent teleports and works on weapon upkeep, Vandal washes the stools and tables and Pika washes the floor and manages the bar!!!

Zoink: and I'm the manager! So I just... manage the girls around!!!

Zoink: Well now... the only problems I face with making my female harem are obvious.
1) Suki is a guy
2) Vandal is creepy
3) Kurion is married
4) Calico is a nerd
5) Pika is a tomboy
6) K-chan is a pure girl who wants to stay single and pure forever
7) and Cider... well Cider's always hitting on my girls!

Zoink: So now that I know the problems here's what I must do to fix them.
1) kick Suki out
2) make Vandal less creepy
3) get Kurion to hate her husband and divorce
4) make Calico... er... not a nerd
5) de-tomboy Pika
6) convince K-chan that relationships are fun
7) somehow get Cider to hit on... well she hits on them pretty good... get Cider to like guys!

Zoink: But how to go about doing this? My marvelous 7 step plan.

Vincent: Is will never work.

Zoink: Go away!! I never asked you

Vincent: ... why where you explaining everything to me, if you didn't want... forget it...

*leaves walking into the middle of the bar*

Vincent: Alright, which one of you tough guys wana try and take on Baph?

*cheers from the crowds*

Vincent: All right, 500z Each

*gets money from the people wanting to go*

Tenshi: Oh God she left me!!!

Kura: Yes I heard... about 100 times

Tenshi: and if that wasn't bad enough... I have this chick stalking me! She keeps following me and calling me name!!

Kura: You mean that one?

*points to the karaoke stage*

Tenshi's ex: Oh Tenshi, Tenshi, Tenshi!!! You are the apple of myyyy eyeeee!! I loove you more then I can say, but here I'm trying anyways, oohhhh Tenshi you're my maaaaan!!!!

Tenshi: OH GOD NO!!!!

*shakes Kura around*

Tenshi: You gotta help me man!!!

Kura: Get lost Stop bugging me

*Vincent opens the portal and half the bar leaves*

Kurion: Hey? What happened to the customers?

Vincent: They won't be gone long

*Half the bar come back in after getting killed by Baph*

Vincent: See? Easy money.

*K-chan comes up front plugging her ears from the bad karaoke*

K-chan: My goodness it sounds like some poor animal is dying out here!

Kura: No animal... just this guy's girl friend trying to sing.

Tenshi: Help me! Hide me! Don't let her see me

Kura: Leave me alone

*Suki dumps another unfinished glass on the floor*

Kura: HEY!!! I though I told you not to do that!!

*Vandal wrings out her wash cloth onto the floor*

Kura: And you You're just asking for it!

*the door bursts open and 16 kids come barreling in*

Kurion: Sweet hearts!!

16 Kids: Mommy!!!

Everyone: ...

Vincent: So she wasn't lying...

Kurion: How as all my babies doing!?

*hyperactive rampage around the bar*

Kurion: Good!!! You're all doing fine!!!

Kura: It's like a pack of rabid wolves!

Kurion: Let me introduce me boys!! From oldest to youngest. First we have Billy, Bobby, Jowey, Bill, Bob, Jo, Billie, Bobbie, Jowie, Billy Boy, Bobby Boy, Jowey Boy, Bill Bill, Bob Bob, Jo Jo and Stan.

Kura: ... that's a lot of Billy, Bobs and Jo's...

Zoink: ... Stan?

Kurion: That one's named after his father ^__^

Kids: Wow!!!
Lots of people here!!
Lots of girls!!!
Pretty girls!!
Can I see your bobbies? *smack* owwwww!!!
Let[s get married!
I'm hungry cook me food
where's the bathroom??? I have to go!!
MOM!! Bill is picking on me
I am not you're just trying to get me in trouble Bill Bill!

Zoink: Alright!!! NO kids out front! They're all under age!! All kids go out back!

*Suki starts walking to the back*

Zoink: Not you!! The other ones!

Kurion: Ya'll heard what the nice manager said! Everyone out back!

*rampage rampage rampage*

*all kids go out back, their screams can still be heard*

Vincent: How do you STAY SIAN!?!? I almost went crazy and I was in the same room as them for 30 seconds

Kurion: It an't that hard once you get the hang of it ^_^

*tired, stressed and dehydrated looking man enters*

Kurion's Husband: I'm back...

Kurion: Honey!!

*runs up and kissed him on the cheek*

Kurion: How was your day Ricered?

Richered (husband): Long...

Kurion: My poor baby...

Zoink: ... I thought you said you named Stan after his dad...

Kurion: I did!! Stan is his middle name, you can't have two people running around with the same name! That just gets confusing.

Everyone: ...

Kurion: Well back to work!!

*four guys on stage*

Karaoke Singers: Oh didy didy didy didy didy didy do!

1st Singer: I went into a bar one day to find myself a wife!

2nd Singer: There were several girls to choose from, but none of them where right!

3rd Singer: The first one was a wasted nerd I didn't like her much

4th Singer: The second one was frightening and seemed so out of touch

1st Singer: The third was so cute, but she had a husband

2nd Singer: The forth one was a wild one, but she's a lesbian!

3rd Singer: The fifth one was so very fine but turned out to be a nun, DAMN!!

4th Singer: and when I thought it couldn't get worse, the last one was a man!

Kura: HEY! *hucks a beer mug at singer 4*

Karaoke Singers: *only 3, the 4th is knocked out* Oh didy, didy, didy, didy, didy, didy do!!

Authors Note: eeehhhh.... drawing a manga out sure takes a long time, and already from only my first chapter I've gotten some questions and comments regarding it. A few on the characters themselves.

Question 1: Do the character in Lucky Lucky actually exist in the game?

Yes, they did actually exist in the game (at least when it was still a free beta) All characters are from my account.(had a male and female account, with character both and chaos and Loki) With an exception of a few character who belong to friend of mine who also play the game.

Question 2: What do the names comes from, are they named after people or anime characters?

All characters names have their own unique origin.

Suki = is what people used to call me when I finished writing my first story when I was 12. The main character was named Suki and they thought it fitted me O.o (although nowadays people call me Kura or Pika, even in RL for years now)

Vandal and Kurion = Are also characters from the first story I wrote (the one with Suki in it) Mark of the Beast, A Written Destiny (isn't up on FF.net or FP.net yet, but I'm working on getting it up)

Calico = Is actually the name of a kitten in a story I wrote for little kids called (also not up on either FF.net or FP.net, as I wrote this by hand and have to retype it onto the computer. Of course... I've written all my stories by hand this is just another waiting in line)

Cider = Is the name of a BOY from a story of mine called Life Spirits

Vincent Eternity = is a character from a story called Vanish in Time I've alost used Vincent (the original Vincent, not the RO one) and his brother Era, in a CCS RPG.

Except for Vandal. none of the character in the RO doujinshi act like the character they were name after.

Kura and K-chan, as I said before in chapter one, are from an anime called Hunter X Hunter although that is not who I named them after technically. The word was actually the first word I translated from I though it was a neat name so I used it as my Internet id (before I even knew what the character and series it was from) The tomboy Kura is actually a copy of me. With my hair style, eyes colour and personality. The aco K-chan's looks are based of the Kurapika from the series. but she acts like Kurapika... not at all...

Zoink - Is the name of my pet bird, who's full name is Zoink the Immortal you know, for luck that he will live a long life despite living in a house with six cats.

Tenshi/Kuroro (yes there is a Kuroro, I randomly ran into in the game and started picking on him cause I was Kurapika XD we've stuck together since then)/and all other characters are not mine, and are played by friends or family (Tenshi would be my bro's character)