Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Three: My Room, Your Room
(The picture and profile info at the beginning of every Lucky Lucky doujinshi chapter)
Name: Suki To-Itte
Age: 12
Gender: Male
Job Class: Magician
Favorite Colours: Green and Blue
Hobbies: Talking to people and listening to stories
Suki is a young mage with not a lot of power, He grew up with his older brother Shika, but was often getting left behind because he was young and couldn't keep up. So Suki left his brothers side as to not continue slowing him down. Often very slow in the head and oblivious to many thing, he seems even younger then he actually is.
*Zoink locks up the bar while Kura washes the the floor with a mop*
Kura: I;m going to kill them both...
Suki: but what else was I supposed to do with the full glasses?
Kura: Drink it! Just don't dump it on the floor!!
Suki: ... okay next time I'll drink them.
Kurion: Suki sweetie... I don't think that would be such a good idea.
Vandal: ...
Zoink: Alright, there are a total of six room to be divided among you all. Since I am the managed I get my own, so that leaves five for you guys.
Zoink: Vincent and Suki, because you two are both boys you can share the room farthest down the hall.
Vincent: No problem.
Suki: Yay!!! Vincent can read me bedtime stories!!!
Vincent: ... problem...
Zoink: Miss.Chan and Pika will be sharing a room because they're sister.
K-Chan: Lovely!! We get o bunch again Pika!
Kura: Hey! Why is everyone calling me Pika!!??
Zoink: Vandal and Calico get to share a room.
Calico: Nyaaaaaa... *drunk and laying on the floor resembling a dead dog*
Vandal: ...
Kura: Wuahahahahah XD *pointing and laughing at Vandal and her miss fortune*
Zoink: Kurion will of course share a room with her husband.
Cider: O.o hey what about me? There's no one left... do I not share a room?
Zoink: Of course you share a room! Cider shares a room with Kurion's 16 kids.
Cider: WHAT!?
16 kids: YAY!!!
Vandal: *smirk*
K-Chan: Well everyone get ready for bed then! Come down for some warm milk before going to bed ^^
Zoink: Yay!!! ^^
*after everyone is done getting ready, K-chan, Vandal. Vincent. Suki, Kurion and her 16 kids are don changing (Calico is still half passed out on the floor) Zoink walks in*
Zoink: Girls in nighties yay!!!
Vincent: You are a very sad man...
Suki: Really, be he looks so very happy to me...
Vandal: ...
*K-chan is handing milk to each of the 16 kids*
16 kids: Yay!! Waaaa!!! Fooood!!!! Me next!!!
*K-chan notices Zoink*
K-Chan: Good to see you ^^
*she walks over and hands him a glass of milk*
K-chan: Here ^^
Zoink: Thaaaaaank Yoooooou!!!!! I've hadn't had treatment like this since I was little and still living with my mom!
*flashback of him when he was young, getting milk before bed*
Mom: Careful dear, it's hot.
Young Zoink: It's good!!
*end of that*
Zoink: I'll have to visit her again soon.
K-chan: You'll have to introduce me!!
*K-chan spots Kura walking into the room*
K-chan: Oh!! Pika!
Kura: ... I'm not Pika... stop calling me that...
*Zoink points to Kura*
Zoink: O.O!!!! BREASTS!!
Kura: - -'
Vincent: ... I was actually starting to think you where a man...
Kura: What? If you think I would keep them tied down when I'm trying to sleep your very mistaken... it's painful!! I would never get my sleep...
*takes a cup from her sister and sits in a chair*
Vincent: If it's painful why do you bother doing it?
Kura: I hate my breasts...
Zoink: I say leave them be! You may hate them but I know a lot of guys who would love them!! Think of the good you'll be doing the community!!
Kura: ... enough talking about them... or I'll slug you...
K-chan: Now now Pika, they're just being nice.
Kura: - -'
Vandal: ... *notices that Kura's chest is larger then hers* -_- *throw her empty mug at Kura's head*
Kura: O.O! HEY!!!
Calico: Nyaaa... so tired...
*Vandal sighs as she drags her off to bed*
K-chan: Night you two!
Suki: Good night Vandal!
Vandal: ... night...
*Cider enter the room, wearing underwear and a very transparent shirt*
K-chan: Nice pajamas ^^
*All the girls almost die from heart attacks while Vincent and Zoink rocket off with bloody noses. Suki just stares until Kurion covers his eyes*
Cider: Hi!!
16 Kids: Boobies!!!!! *run up to her*
Kurion: Oh come on, it an't nothing you haven't seen before so stop your starin!
Zoink: ... an't nothing they haven't seen before?
Kurion: Well, you expect me to bath 16 kids while still dressed!?
Zoink: I want to be one of your kids...
Cider: How cute... 16 little perverts. Do I have to share a room with them?
Zoink: I REALLY want to be one of your kids!!!
Kurion: How flaterin of ya!
*rushes kids up to bed*
Kurion: Come on y'all, it's bed time.
K-chan: Good night all of you ^^
*Cider looks over at Kura*
Cider: Oh! You've let yourself free!
Kura: ... -_-' that's it, I'm going to bed...
*storms off K-chan follows*
K-chan: Wait up sis!!
*she stops turning around and bowing good night before leaving*
K-chan: Good night ^^
*she then goes after Kura*
K-chan: Pika!
Vincent: So Cider... why are you wearing that anyways?
Cider: hot...
Vincent: Hot?
Cider: It's too hot to sleep with too much clothes on, ask most any girl and they'll say the hotter it is.. the less you wear in bed. After all, bed is the only place a girl can cool herself off by taking off her clothes.
Zoink: You mean... if it's really really hot, some girls will sleep in the... nude?
Cider: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. *yawns* Well I'm done for today... see you two tomorrow.
*Leaves Vincent gets up*
Vincent: Well I guess I'm going to sleep.. come on Suki
Suki: Okay!
Zoink: Not yet you two... I need you to help me with my plan.
Suki and Vincent: ? Plan?
Zoink: heheheheh.... follow me...
*takes them down to the furnace room*
Suki: What's this place?
Zoink: This my friend... is the furnace room, it's what controls the heating for this building.
Vincent: ... you wouldn't...
Zoink: *evil laughter* oh yes I would, the hotter this gets, the hotter the rooms in the building get, the hotter the girls get, the less they wear ^________^
Zoink: The less they wear... *hold up a camera labeled Print Screen* The better the pictures!
Vincent and Suki: ...
Zoink: You two feed the fire with these coal! I'll go up and take me some memorable photographs!!!
Suki: But I wanted to go to sle-
Zoink: Hurry!!! Feed the fire!!!
*Vincent and Suki reluctantly start shoveling coal into the fire, Zoink runs out of the room*
Zoink: What a brilliant plan!!!
*he puts his ear against one of the doors*
K-chan: Is it getting warmer?
Kura: ... hummm... *half asleep*
Zoink: Wonderful!
*talks threw a radio called Whisper List*
Zoink: Hurry!! More power!! Feed the fire!!!
Vincent: We're going as fast as we can!!
Suki: We can't shovel any faster!!!
Zoink: Feed the fire
*soon it starts to get really really hot*
Zoink: ... I can't take this anymore... it's too hot x.x ... but thats great because that must mean that the girls are... but now ^__^
Vincent: Boss... we can't take it anymore!!!
Suki: It's too hot x.x
Zoink: Hang in there! Just a little longer!
Vincent: There's no more coal. We shoveled all of it in x.x
Zoink: ??? What that can't be!
*runs back down and sees no coal*
Zoink: but we need something to feed the fire with!!! Anything!!
Suki: That's it!!! I can't take it anymore!! It's too hot!!!!
*takes clothes off*
Vincent: I can't stand it anymore either
*takes clothes off*
Zoink: AHHHH not you two!! The girls are supposed to do that.
Suki: I don't care... I never ever wanted to see anything! I just wanted to sleep!
Vincent: Me too I've had enough! Come on Suki, lets go to bed.
Suki: Anywhere in this place had got to be cooler then in the furnace room.
Zoink: No you two can't leave me!!!
*the door opens just as soon as nude Vincent and Suki are about to walk out*
Kura: It's too hot, can you turns down the-...
Suki and Vincent: O.O!!!
Kura: What are you guys doing here?
Vincent: ... we were cold... we turned up the heat...
Kura: ... why are you two naked...?
Suki: It was hot...
Kura: Oh... I see...
*she closes the door and runs away yelling and pounding the walls with her fists*
Kura: WAAAAAA T_T Naked men !!!!
*inside Vincent and Suki and running in circles picking up their clothes in a panic*
Vincent and Suki: SHE SAW US!! SHE SAW US!!! T_T
Zoink: Now is not the time to panic men! We must quickly take our pictures before the heat cools down again!!
Vincent and Suki: Do it yourself
*the leave*
Zoink: Fine... but you two are missing out on the best part!!
*goes up stairs*
Zoink: Now which room to go in first!?!? This one ^_____^!!!
*opens the door and find it empty*
Zoink: O.o? Hu? What the?
*opens the next room and finds it empty as well*
Zoink: This can't be!!
*opens the first door in the row, it is empty as well*
Zoink: What happened!? Where are they all!?!?
*opens the last door and get run over by 16 naked little boys*
16 Kids: It's too hot!!!!
*Zoink gets back to his feet and searched the room*
Zoink: Where have all the girls gone!?
*outside Vincent and Suki are getting fresh air away from the heat dressed, but without the big cape and jacket*
Suki: Too hot... T_T
Vincent: It's worse then hell in there... the wood was burning my feet as I ran out...
*both sigh and fall down on their butts*
Vincent: That was the stupidest thing he was ever made me do...
Suki: It was so hot in there... I wonder if the girls are okay...
K-chan: Hey you tow!! Up here!!
*Suki and Vincent look up at the roof to find K-chan*
Vincent: Miss.Chan!
K-chan: Hi^^ Hurry! Come up and join us!!
*Vincent and Suki look at one another*
Vincent: Join us?
*Vincent and Suki climb up onto the roof*
Kura: Yo!!
Kurion: So it was too hot for you guys too?
Cider: We followed Kura up here after she tried to jump out of the window.
Kura: ... the heat was making me see scary things...
K-chan: Honestly what could you find scary in that house?
Vincent and Suki:u.u0
Vandal: Suki... we're sleeping out here tonight... join us?
Suki: Sure!!
Vincent: are you sure it's safe to sleep up here?
Kura: Sure... just as long as the wind doesn't change direction.
*points to a huge black trunk of smoke coming from the chimney from all the coal getting shoveled and burned in the furnace*
Kura: Or else that will blow on us...
Everyone: ^^o
*back inside the house Zoink and the 16 kids are lying nude in the hallway*
Zoink: It's too hot T_T
16 kids: Melting...
