Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Four: The 7 Step Plan

(The picture and profile info at the beginning of every Lucky Lucky doujinshi chapter)

Name: Kurion
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Job Class: Swordsman
Favorite Colours: Peach and Violet
Hobbies: Taking care of kids

Kurion is a happily married woman with 16 sons on her hands, very energetic and young looking for her age with a personality to match. Also seems pretty relaxed for someone that had 16 sons, her favorite saying being You're only as young as you feel

*K-chan is hanging up laundry to dry*

K-chan: I can;t believe how hot it was last night, all our clothes stinking from sweating from the heat.

Kurion: Yeah... sorry about that Miss.Chan

K-chan: I doesn't matter! I couldn't be helped and besides, I don't mind the extra work! It gives me something to do ^^

Kurion: If you say so dear.

*finishes with touching up her last son's clothing*

Kurion: There you go honey ^_^ Now you go out and give those porings a 1-2!

16 Kids: YAY!!

K-chan: You're a;; swordsmen...

Kurion: An't it sweet ^^ Just like their dear mama and papa!! My little darlin's

Richered: See you tonight dear! *looks completely refreshed compared to last night*

*Kurion kisses him on the cheek*

Kurion: Have a nice day sugar.

Richered: I'll see what I can do!

*leaves*

K-chan: Must be nice ^^

Kurion: It an't as bad as people say it is. Hell it an't as good neither.

Kurion: Say Miss.Chan, when are you getting yourself married?

K-chan: Me? Oh I don't plan on doing any of that. I've devoted myself to helping other people ^^ and because there are so many people to help I wouldn't have the time.

Kurion: So... you don't want a family?

K-chan: Pika is my family ^^

Kurion: I see ^_^ well I guess people do what they gotta do

*gets up*

Kurion: I'll be on my way, have some things to do after all. You take care of yourself.

K-chan: You too ^_^!

*scene changes to Zoink and Vincent*

Zoink: hummmm... last night plan didn't work as well as expected

Vincent: -_-' I don't even want to talk about it...

Zoink: Well anyways, that plan aside, let's talk about the one that will work.

Vincent: and that would be?

Zoink: My 7 step plan

Vincent: I thought you said one that would work...

Zoink: it will work

Vincent: We'll see about that... I'm going into town to teleport people... you can start on her as step one.

Zoink: her?

*Calico bursts inbetween them*

Calico: Where's the drinks!?!?!?! Is this place open yet!?!? Nyaaahhhhh @.@

Zoink: Oh god...
Vincent: See ya

*leaves*

STEP 1: Make Calico not a drunken scary nerd

Zoink: ... so...

Calico: I need something hard!!! Give it up! *narf* *snort* nyahahahahah!! HYPER!!!

*bangs her hands on the bar counter*

Zoink: ... well I'm done for the day with her...

*leaves*

Calico: Come on!! I'm Hyper here!! Gimmie something good!!

STEP 1 STATS: Mission Failed

STEP 2: Get rid of Suki.

*walks up to Suki who is playing catch with a poring*

Zoink: Hello Suki... and what are you up to?

Suki: I found a wounded poring and I nursed it back to health!! Now it likes me and we're playing catch!

Zoink: ... o.... k.... well then... anyway Suki... there's a time in you life where people just have to move on.

Suki: Move on?

Zoink: Yes, when people like you must leave the nest and go wander the world alone... to become stronger.

Suki: Leave the nest...?

Zoink: Yes You don't belong here, you belong with... others like you and stuff...

Suki: Don't belong here?

Zoink: Yes You understand what I'm saying right?

Suki: yes!

Zoink: Good ^_^ Then we understand each other!

Suki: You want me to set the poring free! T_T

Zoink: ... wha?

Suki: You're right... he doesn't belong here... he would probably be happier with his poring friends.

Zoink: er...

*Suki picks up the poring*

Suki: Run free!!! Join you family and live a happy life!!

*lets the poring free, as soon as it exits the yard it is attacks by a cloud of novices and killed*

Suki: ...

Zoink: ...

Suki: ... they killed it... just for his exp...

*runs off into the house crying*

Suki: WAHHHHHHHH T_T How crewel T_T

Zoink: ... er...

*Vandal reappears behind Zoink*

Vandal: ... You made Suki cry...

Zoink: O.O!!!!!!!

Vandal: Kick him out... and I'll make you cry...

*disappears again*

Zoink: T_T I'm already crying...

STEP 2 STATS: Mission Failed

STEP 3: make Vandal less scary

STEP 3 STATS: Mission Failed

STEP 4: Get Kurion Divorced

*Zoink runs up to Kurion who's getting ready to leave for shopping*

Zoink: Kurion wait!

Kurion: What is it sweetie? O.o...

Zoink: We're out of coal... Vincent used all of it last night, I need you to pick some up.

Kurion: ... coal? Where do you buy that?

Zoink: I'll show you the place.

Kurion: Tank ya'

*picks up empty bag to be filled with coal and begins on her way*

Zoink: Say... Kurion...

Kurion: There are so many Merchants with them cute little carts following them! You should get one too.

Zoink: ... I'm still low lev... .

Kurion: Aww that's to bad...

*arrives at coal shop and starts shoveling coal in the bag*

Zoink: Say... Kurion... where's your husband at?

Kurion: Probably in that orc forest leveling himself up.

*Zoink makes up a quick story*

Zoink: Really? I never saw him leave town, and people around here are saying they saw him holding a conversation with a very young and pretty lady in town.

Kurion: really O.o...?

Zoink: Yes... I think he might be cheating on you for another woman, a younger woman.

Kurion: ... younger woman...

*drops the bag full of coal on top of Zoink crushing him*

Kurion: Why that no good two timin' man !!! I'll show him a thing or two!!

Zoink: ... can't move... too heavy...

*sign over Zoink's head You cannot sit or walk when 300% over weight*

STEP 4 STATS: Mission Complete

STEP 5: Make K-chan think relationships are good.

*Zoink falls down the stairs with the huge bag of coal, quickly coming back up and running into the kitchen*

Zoink: Miss.Chan!!!

K-chan: Oh? Food isn't done yet ^^

Zoink: Oh no, no no, I just came here to talk!

K-chan: Of I see ^^ how nice!

Zoink: What do you thing about Kurion?

K-chan: Kurion? She's a nice girl ^^

Zoink: What about her family?

K-chan: She's lucky to have such a nice family ^^

Zoink: Don't you wish you could have one?

K-chan: *stops working* actually... to tell you the truth...

Zoink: yes O.O!?

K-chan: Seeing her with her family...

Zoink: O.o... yes?

K-chan: Makes me want one even less ^_^!!

Zoink: ...

K-chan: *goes back to working* all of that work and kids would drive me insane ^^ and having to worry about a husband all day would drive me crazy with worry.

Zoink: ... I see...

K-chan: Now what I would like is for my dear sister to get married! I would love to see her start a family ^^

Zoink: ... so ... you no family?

K-chan: Not in this lifetime nope!!

STEP 5 STATS: Mission Failed

Zoink: x.x... well... I have to get back to work then... do you know where you sister is?

K-chan: Pika... nope, haven't seen her since I woke her up with angelus.

*flashback of K-chan waking up Kura by ringing the giant angelus bell over her head*

Kura: O.O!!!! AHHH!!

*Kura runs and falls off of the roof, end of flashback*

K-chan: She was pretty mad about that... she's probably hiding somewhere... and trust me she isn't easy to find. When she doesn't want to be found, you can't find her no matter what! Almost impossible to find...

Zoink: ... crap nothing is easy today... what about Cider?

Kura-chan: Cider... Cider... I believe she is in yo-yo forest... or still on her way, going to meet a girlfriend.

Zoink: ... I guess then that today wouldn't be a good time to talk to her about that...

Step 6: Make Cider like guys

STEP 6 STATS: Mission Failed.

Zoink: Guess I'll go find Pika...

K-chan: I do know where Calico is if you're looking for her ^^

*point to the front of the bar*

Calico: HYPER! HYPER! HYPER!!!!

*Zoink runs before he can be seen*

*soon it gets late and everyone comes back before the bar opens and Kurion's husband enters*

Kurion: ... where have you been?

Richered: ... um in orc for... Honey I can't lye to you!!! I never left town this morning T_T

Kurion: How could you do this to me T.T

Richered: I spent all my day talking to the woman at the flower shop.

Kurion:!!! HER!!! She's soooo much younger then me

Richered: because I wanted to get you these!

*hands her a large bunch of flowers*

Kurion: O.o? Flowers... what for?

Zoink: NOOO!!! It was all going so well

Richered: I wanted to get you something to congratulate you on your new job.

Kurion: Oh Richered!!! That's so sweet of you!!!

STEP 4: *Mission Complete crossed out with FAILED *

Vincent: ... told you it wouldn't work.

Zoink: Shut up!

Vincent: 2000z and I'll teleport you to where Pika is.

Zoink: O.O!! DEAL!

*Meanwhile Suki is still in his room upset over the poring. Vandal appears with a wounded popo in her arms*

Vandal: ...

Suki: ... what's this...?

*Takes it from Vandals hands*

Vandal: ... it's hurt.

Suki ^_^ Don't worry! I'll take care of you little guy!

*Zoink is teleported to the roof of the church, unfortunately he isn't standing on anything and plummets to the ground, barely grabbing onto the cross on the roof of the church to save himself*

Zoink: What the!??!?!

*Kura is sitting on the other arm of the cross, looking quit relaxed*

Zoink: ... what the hell are you doing all the way up HERE!?

*Kura doesn't seem o notice him*

Zoink: hey answer me!

Kura: Enjoying my freedom...

Zoink: ... well is you want to do that, may I suggest you not tie your br-

*Kura kicks him off the cross and he falls to the ground*

Zoink: AHHHHHHH!!!

*Kura looks back up at the sky*

Kura: ... freedom... you wouldn't understand...

Zoink: Stupid tomboy *getting out of the bushes he had landed in, pulling sticks from his butt*

STEP 7: De-tomboy Pika
STEP 7 STATS: Mission Failed

Zoink: Hey you,,, Lucky Lucky is opening soon, hurry up and be there before it opens.

Kura: ... Sure...

Zoink: T_T no success today... I hope I get better results tomorrow...