Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Five: Strange Traveler
(The picture and profile info at the beginning of every Lucky Lucky doujinshi chapter)
Name: Vandal Rift
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Job Class: Thief
Favorite Colours: Yellow and Black
Hobbies: Watching the world go by
Vandal is a very quiet person who doesn't seem to have a lot to say about what;s going on around her or just doesn't care about what's going on. Doesn't like to talk and will only say something if it's short or a single word. A runaway, who ditched her sister a number of times, this time it looks as if her sister is unable to find her. It seems the only person to manage to get conversation from her is Suki.
*everyone is doing their jobs at the bar*
Suki: Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!!
*Suki is very drunk, haven taken Kura's advice to drink the leftovers instead of pour them onto the ground*
Kurion: Aww... I told ya it weren't such a bright idea...
Suki: dizzy... dizzy...
Calico: Wahahahahah!!! Come on little guy!! Let's go for another round!!! *snort*
Suki: Drink up! @.@ooo
*the green popo sits on the counter top watching Suki as he drink down another half empty bottle, all the girls and Vincent standing behind and watching in bewilderment*
K-chan: That can't be healthy for him...
Kura: He's going to hit the floor any moment now...
Kurion: ... he drinks faster then me.
Calico: Can't drink faster then me though nyahahahah XD! I'm the drinking champ!!
*farts and everyone behind her runs*
Everyone: AHHHHH
Kura: OH GOD x.x
K-chan: So strong smelling x.x
Vincent: ... my insides are burning... x.x
Kurion: Holy cow that's strong x.x
Cider: I'm melting x.x
Calico: WOOHOO!! Don't I feel better!
*looks back at everyone dying behind her*
Calico: Nyah, sorry about that, guess I should have warned you my stinks pack a big punch.
*farts again*
Calico: WOOHOO!! You hear that!? That's two in a row!
Zoink: Hey! Why aren't you all wor- O.O!!! Holy crap!! What the hell is that smell O.O!!!
*opens all the door and window to let the good smelling air in*
Kura: That was nasty...
Dicer: No kidding...
Customer: BARTENDER!!!
Kura: - -' what?
Customer: Beer!
Kura: Fine
*pours some stuff in a glass and hands it to him, he drink it and spits it out*
Customer: What the hell!!??? This isn't beer! This is cooking oil!!
Kura: ... really? Then what is my sis cooking with in back?
*FLAWFT!!*
K-chan: O.O!! AHH!!!
Kurion: Is everything okay back there?
*K-chan come up to the front, all black and crispy. She trades the oil for alcohol with Kura*
K-chan: I'm fine... just a mix up that's all...
*walks back into the kitchen*
Cider: Alright everyone, let's see who's best at singing tonight!
*Suki is already passed out on the floor*
Suki: Too... too... too much...
Swordsman WAY off in the crowd: Hey cute bar tender!
Kura: -_-
Swordsman: Come over here and top me off!!
Kura: - -' I don't deliver to tables...
Tenshi: Hey man, it's me again... I've had a real rough day...
Kura: ...
*fills up two glasses and goes over to the table*
Tenshi: Of? Friend? Where are you going? Come back soon friend!
Kura: ... I don't want to go back...
*puts the glasses on the table*
Kura: Here... and don't ask me for anything else.
Swordsman: ooh... a cute girl finally came to my table.
Merchant: Come sit down! Have a drink with us.
Kura: I think not...
Merchant: Shy?
Kura: No... just don't feel like wasting my time.
*I thief walks into the bar looking around, he spots Kura recognizing her and walking up to her*
Swordsman: Mean... that was cold.
Kura: Really? Just as long as people understand I'm not interested.
Thief: oi...
Swordsman: Aw come on, just one drink.
Thief: oi... Kura...
Kura: No u.u *totally uninterested and ignoring the world*
Merchant: Well then at least ask one of the other ladies who are working with you.
Thief: oi oi!!
Kura: I've got work - -' we've all got work.
*the thief gets feed up and kicks both of Kura's feet out from under her, bringing her crashing to the ground*
Thief: ... oi -_-'
Kura: !!! YOU!!!
*gets to her feet and immediately starts trying to hit him, but misses and falls back down on the ground*
Thief: ... ho ho ho
Kura: why you!
*tries to hit him again and again but always missed him*
Thief: You seem energetic...
*she tries to kick him in the head* *miss miss miss*
Kura: I'm good, you?
*miss miss miss*
Thief: ... tired...
*miss miss miss*
Kura: tired!?!?!
Thief: Your day?
*miss miss miss*
Kura: Just sat around all day...
Thief: ... no wonder you're so weak.
*miss miss miss*
*Kura attempts to hit him by throwing empty bear mugs at him*
Kura: WEAK!?!?
*miss miss miss*
*tries to hit him with a pool stick*
Kura: I'm not weak old man
*miss miss miss*
Thief: - -' old man?
*catches pool stick*
Thief: You're weak, and you're a man.
Kura: Gahhhh
*miss miss miss*
Zoink: What's going on here?
Kurion: Duno, this guy just showed up and they started doing that.
Cider: Are they talking or fighting, it's hard to tell...
Suki and Calico: Wahahahhahah!! *both completely pissed out of their minds*
*K-chan walks in from the kitchen*
K-chan: What's all the noise?
*spots the fight*
K-chan: Oh!! It's Kuroro!! *waves* Mr.Lucifer!!
*Lucifer kicks Kura's leg once and he crashed to the ground*
Lucifer: yo...
Kura: atatatat... *gets back and resumes ing Lucifer*
Vincent: ... who's Kuroro...?
K-chan: Pika's boyfriend ^^
All: O.O!! BOY FRIEND!?
*later when they finally stop fighting, Kura is back behind he bar, Lucifer is sitting at the bar*
Zoink: No... now I have a new step... kill Lucifer
*grabs onto Vincent and drags him back with him*
Zoink: Come!! We must collaborate!!!
Vincent: Noooooooooo!!!!
*Calico sits beside Lucifer*
Calico: Hey there sexy... *all drunk and dizzy like*
Lucifer: ...
*looks to the other side of him*
Tenshi: *playing with candy* You a look like a peach, smell like a lemon...
Lucifer: ... Kura this place isn't sane...
Tenshi: Look like a peach, tastes like a lemon
Kura: What? You figured that out just now? The music didn't give it away when you walked in?
Buy on Stage: Like a virgin...
Lucifer: ...
Kurion: ... so ... you knew Pika?
Kura: - -' Kurapika... *drinks some juice*
Cider: So are you and Pika really lovers?
Lucifer: O.O!???? ?_? What?
Kura: O.O!!!! *chokes on her drink* What!?!?!? *point to Lucifer* he's too old!!
Lucifer: Yeah... and Kura's fat.
Kura: WHAT!?!!? *hucks mug at him, missing and knocking out the guy behind him*
Lucifer: Oh, and a man too.
Kura: *glare of strong painful death*
Lucifer: I'm not interested in men.
*miss miss miss*
Kura: gahh I hate agility!!
K-chan: You two are such a nice couple ^^
Kura: ... you're just as crazy as this guy.
Tenshi: Hey bartender... what does this look like to you? *holds up a dirty gummy candy to Kura's face*
Kura: Do I have to answer?
Tenshi: What you think he looks like?
Kura: A pear...?
Tenshi: That is where you're wrong!! This little guy here! Is actually a lemon!!
Kura: ...
Tenshi: A DANCING LEMON!!! *makes the candy dance* whacha whacha waaa, wa wa wa waaaaa
Kura: ... okay you're not worse then him...
*Tenshi starts making the candy dance on Lucifer shoulder*
Tenshi: bacha bacha ba, wa wa wa wahhhhh
Lucifer: oi... - -'
Tenshi: oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi XD
Kura: ... great, now you've gone and taught him a new word.
Tenshi: oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi!!!!
Lucifer: ...
Tenshi: Sounds like my grandpa! oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi!!!
Lucifer: What the!??!? Grandpa!?
Kura: Eheheheheheheh... told you, you where old.
*Lucifer points to Kura's flat chest*
Lucifer: Told you, you were a man.
*miss miss miss*
*Lucifer looks over at girl mage in the bar*
Lucifer: I think I'll go flirt with that girl... *gets up*
*Kura grabs Lucifer and sits him back down*
Kura: I don't think so - -'
Cider: My, my, I thought you said you two weren't an item, why are you being so over protective Pika?
Kura: ... - -' no reason... *lets go of him* I don't care what he does...
K-chan: *giggle* Pika you're so cute when you deny the obvious.
Kura: ... I'm not denying anything *points to Kuroro* her are you going to get anything? Or are you just going to loiter around here?
Lucifer: I don't drink...
Kura: Then go... a paying customer may want to sit in your seat.
*sign appears over Lucifer's head saying In the middle of Tenshi and Calico*
Lucifer: I doubt that...
*gets up*
Lucifer: I'm going to go talk to that girl now.
Kura: ... fine... I ... don't care
*Lucifer barely walks anywhere before getting stopped by Vincent and Zoink*
Vincent: Excuse me sir stop right there.
Lucifer: ?_?
Vincent: Hello kind sir today is your lucky day, you just happen to be the 10th person to enter this bar.
Lucifer: ... there are more then ten people in this bar...
Zoink: ... There were only nine before you entered!
*quickly pushes him to a table and sits him down*
Zoink: You win a drink with the manager! Come! Sit! Rest your feet!!
Lucifer: ... I'm sure there were more then nine people in here...
Zoink: What would you like to drink?
Lucifer: I don't drink...
Zoink: Fine then! Milk it is!
Lucifer: ...
Zoink: Vincent!! Prepare this man a glass of milk.
Vincent: Yes sir...
Lucifer: I thought Kura was the bartender...
Zoink: uh... she's on her break... *yells over at Kura* GET OUT OF HERE IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BREAK!!!
Kura: ... break?
Zoink: ... Vincent deal with her...
*Kura spots someone new entering the bar, a very high level swordsman, she backs off*
Kura: Break hu... sound good to me...
*quickly disappears behind the bar before getting seen by the man*
Lucifer: ...
*Vincent come back with a drink*
Vincent: Here.
Zoink: Excellent! Here sir enjoy!!
Lucifer: ...
Zoink: In that cup is the most powerful and expensive poison you can buy! White poison
*Lucifer seems to be in a hurry and drink it without thinking twice*
Lucifer: O.o? Oh, I somehow feel pleasantly refreshed O.o...
Zoink: ...
Lucifer: Thanks for the drink...
*gets up and walks to the back of the bar*
*at the bar counter*
Cider: How can I help you gentlemen?
Archer: Oh what happened to the blond haired bartender?
Cider: She's taking her break... I want a break too
Archer: That's too bad, she's ill tempered but for some reason I like her serving me.
Novice: You mean the blond with the brown eyes?
High Lev. Swordsman: ...
Archer: Yes her!
High Lev. Swordsman: Miss...
Cider: Yeah? What would you like?
High Lev. Swordsman: ... nothing... *gets up and leaves without ordering anything*
Cider: That was strange...
*Kura is watching everything from the back of the bar, keeping an eye on the man without being seen*
Lucifer: boo...
*Kura jumps, quickly try to hit him, but ends up missing and falling on her face*
Lucifer: ...
Kura: DON'T DO THAT!!!
*Lucifer looks confused, while Kura looks back at the man, singing in relief when he exits*
Lucifer: Know him?
Kura: No...
Lucifer: ... Don't like him?
Kura: I don't know him...
*Lucifer scratches the back of his head*
Lucifer: Scared of him?
Kura: ... why would it matter to you... I'm fine, so don't worry or bud into it...
