Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Five: Strange Traveler

(The picture and profile info at the beginning of every Lucky Lucky doujinshi chapter)

Name: Vandal Rift
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Job Class: Thief
Favorite Colours: Yellow and Black
Hobbies: Watching the world go by

Vandal is a very quiet person who doesn't seem to have a lot to say about what;s going on around her or just doesn't care about what's going on. Doesn't like to talk and will only say something if it's short or a single word. A runaway, who ditched her sister a number of times, this time it looks as if her sister is unable to find her. It seems the only person to manage to get conversation from her is Suki.

*everyone is doing their jobs at the bar*

Suki: Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!!

*Suki is very drunk, haven taken Kura's advice to drink the leftovers instead of pour them onto the ground*

Kurion: Aww... I told ya it weren't such a bright idea...

Suki: dizzy... dizzy...

Calico: Wahahahahah!!! Come on little guy!! Let's go for another round!!! *snort*

Suki: Drink up! @.@ooo

*the green popo sits on the counter top watching Suki as he drink down another half empty bottle, all the girls and Vincent standing behind and watching in bewilderment*

K-chan: That can't be healthy for him...

Kura: He's going to hit the floor any moment now...

Kurion: ... he drinks faster then me.

Calico: Can't drink faster then me though nyahahahah XD! I'm the drinking champ!!

*farts and everyone behind her runs*

Everyone: AHHHHH

Kura: OH GOD x.x

K-chan: So strong smelling x.x

Vincent: ... my insides are burning... x.x

Kurion: Holy cow that's strong x.x

Cider: I'm melting x.x

Calico: WOOHOO!! Don't I feel better!

*looks back at everyone dying behind her*

Calico: Nyah, sorry about that, guess I should have warned you my stinks pack a big punch.

*farts again*

Calico: WOOHOO!! You hear that!? That's two in a row!

Zoink: Hey! Why aren't you all wor- O.O!!! Holy crap!! What the hell is that smell O.O!!!

*opens all the door and window to let the good smelling air in*

Kura: That was nasty...

Dicer: No kidding...

Customer: BARTENDER!!!

Kura: - -' what?

Customer: Beer!

Kura: Fine

*pours some stuff in a glass and hands it to him, he drink it and spits it out*

Customer: What the hell!!??? This isn't beer! This is cooking oil!!

Kura: ... really? Then what is my sis cooking with in back?

*FLAWFT!!*

K-chan: O.O!! AHH!!!

Kurion: Is everything okay back there?

*K-chan come up to the front, all black and crispy. She trades the oil for alcohol with Kura*

K-chan: I'm fine... just a mix up that's all...

*walks back into the kitchen*

Cider: Alright everyone, let's see who's best at singing tonight!

*Suki is already passed out on the floor*

Suki: Too... too... too much...

Swordsman WAY off in the crowd: Hey cute bar tender!

Kura: -_-

Swordsman: Come over here and top me off!!

Kura: - -' I don't deliver to tables...

Tenshi: Hey man, it's me again... I've had a real rough day...

Kura: ...

*fills up two glasses and goes over to the table*

Tenshi: Of? Friend? Where are you going? Come back soon friend!

Kura: ... I don't want to go back...

*puts the glasses on the table*

Kura: Here... and don't ask me for anything else.

Swordsman: ooh... a cute girl finally came to my table.

Merchant: Come sit down! Have a drink with us.

Kura: I think not...

Merchant: Shy?

Kura: No... just don't feel like wasting my time.

*I thief walks into the bar looking around, he spots Kura recognizing her and walking up to her*

Swordsman: Mean... that was cold.

Kura: Really? Just as long as people understand I'm not interested.

Thief: oi...

Swordsman: Aw come on, just one drink.

Thief: oi... Kura...

Kura: No u.u *totally uninterested and ignoring the world*

Merchant: Well then at least ask one of the other ladies who are working with you.

Thief: oi oi!!

Kura: I've got work - -' we've all got work.

*the thief gets feed up and kicks both of Kura's feet out from under her, bringing her crashing to the ground*

Thief: ... oi -_-'

Kura: !!! YOU!!!

*gets to her feet and immediately starts trying to hit him, but misses and falls back down on the ground*

Thief: ... ho ho ho

Kura: why you!

*tries to hit him again and again but always missed him*

Thief: You seem energetic...

*she tries to kick him in the head* *miss miss miss*

Kura: I'm good, you?

*miss miss miss*

Thief: ... tired...

*miss miss miss*

Kura: tired!?!?!

Thief: Your day?

*miss miss miss*

Kura: Just sat around all day...

Thief: ... no wonder you're so weak.

*miss miss miss*

*Kura attempts to hit him by throwing empty bear mugs at him*

Kura: WEAK!?!?

*miss miss miss*

*tries to hit him with a pool stick*

Kura: I'm not weak old man

*miss miss miss*

Thief: - -' old man?

*catches pool stick*

Thief: You're weak, and you're a man.

Kura: Gahhhh

*miss miss miss*

Zoink: What's going on here?

Kurion: Duno, this guy just showed up and they started doing that.

Cider: Are they talking or fighting, it's hard to tell...

Suki and Calico: Wahahahhahah!! *both completely pissed out of their minds*

*K-chan walks in from the kitchen*

K-chan: What's all the noise?

*spots the fight*

K-chan: Oh!! It's Kuroro!! *waves* Mr.Lucifer!!

*Lucifer kicks Kura's leg once and he crashed to the ground*

Lucifer: yo...

Kura: atatatat... *gets back and resumes ing Lucifer*

Vincent: ... who's Kuroro...?

K-chan: Pika's boyfriend ^^

All: O.O!! BOY FRIEND!?

*later when they finally stop fighting, Kura is back behind he bar, Lucifer is sitting at the bar*

Zoink: No... now I have a new step... kill Lucifer

*grabs onto Vincent and drags him back with him*

Zoink: Come!! We must collaborate!!!

Vincent: Noooooooooo!!!!

*Calico sits beside Lucifer*

Calico: Hey there sexy... *all drunk and dizzy like*

Lucifer: ...

*looks to the other side of him*

Tenshi: *playing with candy* You a look like a peach, smell like a lemon...

Lucifer: ... Kura this place isn't sane...

Tenshi: Look like a peach, tastes like a lemon

Kura: What? You figured that out just now? The music didn't give it away when you walked in?

Buy on Stage: Like a virgin...

Lucifer: ...

Kurion: ... so ... you knew Pika?

Kura: - -' Kurapika... *drinks some juice*

Cider: So are you and Pika really lovers?

Lucifer: O.O!???? ?_? What?

Kura: O.O!!!! *chokes on her drink* What!?!?!? *point to Lucifer* he's too old!!

Lucifer: Yeah... and Kura's fat.

Kura: WHAT!?!!? *hucks mug at him, missing and knocking out the guy behind him*

Lucifer: Oh, and a man too.

Kura: *glare of strong painful death*

Lucifer: I'm not interested in men.

*miss miss miss*

Kura: gahh I hate agility!!

K-chan: You two are such a nice couple ^^

Kura: ... you're just as crazy as this guy.

Tenshi: Hey bartender... what does this look like to you? *holds up a dirty gummy candy to Kura's face*

Kura: Do I have to answer?

Tenshi: What you think he looks like?

Kura: A pear...?

Tenshi: That is where you're wrong!! This little guy here! Is actually a lemon!!

Kura: ...

Tenshi: A DANCING LEMON!!! *makes the candy dance* whacha whacha waaa, wa wa wa waaaaa

Kura: ... okay you're not worse then him...

*Tenshi starts making the candy dance on Lucifer shoulder*

Tenshi: bacha bacha ba, wa wa wa wahhhhh

Lucifer: oi... - -'

Tenshi: oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi XD

Kura: ... great, now you've gone and taught him a new word.

Tenshi: oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi!!!!

Lucifer: ...

Tenshi: Sounds like my grandpa! oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi!!!

Lucifer: What the!??!? Grandpa!?

Kura: Eheheheheheheh... told you, you where old.

*Lucifer points to Kura's flat chest*

Lucifer: Told you, you were a man.

*miss miss miss*

*Lucifer looks over at girl mage in the bar*

Lucifer: I think I'll go flirt with that girl... *gets up*

*Kura grabs Lucifer and sits him back down*

Kura: I don't think so - -'

Cider: My, my, I thought you said you two weren't an item, why are you being so over protective Pika?

Kura: ... - -' no reason... *lets go of him* I don't care what he does...

K-chan: *giggle* Pika you're so cute when you deny the obvious.

Kura: ... I'm not denying anything *points to Kuroro* her are you going to get anything? Or are you just going to loiter around here?

Lucifer: I don't drink...

Kura: Then go... a paying customer may want to sit in your seat.

*sign appears over Lucifer's head saying In the middle of Tenshi and Calico*

Lucifer: I doubt that...

*gets up*

Lucifer: I'm going to go talk to that girl now.

Kura: ... fine... I ... don't care

*Lucifer barely walks anywhere before getting stopped by Vincent and Zoink*

Vincent: Excuse me sir stop right there.

Lucifer: ?_?

Vincent: Hello kind sir today is your lucky day, you just happen to be the 10th person to enter this bar.

Lucifer: ... there are more then ten people in this bar...

Zoink: ... There were only nine before you entered!

*quickly pushes him to a table and sits him down*

Zoink: You win a drink with the manager! Come! Sit! Rest your feet!!

Lucifer: ... I'm sure there were more then nine people in here...

Zoink: What would you like to drink?

Lucifer: I don't drink...

Zoink: Fine then! Milk it is!

Lucifer: ...

Zoink: Vincent!! Prepare this man a glass of milk.

Vincent: Yes sir...

Lucifer: I thought Kura was the bartender...

Zoink: uh... she's on her break... *yells over at Kura* GET OUT OF HERE IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BREAK!!!

Kura: ... break?

Zoink: ... Vincent deal with her...

*Kura spots someone new entering the bar, a very high level swordsman, she backs off*

Kura: Break hu... sound good to me...

*quickly disappears behind the bar before getting seen by the man*

Lucifer: ...

*Vincent come back with a drink*

Vincent: Here.

Zoink: Excellent! Here sir enjoy!!

Lucifer: ...

Zoink: In that cup is the most powerful and expensive poison you can buy! White poison

*Lucifer seems to be in a hurry and drink it without thinking twice*

Lucifer: O.o? Oh, I somehow feel pleasantly refreshed O.o...

Zoink: ...

Lucifer: Thanks for the drink...

*gets up and walks to the back of the bar*

*at the bar counter*

Cider: How can I help you gentlemen?

Archer: Oh what happened to the blond haired bartender?

Cider: She's taking her break... I want a break too

Archer: That's too bad, she's ill tempered but for some reason I like her serving me.

Novice: You mean the blond with the brown eyes?

High Lev. Swordsman: ...

Archer: Yes her!

High Lev. Swordsman: Miss...

Cider: Yeah? What would you like?

High Lev. Swordsman: ... nothing... *gets up and leaves without ordering anything*

Cider: That was strange...

*Kura is watching everything from the back of the bar, keeping an eye on the man without being seen*

Lucifer: boo...

*Kura jumps, quickly try to hit him, but ends up missing and falling on her face*

Lucifer: ...

Kura: DON'T DO THAT!!!

*Lucifer looks confused, while Kura looks back at the man, singing in relief when he exits*

Lucifer: Know him?

Kura: No...

Lucifer: ... Don't like him?

Kura: I don't know him...

*Lucifer scratches the back of his head*

Lucifer: Scared of him?

Kura: ... why would it matter to you... I'm fine, so don't worry or bud into it...