Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Six: First Assignment
(The picture and profile info at the beginning of every Lucky Lucky doujinshi chapter)
Name: Calico
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Job Class: Archer
Favorite Colours: Pink and Red
Hobbies: drinking, sleeping and drinking
Calico is an archer that can't hit a target if it were two feet in front of her face and three yards tall. She is constantly getting drunk and is seldom doing anything else nor does she seem to care about anything else.
Kurion: Alright here we agree! Level 4 of the pyramids! *pulls out a list* Let's see...
Cider: This isn't going to be an easy one... that's a big request...
Suki: I've never been to the pyramids before!!
K-chan: That's probably for the better sweetheart...
*Cider takes the list from Kurion*
Cider: I've never been here before either, but I know enough to figure out that these don't drop often...
*flash back*
Zoink: Alright everyone we have our first mission!!!
Kura: Oh? Really?
Calico: *with a really bad hangover* nyahhhh
Suki *with slight hangover* @.@ ara
Zoink: Last night I got an order from a customer.
Kura: ... order?
Zoink: Yes... so I need you guys to go to the pyramids and pick up a few things for me.
Kura: ... our assignments are to get stuff for other people!?!?
Zoink: Here's the list, 3 gloves, 1 necklace, 2 flower headbands.
Kura: ...WHAT!?!?
Zoink *hand the list to Kurion* I need them by tomorrow morning so work fast and have them in by then
*end of flashback*
Cider: 3 gloves, 1 necklace, 2 flower headbands...
Kurion: So! Who out of us has been in the pyramids before.
K-chan: I usually stick to payon caves... but I know Pika comes here all the time.
Kurion: So only one of us has experience with this place... and she's the looter...
K-chan: I suppose...
Cider: Speaking of Pika, where is she?
Suki: Vandal says they're on their way.
Kurion: What? Didn't Vincent teleport them here as well?
Cider: So Vandal talks to you through PM and doesn't bother to talk through the party chat?
Suki: I guess...
Kurion: *talking through party chat* Pika!! What happened!? Why aren't you here anymore!?
Kura: That lousy thief trained me!!!
Kurion: O.o? Wha?
*flashback*
Vandal: ... fat...
Kura: Ugly!!!
Vandal: Stupid...
Kura: Scary
Vandal: You're mom's fat...
Kura: What!!?? Well your mom's... fatter then... mine... er... you mom's ugly!
Vandal: ... lazy
Kura: Weirdo
Vandal: ... weak...
Kura: I am not!!
*Vandal leaves*
Kura: O.o??
*Vandal comes back with a huge train and vanishes*
Kura: O.O!!!!
*Kura tries to run from the train but the only way to escape it is to use an item that warps her back to town. Vandal reappears when the monster clear*
Vandal: Weak...
Kura: *through PM* Stuff it !!!
*four Isis come and attack Vandal, and since she can't hide from Isis she is forced to also go back to town, Kura points and laughs at her*
Kura: heh heh heh... stupid =P
Vandal: ... stupid archer
Kura: Lousy thief
*end of flash back*
Kurion: ... ... ...
Kura: by the time we got back to the bar Vincent had already left. So we're walking back...
Cider: Well hurry, that's a lot of items we need to get and we need them by tomorrow morning.
*scene switches to where Kura and Vandal are*
Kura: Yeah yeah... I'm going as fast as I can.
*she stops when she sees the man that had come to the bar that one night*
Kura: ...
*Vandal starts walking ahead of her, Kura grabs onto Vandal and pulls her with her, going in the long way*
Kura: This way...
Vandal: -_-' ... long way...
Kura: no it's not...
*man talking to a thief and swordsman*
High Lev. Swordsman: Have you seen a blond female archer with brown eyes?
Swordsman: ... the only blond archer girls I've seen in the pyramids have blue of green eyes...
High Lev. Swordsman: Perhaps another job class with the same features?
Thief: Well... I've only seen a male archer with blond hair, brown eyes...
High Lev. Swordsman: I see... sorry for bothering you.
*back where the other are*
Kura: Finally...
Kurion: bout time you got here.
*Suki is holding his pet popo*
Suki: Everyone up here keeps trying to kill PuPu T_T
Kura: ... Then you should have left PooPoo at home.
Suki: PuPu!! Not PooPoo
Kura: Close enough...
Kurion: Alright! Now that we're all here! Let's get to work!!!
Cider: yay... the goal of finding rares for other people... it brings such joy to my life... - -'
Kura: ... I forgot to buy arrows again... I only have around 500
*Cider slaps Kura's butt*
Cider: No worried, you're the looter after all, what do you need arrows for?
Kura: - -'
*everyone beats monsters around while Kura picks everything up*
Kura: @#%&*^!@#
*A necklace drops*
Kura: !!!!
*PuPu absorbs it*
Kura: O.O!!!! WHY YOU!!!
*chases PuPu around firing arrows at it, Suki close behind her*
Suki: Noooooo! Don't kill PuPu!!!!
Kura: Give it up you little snot!!!
*The three plow over Lucifer not even noticing*
Lucifer: ... ... -_-'
*Kura runs PuPu into a corner*
Kura: I've got you now!
PuPu: ... T_T
*Suki tackles Kura from behind*
Suki: NOOOOOO!!! Don't hurt him!!
Kura: --_-- he took the necklace!!
Other People Listening: NECKLACE!?!?
*All of them attack PuPu, PuPu jumps into Suki's arms terrified*
Suki: Stop picking on him
*holds his hand out to PuPu*
Suki: Give it back to Pika.
*PuPu un absorbs the necklace and Suki give it back to Kura*
Suki: See! No hard feelings ^_^!
Kura: ... -_-' *takes the necklace* ... only 3 arrows left...
*she starts walking back to the others*
Suki: I'm tired from running... carry me please?
Kura: ... ... -_______-'
*she carries Suki*
Kura: Sis never said anything about having to be a looting pack horse...
Suki: Weeeee!!!
Kura: ... -_-'
Tenshi: Oh Look!! Another rare!!! 4 globes, 2 necklaces, and 6 flower headbands in one day!! Not to mention all those silver and flower rings!!
Kura: ... must... not.... kill...
Tenshi: Oh Look!! A mummy card! What luck!
Kura: ... must... not ... kill
Tenshi: Oh wow! Another glove!!
Kura: That's it - -', I'm killing him.
Suki: No Pika! Don't be a bad girl!! Be like the real Pikachu! The real Pikachu would never hurt innocent people.
Kura: ... must... not... kill.... annoying child on back... must not kill must not kill
Kurion: There you two are!
Kura: Must not kill, must not kill, must not kill
Kurion: ....
Cider: She seems... a little frustrated O.o
K-chan: O.o? Hu... what's that?
*point to orisis*
Kura: !!! O.O!!! ORSIS!!!
Suki: What that?
Kura: Orsis the ruler of the pyramids! All the monsters in that live in the pyramids follow under his rule, he's the king of mummies! ... and he's very very powerful and doesn't like intruders T.T
Kurion: ... I don't have any potions...
Cider: ... no pots... no sp...
Suki: I have 20 red potions!
Everyone: ...
K-chan: no pots... no sp to heal...
Kura: ... 3 arrows... no pots...
*Orsis looks over at them*
Everyone: O.O!!
Vandal: ... shit...
*Orisi charges towards them*
Everyone: !!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!
*everyone starts running, Orsis hot on their tail*
Kura: Why me!?!?
Kurion: Just how bad is that thing!?!?
Kura: Bad enough to kill you in 3 seconds!!
K-chan: Whatever you do, don't stop running! Don't look back...
Kura: Why?
*looks back to find that dozens of monsters have started chasing them as well, making a huge train*
Kura: !!!! We're all going to die!!!
*Everyone speeds up*
Cider: FASTER!!!
*Everyone the pass gets kills by the huge train and the air fills with those little black demon things that pop over one's head when they die*
Kura: Is we can run though the exit to level 3, we can loose them! They don't follow you through doorways
Cider: FASTER!!!
K-chan: The train is getting bigger!!!
*the train is now filled with hundreds of monsters Orsis in the lead*
Suki: Wow!!! That's a lot of monsters!!!
Kura: That's a lot of violently induced pain!! That's what it is!
*people continue to get hit with the train and die instantly*
Cider: Loo!! Up ahead!!! The exit!!
Kurion: We're almost there!!
Vandal: ...
*at the exit there are dozens of people camping out and healing, unaware of the pain that is about to hit them*
*a novice loots and acolyte*
Acolyte: LOOTER!!!
Novice: zeny plz 555!
Acolyte: -__-
*Acolyte opens a warp portal under the novice and teleports him away*
Kura: *looking back at the monsters* please don't kill me T_T
K-chan: PIKA!!! LOOK OUT!!!
Kura: O.o?? What now!?
*see shes that she is headed right towards a warp portal*
Kura: O.O!!!
*screeches to a halt, but doesn't stop in time and disappears into the portal still carrying Suki*
K-chan: Pika!!! O.O!!
*Cider quickly pulls her through the doorway*
Cider: Hurry!!!
*The group goes though the door to safety while the monsters kill off all the people camping out at the door*
Kurion: ... that was a close one T_T
Vandal: ... *just panting for breath*
Cider: I can't believe we made it out alive...
*someone comes through the door, dying on the other side*
Guy: ... I ... escaped... x.x
All: O.O!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH
*the guys disappears*
Cider: ... that was freaky...
Kurion: Where's Pika? Did she and Suki not make it?
K-chan: Pika accidentally ran into a warp portal...
Cider: At least we know they're safe.
*Kurion talks in group chat*
Kurion: Pika, where are you?
*scene changes to where Pika and Suki are, perched in a tree*
Kura: I don't know... but I don't want to be here T_T
*looks down at the ground at the dead looting novice*
Suki: A little red fly just killing someone in one blow!!!
Everyone: !!! WHAT!?!?!
Kura: ... and that big goat over there... with that really sharp weapon... is making me nervous....
Cider: Big goat thing?
Vandal: They're in the hidden temple...
Everyone: WHAT!?!?
Vandal: They're be killed for sure...
Suki: I'm not leaving this tree !!!
Kura: Not so loudly!! It might hear you
