Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Nine: Chat in the Dessert

(The picture and profile info at the beginning of every Lucky Lucky doujinshi chapter)

Name: Kurapika
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Job Class: Archer
Favorite Colours: Blue and Orange
Hobbies: Hiding and doing nothing.

Kurapika is the easily annoyed tomboy, she enjoys being around people as much as she enjoys being alone. She is very secretive when it come to certain topics. She seems close to the thief named Kuroro Lucifer, whom she has known since even before becoming an archer.

Zoink: Today is my favorite day of the week ^____^

Vincent: Eh? I though you hated Wednesdays

Zoink: No, no, no!!! I love them!!! Wednesday = Whites day!!!

Vincent: Whites day?

*Zoink stares at something in the back yard*

Zoink: Whites day!

Vincent: What the heck are you talking about?

*he looks at what Vincent is staring at. K-chan hanging underwear out to dry*

Vincent: ...

Zoink: Whites day is when Miss.Chan washes all the girls underwear ^_^!

Vincent: - -' Pervert...

Zoink: You bet!!! I can even tell you who they all belong to. Like those are Ciders...

Vincent: ... that's kinda scary actually...

Zoink: What er you talking about!? G-strings are sexy!

Vincent: ...

*Zoink pictures Cider in only her underwear*

Zoink: hehe... he.... he...

Vincent: ...

Zoink: Those one belong to Vandal!

Vincent: I shouldn't be here...

Zoink: Vincent what's your problem!? Are you gay or something!?

Vincent: Excuse me????

Zoink: I guess I should have known... you are a priest after all.

Vincent: ... acolyte...

Zoink: I guess it wasn't such a good idea to put the little mage boy in your room.

Vincent: - - *takes out his mace and attacks Zoink* I'M NOT GAY!!!

Zoink: I was only joking!!!!!

*quickly throws a pair of underwear at Vincent. Vincent catches them*

Zoink: Here... those are the aco's.

*Vincent stares at them*

Vincent: ... Miss.Chan's? ... underwear...?

*his face turns a blush red*

Zoink: ... *starts digging though the basket of underwear* Kurion's!!! *find long wraps* ... ... ... uhh... Pika's...

Vincent: ... this is wrong...

Zoink: *throws K-chan's bra on Vincent's head* Here, have the other half of Miss.Chan's stuff.

Vincent: ... ... ... *falls over stiff as a bored and as red as a cherry*

*Zoink pulls out poring boxers*

Zoink: Who do you think these belong to? Tomboy Pika?

Vincent: ... I don't care! *he pushes K-chan's garments to Zoink* Just put them back or the girls are going to get-

*Zoink throws more of K-chan's underwear at him causing Vincent to freeze up with his eyes bulging out of his head*

Zoink: Stop worrying and help me figure out who these belong to *rubs his head against them* hummm feels like they would fit snugly on-

Suki: Why are you using my underwear as a face cloth...?

Zoink: ... ... ...

Vincent: *smirk*

Zoink: *throws him away* Vile!! Dirty!!! eeeewwww!!! SUKI!!!! Why is your underwear in the laundry!?!?

Suki: ... cause it was getting washed???

Vincent: This is wrong! I shouldn't be here!

Suki: Vincent why are you holding Miss.Chan's bra?

Vincent: *throw it up in the air* I'm not!!! *the bra lands back on his head*

Zoink: Hey! These one's are Pika's!!! Cute!!!!!

Kura: What the hell do you think you're doing!?!??!

Boys: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kura: - -'

Suki: I was just passing by...

Vincent: ... this looks bad... doesn't it?

*Zoink holds the underwear up to Kura*

Zoink: Yup, these are yours.

Kura: O.O!!!!!

Zoink: How adorable.... *hangs onto Kura*

Kura: GET OFF ME@!!! *decks Zoink over the head then turns to Vincent*

Vincent: I wasn't involved!!!

Suki: Well... they would look cute on you.

Kura: Why you little... *is about to pounce when Cider catches her in mid air*

Cider: Aww come on, thief boys they can't help it.

Vincent: It's not what you think!

*Kura growls at them*

Cider: Kura... what are you plans for today?

Kura: Plans?? Why?

Cider: Wanna know what you're up to.

Kura; Nothing much... I really have no real plans...

Cider: Good, then join me in hunting in the desert.

Kura: *sigh* why not... *pulls out of Cider's grasp and follows her out*

Zoink: WE MUST FOLLOW THEM!!!!!

Vincent: ... ... why?

Zoink: It's obvious!! Cider must be making a move on Kura!! And if we hurry and follow them we may get to see the ways of romance between two woman!!!!

Suki: ...

Vincent: You're a loon...

*Zoink grabs onto Vincent and drags him along with him*

Zoink: Onward in our quest of discovery!!!

Suki: ...

*K-chan spots Suki in the mess of underwear Zoink made*

K-chan: !!! SUKI!!!! What have you done!?!?!?!?!? What do you think you're doing!?!?

Suki: Please don't hurt me! I didn't do anything T_T

*runs as K-chan chases after him with her mace*

*Kura and Cider are in the desert killing golems and such*

Cider: So... I as wondering. Are you... really a girl?

Kura: What kind of a question is that!?!? Of course I'm a girl!!!

Cider: Well... now adays it's getting harder and harder to tell.

Kura: Of course I am... even if it's something I don't like it's not something I can change.

Cider: I see... so then... if you're a tomboy... then are you interested in woman?

Kura: ... I can assure you... I'm not interested in woman.

*Zoink is hiding behind some tress in the dessert, Vincent behind him. Zoink has binoculars and is spying on them*

Zoink: This sucks!! I can see them but I can't hear a single word they're saying!!

*he glares over at Vincent, as if this was his fault*

Zoink: Why couldn't you have been a thief!?!?!? Moment like this is what the hide skill was made for!!

Vincent: ...

Zoink: We must get in closer!!

Vincent: These are the closest trees to them, there's nothing else for you to hide behind.

Zoink: What if we dress you up as a picky?

Vincent: ... then you'll die...

Zoink: Maybe if I stare long enough... I can read their lips

Vincent: If you want to read their lips then why are the binoculars focused on Cider's breasts?

Zoink: Because their big!!! What are you retarded??

Vincent: ...

*back to where Cider and Kura are*

Cider: So why do you hate bring a girl so much? I don't really see why someone would hate it.

Kura: ... it's personal... I don't really want to talk about it.

Cider: No problem. *leans back sighing* It's really to bad that you're not into woman. I think you're pretty cute.

Kura: ... ... ...

Cider: I know a lot of guys who will like this information, maybe even a certain person that goes by the name of Kuroro Lucifer ^_~

Kura: Hey!! It's not like that! Me and Kuroro are just... well... It's not like that!

Cider: Suuuuure ^_~

Kura: New topic !!!! Why are you interested in woman instead of men?

Cider: I really can't give you an answer.

*16 kids rampage past chasing a picky with Kurion close behind*

Kurion: One at a time! One at a time!! That poor animal is going to explode like an egg in the microwave if all your weapons hit it at once!!!

Kura: ...

Cider: I guess I'm just happier and more comfortable in a relationship with other woman then a man.

Kura: Are you in a relationship at the moment?

Cider: Are you sure you're not a homosexual?

Kura: ... positive... I'm just curious about you that's all.

Cider: I'm not in any relationship right now... at least not anymore. I've actually been in a few... I'm looking for someone to have a permanent relationship with, but so far no one's interested me in that way.

Kura: I see...

Cider: What about you? Are you in or looking for a relationship?

Kura: Tomboys don't get boy friends...

Cider: What makes you think that?

Kura: Boy's don't want to go out with a tomboy, it's like dating another guy.

Cider: Who told you that?

Kura: I'm not looking for a boyfriend anyways. I can live my life without one.

Cider: ... it's lonely to spend one's life alone without someone...

Kura: ... I know it is...

Cider: Then why would you want to continue living alone for the rest of your life if you hate it?

Kura: I don't need anyone...

Cider: ...

*is silent until Cider spots Zoink and Vincent. She throws a fireball attack at them and fries them*

Zoink: O.O!!!! AHHH!!

Vincent: x.x

Kura: What was that?

Cider: Just a couple of snakes, don't worry about it.

Vincent: W... arp... back home...

*warps them back home*

Cider: You know Pika, there's a lot more people that would like to be with you then you realize.

Kura: ... That's unfortunate for them...

*later that day, back at Lucky Lucky*

K-chan: Honestly! I don't understand how you two got burnt so badly by just going to the desert.

*K-chan is treating Vincent and Zoink's burn wounds*

Vincent: I didn't even want to go...

Zoink: OWWWWW!!! It hurts it hurts it huts!!!!! T_T!!!

Suki: Can I get out of the corner yet?

K-chan: Have you learned your lesson?

Suki: But I didn't do anything!!!

K-chan: Looks like you need to stay there a little longer then!!!

Suki: But...

K-chan: I can't believe you Suki. If you're doing things like this as such a young age I'm afraid of what you may grow into. even Zoink didn't go that far.

Suki: But Zoink was the one who-

Zoink: No I wasn't I would never!!

Suki: But you where the one-

K-chan: Suki!! When you;re in the corner you don't talk!

Zoink: I bet Suki is also the one responsible for the missing underwear issue too. Such a bad kid.

Suki: WHAT!?!?

K-chan: Is that so?

Zoink: Yeah... because it wasn't me because I would never think of doing something so perverted... and it couldn't be Vincent because he;s gay.

Vincent: *strangles Zoink* STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!!

Zoink: x.x

K-chan: O.O!!! Stop it you two!! How can I take care of you if you keep moving around?

Kura: What happened to you two? You both look like shit.

Zoink: uhh... sunburn...

Kura: ...

Kura: ?? Why's Suki in the corner? What he do?

Suki: I didn't do anything T_T

*K-chan whispers in Kura's ear what he's in trouble for*

Kura: ??? What? That was Zoink and Vincent doing that...

K-chan: REALLY!?!?!?

*Zoink pushes Vincent in front of him*

Zoink: It was all Vincent!! I was just trying to stop him!!!

K-chan: VINCENT of all the nerve!! Suki is one thing because he's still a kid and doesn't know any better but YOU!!!

Vincent: Zoink's framing me !

*chases Vincent off with her mace*

K-chan: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!

Calico: WHEN'S THE BAR GOING TO OPEN!?!?!? I WANT TO DRINK MORE INVENTORY!!!

Zoink: So... Pika... what where you and Cider talking about in the desert anyways?

Kura: None of your business!!!

*Cider kissed Kura on the cheek*

Cider: It's personal ^.~

Zoink: awww I knew you where talking about something good If only I where better at reading lips.

Kura: ... you where spying on us?

Zoink: ... er...

Kura: DIE!!!!

*chases Zoink off firing arrows at him*

Zoink: What's wrong with a little healthy curiosity!?!?

Kura: It gets you killed!!!

*Vincent runs past them Kura-chan still hot on his tail*

Vincent: Why am I always getting dragged into these things!?

Calico: Come on!! OPEN AND GIVE ME MY BRINGS ALREADY!!!

Suki: Can I get out of the corner now?