Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Ten: Dear Diary

(The picture and profile info at the beginning of every Lucky Lucky doujinshi chapter)

Name: Kuroro Lucifer
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Job Class: Thief
Favorite Colours: Black and… Black I guess
Hobbies: Harassing Kura and Leveling

Kuroro Lucifer is a high level thief that has known Kura since they where level 1 novices. He seems to have a soft spot for her, and even though he is always poking fun and harassing her, he is worried a lot over her, and watches and looks after her without her or anyone else knowing.

*Zoink hands everyone a book*

Kurion: What's this?

Zoink: It's what's going to be your diary.

Vandal: …

Cider: Diary?

Zoink: Yes, I want everyone to start keeping a diary. It's good for your moral support I hear.

Kura: I'm not writing my personal feelings in some book!

Suki: It sounds like fun!!

K-Chan: Awww come on Pika, just give it a try. It not hurting anyone now is it?

Kura: No way!!

*Zoink is away from the girls chuckling to himself in a corner*

Zoink: This is perfect!! Now I will be able to read their diaries when they are away on missions!! All of their personal secrets I will soon know!!

Vincent: … you are a sad, sad man…

Zoink: - -' no one asked you!!

*SIGN: Later when the group is off on another item collecting mission*

*Vincent is sitting in his room at a desk trying to write a letter*

Vincent: … I'm stumped…

*He leans back looking at the ceiling*

Vincent: I can't get any further then her name… how am I supposed to write and apology if I can't get past that?

*Zoink enters the room*

Zoink: hehehe, you still working on that apology to Miss. Chan for that underwear incident?

Vincent: My apologies turn out as defensive letters… like "I didn't do it" or "it's not what you think" If I send her something like that she'll get mad.

Vincent: How am I supposed to apologize for something I didn't do??

Zoink: Forget about it, it was a few days ago already, she's probably forgotten all about it.

Vincent: She thinks I'm a pervert - -'

Zoink: Who isn't!? Now stop whining and help me out here.

*He drops a pile of dairies on the ground*

Vincent: … I thought you were kidding about that…

Zoink: Why would I joke about something like this!?!?

*Starts to flip through the pages*

Zoink: Now then… whose is whose?? They all look the same I guess I should have colour-coded hem…

Vincent: I don't want to be a part of this - -' you have already gotten me into enough trouble.

Zoink: Hey I found Miss. Chan's

Vincent: O.O!! Does it say anything about me!? She thinks I'm a pervert doesn't she?

Zoink: It says… blah blah blah… today I cooked blah blah… okay here we go. I like having so many people to take care of and I'm very happy to be here. I am interested in learning more about everyone working here at Lucky Lucky. Everyone is so different with such unique personalities. Although Vincent and Zoink are perverts.

Vincent: She thinks I'm a pervert

Zoink: Even though I enjoy my time and company, I still get tired after a long day or work. It takes a lot out of me. It is nice of Vincent to let me off work early when I get too tire- WHAT!?!?

Vincent: How am I supposed to say no when she asks??? I'm not a slave driver!

Zoink: … I guess Vincent can be cute at time. I just wish he wasn't such a pervert…

Vincent: !!!!

*Zoink picks up and read through anther book*

Zoink: I got in trouble again and Miss. Chan made me sit in the corner. Calico is good at drinking. Cider is nice and helps me out when it comes to being a mage. Kurion is fun and I've mad friend with almost all sixteen of her kids. Kura-Chan is nice when she isn't making me sit in the corner. Vandal is great and hangs out and talks to me all the time! Vincent is cool because he reads me bedtime stories even though he doesn't want to. Kuroro is funny because he likes to make Pika angry. Pika is also very nice because she comes to find me when I'm too tired to walk home and carries me back. Zoink has funny hair.

Zoink: - -' what's wrong with my hair? Whose diary is this?

Vincent: Suki's. He's the only one I've read stories to…

*Zoink throws the book away*

Zoink:  I don't want to read his secrets!! Why am I reading his!?!?

Calico's Diary" Life is good!! All I have to do is one simple job and I can sleep and drink as much as I want! All day and night!! ………….. what was my job again??? Oh well it can't be that important. Hey!! Here question marks are fun to draw! I'm gonna make more!! Oh yeah, and Vincent and Kuroro are sexy!!! "? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?" *pages is filled with Calico's question marks*

Zoink: Te inventory list still says we still have lots of everything… but the storage is almost completely empty.

Kurion's Dairy: The kids are great!! My husbands always tired, life is hectic. Vincent is cute I would have snatched him up if I weren't already married! Work is tiring, no time to write!! Bob-Bob is picking on Billy again.

Zoink: … *looks at Vincent* You're not any hotter or cuter then me! So why does everyone keep writing about you!?

Vincent: …

Cider Dairy: My life is well, Zoink is a pervert and I would be all right with that if I hadn't caught him trying to take off with my underwear several time already! If he keeps taking them I'm not going to have any left! Then what am I supposed to do if a gust of wind comes?? Vincent is kinda cute… for a guy at least. Pika and Vandal do interest me. It's fun to play with them. Sharing a room with Kurion's 16 kids is tiring.

Zoink: Awww she's not interested in me…

Vincent: … DUH!!!

Vandal's Diary: Kura is annoying, Suki is okay, Calico is stupid, taking care of her is tiring. I'm standing behind you so stop reading/

Zoink: O.O!! AHHH!! *Drops the book on the ground and cowers*

Vincent: What?

Zoink: It says Vandal is standing behind me

Vincent: … she probably wrote it just to scare you.

Zoink: You can never tell with her!!

*Vincent reads the books over*

Zoink: I can't find Pika's

Vincent: I'm not surprise. Even if you did happen to find it there probably wouldn't be anything written in it anyways.

Zoink: I guess you're right… that girl had a problem with following my rules!

Vincent: You know… all of these entries have something in common.

Zoink: Yes! I realized that too! They all think you're attractive!! You're fired!

Vincent: - -' not that… they all mention that they get tired a lot. Maybe you're overworking them.

Zoink: *light bulb appears over his head* You're right… There's only one solution!! A company vacation to the Morrac pools!!! A few days of seeing those girls in swimsuits will defiantly brighten my day!

Vincent: … pervert…

Zoink: Bring out the swimsuits its time for a vacation!!!

*Throws Vincent a measuring tape*

Zoink: You take their measurements when they get back. I'll make reservation at a hotel and all that.

Vincent: …

*Later that nigh Kura is sitting alone in her room on the bed, she opens the dairy to the middle and writes a single sentence when she is interrupted by someone knocking on her door. She puts the book on her dresser face up and gets out f bed*

Kura: Who is it?

Vincent: It's just me, Vincent.

Kura: Make yourself at home…

*Vincent opens the door and walks inside*

Vincent: I'm glade I didn't have to get a search party out to find you before work.

Kura: Why? What do you want?

Vincent: I need to take your exact measurements.

Kura: … no…

Vincent: Just undress so we can both get this over with.

Kura: …

*She crosses her arms and refuses to d anything*

Vincent: Fine! If you cooperate with me I'll take over for you at the bar tonight.

Kura: … *Kura looks intrigued, yet reluctant*

Vincent: I heard Tenshi got dumped again.

Kura: Fine

*She undresses to be measured*

Kura: Hurry up and get it over with.

*Vincent points to her chest*

Vincent: I need you actual breast size… you're going to have to get rid of the binding. I need correct measurements.

Kura: What exactly is this for?

Vincent: Don't worry. It's nothing that bad. I just need to know what size clothes you'll fit in.

*Kura reluctantly does as she's told, putting on a bar instead*

Kura: I can't believe I'm letting you do this…

*Vincent begins taking measurements*

Kura: So… why didn't you get one of the girl to do this?

Vincent: I want to make sure the measurements are correct… besides Zoink asked me to do it. I'm not going to dump my job on someone else.

Kura: Zoink asked you to do this? Now I'm really unsure about this!

Vincent: Don't worry. I swear on my life my intentions are pure… I cannot say the same thing about Zoink but… you'll be fine don't worry.

Kura: … so where did you learn how to take measurements anyway?

Vincent: You have your secrets I have mine.

Kura: Is this really necessary?

Vincent: Your breasts are the second smallest in the group.

*Kura elbows him in the shoulder*

Kura: Spare me from you uplifting comments…

Vincent: It's strange… you and Miss. Chan are supposed to be identical twins right?

Kura: … and?

Vincent: You two have completely different body builds… like you two aren't related at all.

Kura: … we aren't really…

Vincent: eh?

Kura: *looks shocked* Forget I said that! I'm just mumbling random things it has no meaning…

Vincent: *Shrugs his shoulders* Well, I've got what I need. Use your free time wisely. If you need me I'll be in he bar serving people. You know, doing YOUR job.

Kura: Thanks… I really needed the day off…

Vincent; You can still wash the floors after closing time though.

Kura: Vincent!

Vincent: Just kidding ^^, don't worry you're covered for the day.

*The door opens with Kuroro at the entrance*

Lucifer: Kura, your sis wants to know where you put the…

Kura: …

Kura: WHAT THE HELL!?!?

*She hides behind Vincent*

Kura: Didn't anyone teach you how to know! I swear Kuroro! You are going to lose your head for this one!

Lucifer: Well.. you usually aren't standing around exposed.

Kura: GET OUT!!

Lucifer: O.O!! OMG IT'S AN ANGRY FAT, NAKED MAN!!

Kura: !!! DOUBLE STRAFFING!!!!

*Kuroro quickly slams the door behind him, the arrows hitting the door instead of him*

Kura: When I get my hands on that old men … - -'

Vincent: … I'll just stay out of this one… see you tomorrow Pika.

*Pika starts getting dressed*

Kura: Who does he think he is

*The note falls out of one of her pockets. Kura stops, spotting it and picking it up*

Note: I found you.

Kura: …

*Kura rips the card up angrily and throws the pieces out of the window, waiting for them to get carried away. Her eyes catch onto something and she stares at the area. After awhile she turns away, walking away from the window*

*The window blows at the pages in her dairy, where on one page only a single sentence is written*

Book: I'm scared…

*The wind blows through the pages*

*Outside a piece of the letter Kura had torn gets caught between the fingers of the swordsman searching for her. HE is standing in the place that had been bothering Kura before*

*The next day everyone is up bright and early, an energetic Zoink and dead tired Vincent greet them*

Zoink: Morning Girls!! Have I got some great information for you!!

Vincent: zzzzzzz…..

Kura: Couldn't handle my job? Eh Vincent?

Vincent: … no, that's not it… *yawn* I didn't get any sleep after your work…

Kura: Why? What were you going after work?

Vincent: … stuff…

Zoink: As you all know, All of you have been working really hard lately, and I must say that Lucky Lucky could not have had this kind of success without all of your help.

K-Chan: What a sweet thing to say ^^

Vandal: … he wants something…

Zoink: I don't want anything!! I want to reward you all!

Cider: Reward us?

Zoink: That's right!! You all going on a company vacation completely paid and funded by me!

Kura: Vacation!! You mean we'll be leaving Prontera!?!?

Suki: Vacations are fun!! Where are we going?!?

Zoink: All you lovely ladies and… er… mage and aco boy.

Vincent: …

Zoink: Are headed to the Morrac pools!!

Kurion: Really!?!?

Zoink: We've got a whole week off!! We'll be going t other places as well, but Morrac pools are the first stop!

*Zoink leans over to Vincent*

Zoink: I have no idea where to bring them after that… you're going to have to help me think of a few places.

Vincent: … I've already done enough… I can't keep my eyes open anymore.

Zoink: Well is you wouldn't have taken so long making the swimsuits!

*Zoink turns back to the girls*

Zoink: We're leaving early tomorrow, so start getting ready.

Calico: Who's there??? What's going on? Where's my drinks?? *Passes out*

Kurion: but… I don't have a swimsuit…

Zoink: Don't worry, every ting is paid and provided for.

*He pokes at Vincent*

Zoink: Right Vincent?

Vincent: Yes they're done…

Zoink: Yes! Paid and provided for!