Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Fourteen: Bylabin Resort

*the boat has finally reached shore and Zoink is ecstatic*

Zoink: Finally!!! We're here!

Kurion: Well that there boat ride weren't that half bad!

Lucifer: I HATED it

Vincent: Wasn't a real joy ride for me either.

Tenshi: I was sleeping the entire trip. Did I miss something?

K-Chan: … that trip was a little too much on me… I would really like a rest now…

Zoink: Of course! Don't' worry I'll do something about that.

Kura: Dying would be a nice option for me right now…

Kapra Lady: Welcome to Bylabin Island! The island of sea monsters and demons! How may I help you!?

Kura: … sea demons?

Zoink: What a perfect place for hiding treasure!! It must be really great!

Kapra Lady: Treasure?

Vincent: Excuse me Miss… is there anywhere on this island that sells blue gemstones?

KL: Sorry… there's no place like that here. But if you need a place to stay the night we have a new resort you can stay in. It's a great place to relax.

Suki: Resort!?!!

Kura: eh? I wouldn't mind one of those.

Kurion: Sounds lovely!!

K-Chan: It'll be great to relax! It's just what we need!

Zoink: That's a kind offer but I'm afraid that we don't have the time to rest. We have to go look for the treasure.

*Everyone looks disappointed and upset*

Vincent: Why not!?

Calico: I wanna rest!!

Tenshi: Good thing I don't work for you! I'll stay at the resort!! What does it feature?

KL: Well we have a wonderful massage parlor, and a greet recreation room, as well as our meals are rated first class.

*Everyone looks envious of Tenshi, except for Zoink, who is trying to figure out the best way to go about looking for treasure*

Zoink: Were on this island can he possibly have hidden it? I don't even know where to start.

Kapra Lady: We also have the most relaxing hot springs in Midgar.

Zoink: Hot springs!?!?

Tenshi: Sounds great! I'll take it!

Zoink: We will too!!

*Everyone looks surprised to hear Zoink's sudden change of heart*

Zoink: We're all dead tired after that boating incident. Especially Kuroro here with his new boyfriend.

Kuroro: Why are you dragging me into this?!?

Zoink: You all work so hard. This break comes well disserved. Book us up!!

Kura: … I wonder what made him change his mind…

*They go there and it turns out to be just as wonderful a place as described*

*Kurion and family are enjoying dinner*

Kurion: I haven't been on a family dinner like this for so long! Zoink is so sweet to be doing this for everyone.

Husband: Indeed… this is so relaxing

*16 kids are fighting over food*

Kurion: How cute!!! They're all so energetic today!

Husband: Just like their mother.

Kurion: Oh Richard!

*Cider is talking to another female mage*

Cider: Fire is my specialty, It's good against those pesky Yoyo's and Smokies. I heard it also dose wonders against the undead as well.

Female Mage: Really? I'm A Soul Strike mage myself. Doesn't fire take long to charge?

Cider: Not if you know how to handle it right.

Female Mage: You must be pretty hot yourself then. Able to manipulate fire so well… Cider was it? My names-

*Calico run up to Cider clinging onto her*

Calico: THERE'S NO BAR HERE!!!!!!!

Cider: Calico! Now's not really the time!!

Female Mage: … maybe I should leave you two alone… sorry to have been bothering you.

*She gets up and leaves in a hurry*

Cider: Wait!! Hold up I… Calico !!!

*Suki is outside with PuPu, Vandal close by watching him. Suki is holding an apple over the poring's head*

Suki: Sit!

*PuPu looks the same*

Suki: Heel!!

*PuPu looks the same*

Suki: Roll over!

*PuPu rolls over*

Vandal: All his tricks look the same… except for the last one.

*Suki give PuPu the apple*

Suki: Well… because of his shape… you can't tell if he's sitting or standing…

*Zoink is watching two female aco's play ping-pong. They are giggling and such*

Zoink: … this place is great!!!

*Vincent walks past the room but stops when he sees the Acos*

Vincent: Acolytes!!!

*Runs into the room*

Vincent: Excuse me! I'm sorry for interrupting you two.

Zoink: Vincent is being so forward!! My ways are finally rubbing off on him *sniff* I'm so proud…

Aco Girl: Oh.. Hi there ^_~!

Aco Girl 2: You're really cute, I haven't seen you around here before. Are you a traveler?

Vincent: Yes, actually I am traveling, my name's Vincent Eternity. And I've run into a problem. Maybe you two could help me out?

Aco Girl 1: *giggle*

Aco Girl 2: What is it you need help with?

Vincent: Well I've run out of blue gemstones and need to restock. Do you have any on you that you're willing to sell?

Zoink: VINCENT YOU NERD!! I THOUGHT YOU WHERE ACTUALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE!!!

Aco Girl: O.o… who's that?

Aco Girl 2: Does he know you?

Vincent: … that's Zoink… my brother in law…

*K-Chan enters the room*

K-Chan: Vincent! There you are!!

*She runs up to next to him*

K-Chan: I've been meaning to ask you. Pika was saying something about a- *she looks over at the other acolytes* Oh! Sorry, you were in the middle of talking to someone.

*Aco's give a jealous stare*

Vincent: Well… if you don't have any blue gemstones. I'll just be on my way.

*He leaves dragging Zoink out, not pleased with him interrupting him*

Aco Girl 1: Who do you think you are!! That cute guy was talking to us first!

K-Chan: … but Vincent is my companion… and I didn't notice…

Aco Girl2: Hey! I know you! You're the female Aco guys keep hitting on!! The one guys keep proposing to but you keep declining!

K-Chan: …

Aco Girl 1: What? Is she really!?

Aco Girl 2: I'm positive!

Aco Girl 1: You think you're too good enough for everyone that comes to call!?

K-Chan: … it's not like that!! I just-

Aco Girl 2: So then it's the same with this guy! You're leading him around by the nose two then? Just to snuff him away when they finally find the courage to ask you.

K-Chan: I would never do that to Vincent… and I never did it to anyone...

Aco Girl 1: Rumor says that you snuffed out three different proposals by three different men! Is that true?

K-Chan: … yes…

Aco Girl: See! You think you're to good for everyone!

K-Chan: I told you it's not like that!

*Scene changes to Kura and Kuroro dueling in archery targeting, Kura is winning*

Kura: Finally! One more point and I will finally have beaten you at something!!

*Kuroro doesn't look happy that he might loose* I hope you miss…

Kura: Fat chance of that happening

*She is about to fire the arrow but is jumped from behind by Tenshi and her arrow flies into the air landing far off in the distance*

Tenshi: FRIEND!!!

Kura: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?!?!?

*Kuroro points and laughs. Until Tenshi jumps on him*

Tenshi: OTHER FRIEND!!!

Kuroro: HEY!!!

Kura; Get off of him!!!!

*They both start yelling but Tenshi is too happy to hear*

*Later the group is all gathered*

Kurion: This place is great!!

Kura: I've never been spoiled like this… almost makes me never want to leave.

Zoink: There were two really cute aco girls staying here… but when I went to go look for them I couldn't find them anymore.

K-Chan: Someone chased them out with a mace…

Zoink: Really? I wonder who that was?

*Vincent looks at the mace tied to K-Chan's back*

Vincent: … you wouldn't know anymore about the incident… would you?

*K-Chan turns hiding the mace even more behind her back*

K-Chan: What makes you think that!? *Nervous laughter*

Vincent: Well-

K-Chan: Girls! Why don't we all try the hot springs out? *Quickly changing topic* Best in Midgar the Kapra Worker said! We should try them out! See if they fit up to their name.

Kurion: That's a wonderful idea Miss. Chan!

Cider: That would be great. Relaxing is always best naked in the water.

Zoink: This is so great T_T I didn't even have to ask them to go…

K-Chan: *gets up to leave* Let's get going ^^!

*The girls leave*

Kura: Hey Kuroro, want to go? There's a spring for men too.

Kuroro: … Kura… I don't know if this… slipped your mind… but you're not a guy.

Kura: HA! You admitted it! *Leaves following the girls*

Kuroro: -___-'

*Later the girls are relaxing in the hot springs, they are having a great time. Divided by a wall on the other side, sit the guys in the male's hot springs*

Suki: This is so relaxing…

Zoink: This is so perfect! The girls are right over there!!

Kuroro: …

Vincent: … and your point?

*Zoink rallies the guys into a huddle*

Zoink: We're going to peep on them.

Vincent: … … … … …

Zoink: Don't give me that! You know you want to!

16 Kids: YAY BOOBIES!!!!

Kuroro: Not so loud!! They might hear us!!

Tenshi: How do we peep? There's a big wall in the way?

*Meanwhile where the girls are*

Cider: This is nice… REALLY nice ^___________^

Vandal: … *shifts away*

Kura: … Vincent was right… I am the second smallest…

Kurion: What? Did you say something Pika?

Kura: EH!??! NO! No, I didn't say anything…

Cider: Why would having smaller breasts bother you Kura? I thought you hated them.

Kura: Of course I do! I never said I was bothered… it was just… I didn't say anything! Why would I care enough to say something?

*She turns away mumbling to herself*

Kura: It's just that guys like girls with bigger breasts more…

Kurion: ?? Is there a particular guy you're trying to get to notice you?

Kura: No!!! Don't assume things like that I'm just mumbling nonsense Guys are perverts why would I want to fit their tastes?

K-Chan: Well, they aren't all that bad. After all, Zoink and the others aren't spying on us ^^ so at least they're respectable men.

*On the other side everyone is crowded around a single peep hole, except for Vincent who is reading a book, and Suki who is swimming around*

Zoink: This isn't working! What a stupid place! Only having one knothole in the fence! Any one know where I can find a drill I'm making more.

Tenshi: Are you stupid! That's too loud!!

Zoink: well then what do you suggest we do?

*Kuroro pulls out his dagger*

Kuroro: We can dig holes with daggers.

*Starts digging a hole with his dagger*

Tenshi: Good idea!!

*Everyone follows Kuroro's example*

Vincent: I sense… something bad is going to happen….

*Looks over at Suki*

Vincent: We should leave before the girls find out and start throwing attacks over the fence or something…

Suki: Why would they do that?

Vincent: Women are more violent then they lead you to believe… once they discover the peeping toms, which I know they will… they will probably try and have us killed.

Suki: Wow! You know so much about girls!

Vincent: … whatever you say… c'mon let's go grab something to eat

*The two leave*

*Kura brushes some sawdust off her head, she is right under the wall*

Kura: What's all this?

*She looks up to find dozens of eyes staring threw newly drilled holes in the wall*

Kura: …

*The other girls soon notice the holes K-Chan screams*

Vandal: Time for target practice…

*Grabs Kura's archery set not that far from the water and fires at arrow at one of the eyes, Zoink quickly ducks out of the way*

Zoink: Look out! They have arrows!!!

Kuroro: … … … that's not the only thing they have…

Zoink: What do you mean?

*Kuroro points up, Zoink looks up to see a huge ball of fire hurdling towards them*

Zoink: NOT AGAIN!!!

Tenshi: Duck and cover! Duck and cover! The bombs are coming!

*The girls watch as the men's spring fills with a satisfying ball of fire*

K-Chan: … maybe that was a little harsh…

Kura: I think it wasn't enough… send them another one

*Soon after a nice day of relaxation the girls go to bed all refreshed, while the guys go to bed burnt to a crisp*

Vincent: See Suki. I told you it was a good idea to leave.

Suki: *Looking at all the fire burns* Did the water get too hot or something?

Kuroro: We were attacked -_-' … by beasts…. Monsters…

Suki: … *Looks down at PuPu* Bad boy!

*The Poporing looks confused*

Zoink: Well today was good until the girls completely over reached to our peeping… Not like it was killing them or anything like that.

Vincent: Sure… it was just invading their privacy.

Zoink: That's beside the point! Anyway… before to we go to be we must think!

Kuroro: Think of what…?

Zoink: Where the treasure is!!!!! Where has you mind been!?!?

Kuroro: …

Vincent: Treasure… that's right…

*He pulls out the stone tablet that he had found on the ship*

Vincent: Here Zoink, for 10k I'll give you this.

Zoink: ?? What's that?

Vincent: Just a map to that treasure you're looking for. I found it on the ghost ship. It should take you directly to the treasure without any problems.