Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Fourteen: Bylabin Resort
*the boat has finally reached shore and Zoink is ecstatic*
Zoink: Finally!!! We're here!
Kurion: Well that there boat ride weren't that half bad!
Lucifer: I HATED it
Vincent: Wasn't a real joy ride for me either.
Tenshi: I was sleeping the entire trip. Did I miss something?
K-Chan: … that trip was a little too much on me… I would really like a rest now…
Zoink: Of course! Don't' worry I'll do something about that.
Kura: Dying would be a nice option for me right now…
Kapra Lady: Welcome to Bylabin Island! The island of sea monsters and demons! How may I help you!?
Kura: … sea demons?
Zoink: What a perfect place for hiding treasure!! It must be really great!
Kapra Lady: Treasure?
Vincent: Excuse me Miss… is there anywhere on this island that sells blue gemstones?
KL: Sorry… there's no place like that here. But if you need a place to stay the night we have a new resort you can stay in. It's a great place to relax.
Suki: Resort!?!!
Kura: eh? I wouldn't mind one of those.
Kurion: Sounds lovely!!
K-Chan: It'll be great to relax! It's just what we need!
Zoink: That's a kind offer but I'm afraid that we don't have the time to rest. We have to go look for the treasure.
*Everyone looks disappointed and upset*
Vincent: Why not!?
Calico: I wanna rest!!
Tenshi: Good thing I don't work for you! I'll stay at the resort!! What does it feature?
KL: Well we have a wonderful massage parlor, and a greet recreation room, as well as our meals are rated first class.
*Everyone looks envious of Tenshi, except for Zoink, who is trying to figure out the best way to go about looking for treasure*
Zoink: Were on this island can he possibly have hidden it? I don't even know where to start.
Kapra Lady: We also have the most relaxing hot springs in Midgar.
Zoink: Hot springs!?!?
Tenshi: Sounds great! I'll take it!
Zoink: We will too!!
*Everyone looks surprised to hear Zoink's sudden change of heart*
Zoink: We're all dead tired after that boating incident. Especially Kuroro here with his new boyfriend.
Kuroro: Why are you dragging me into this?!?
Zoink: You all work so hard. This break comes well disserved. Book us up!!
Kura: … I wonder what made him change his mind…
*They go there and it turns out to be just as wonderful a place as described*
*Kurion and family are enjoying dinner*
Kurion: I haven't been on a family dinner like this for so long! Zoink is so sweet to be doing this for everyone.
Husband: Indeed… this is so relaxing
*16 kids are fighting over food*
Kurion: How cute!!! They're all so energetic today!
Husband: Just like their mother.
Kurion: Oh Richard!
*Cider is talking to another female mage*
Cider: Fire is my specialty, It's good against those pesky Yoyo's and Smokies. I heard it also dose wonders against the undead as well.
Female Mage: Really? I'm A Soul Strike mage myself. Doesn't fire take long to charge?
Cider: Not if you know how to handle it right.
Female Mage: You must be pretty hot yourself then. Able to manipulate fire so well… Cider was it? My names-
*Calico run up to Cider clinging onto her*
Calico: THERE'S NO BAR HERE!!!!!!!
Cider: Calico! Now's not really the time!!
Female Mage: … maybe I should leave you two alone… sorry to have been bothering you.
*She gets up and leaves in a hurry*
Cider: Wait!! Hold up I… Calico !!!
*Suki is outside with PuPu, Vandal close by watching him. Suki is holding an apple over the poring's head*
Suki: Sit!
*PuPu looks the same*
Suki: Heel!!
*PuPu looks the same*
Suki: Roll over!
*PuPu rolls over*
Vandal: All his tricks look the same… except for the last one.
*Suki give PuPu the apple*
Suki: Well… because of his shape… you can't tell if he's sitting or standing…
*Zoink is watching two female aco's play ping-pong. They are giggling and such*
Zoink: … this place is great!!!
*Vincent walks past the room but stops when he sees the Acos*
Vincent: Acolytes!!!
*Runs into the room*
Vincent: Excuse me! I'm sorry for interrupting you two.
Zoink: Vincent is being so forward!! My ways are finally rubbing off on him *sniff* I'm so proud…
Aco Girl: Oh.. Hi there ^_~!
Aco Girl 2: You're really cute, I haven't seen you around here before. Are you a traveler?
Vincent: Yes, actually I am traveling, my name's Vincent Eternity. And I've run into a problem. Maybe you two could help me out?
Aco Girl 1: *giggle*
Aco Girl 2: What is it you need help with?
Vincent: Well I've run out of blue gemstones and need to restock. Do you have any on you that you're willing to sell?
Zoink: VINCENT YOU NERD!! I THOUGHT YOU WHERE ACTUALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE!!!
Aco Girl: O.o… who's that?
Aco Girl 2: Does he know you?
Vincent: … that's Zoink… my brother in law…
*K-Chan enters the room*
K-Chan: Vincent! There you are!!
*She runs up to next to him*
K-Chan: I've been meaning to ask you. Pika was saying something about a- *she looks over at the other acolytes* Oh! Sorry, you were in the middle of talking to someone.
*Aco's give a jealous stare*
Vincent: Well… if you don't have any blue gemstones. I'll just be on my way.
*He leaves dragging Zoink out, not pleased with him interrupting him*
Aco Girl 1: Who do you think you are!! That cute guy was talking to us first!
K-Chan: … but Vincent is my companion… and I didn't notice…
Aco Girl2: Hey! I know you! You're the female Aco guys keep hitting on!! The one guys keep proposing to but you keep declining!
K-Chan: …
Aco Girl 1: What? Is she really!?
Aco Girl 2: I'm positive!
Aco Girl 1: You think you're too good enough for everyone that comes to call!?
K-Chan: … it's not like that!! I just-
Aco Girl 2: So then it's the same with this guy! You're leading him around by the nose two then? Just to snuff him away when they finally find the courage to ask you.
K-Chan: I would never do that to Vincent… and I never did it to anyone...
Aco Girl 1: Rumor says that you snuffed out three different proposals by three different men! Is that true?
K-Chan: … yes…
Aco Girl: See! You think you're to good for everyone!
K-Chan: I told you it's not like that!
*Scene changes to Kura and Kuroro dueling in archery targeting, Kura is winning*
Kura: Finally! One more point and I will finally have beaten you at something!!
*Kuroro doesn't look happy that he might loose* I hope you miss…
Kura: Fat chance of that happening
*She is about to fire the arrow but is jumped from behind by Tenshi and her arrow flies into the air landing far off in the distance*
Tenshi: FRIEND!!!
Kura: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?!?!?
*Kuroro points and laughs. Until Tenshi jumps on him*
Tenshi: OTHER FRIEND!!!
Kuroro: HEY!!!
Kura; Get off of him!!!!
*They both start yelling but Tenshi is too happy to hear*
*Later the group is all gathered*
Kurion: This place is great!!
Kura: I've never been spoiled like this… almost makes me never want to leave.
Zoink: There were two really cute aco girls staying here… but when I went to go look for them I couldn't find them anymore.
K-Chan: Someone chased them out with a mace…
Zoink: Really? I wonder who that was?
*Vincent looks at the mace tied to K-Chan's back*
Vincent: … you wouldn't know anymore about the incident… would you?
*K-Chan turns hiding the mace even more behind her back*
K-Chan: What makes you think that!? *Nervous laughter*
Vincent: Well-
K-Chan: Girls! Why don't we all try the hot springs out? *Quickly changing topic* Best in Midgar the Kapra Worker said! We should try them out! See if they fit up to their name.
Kurion: That's a wonderful idea Miss. Chan!
Cider: That would be great. Relaxing is always best naked in the water.
Zoink: This is so great T_T I didn't even have to ask them to go…
K-Chan: *gets up to leave* Let's get going ^^!
*The girls leave*
Kura: Hey Kuroro, want to go? There's a spring for men too.
Kuroro: … Kura… I don't know if this… slipped your mind… but you're not a guy.
Kura: HA! You admitted it! *Leaves following the girls*
Kuroro: -___-'
*Later the girls are relaxing in the hot springs, they are having a great time. Divided by a wall on the other side, sit the guys in the male's hot springs*
Suki: This is so relaxing…
Zoink: This is so perfect! The girls are right over there!!
Kuroro: …
Vincent: … and your point?
*Zoink rallies the guys into a huddle*
Zoink: We're going to peep on them.
Vincent: … … … … …
Zoink: Don't give me that! You know you want to!
16 Kids: YAY BOOBIES!!!!
Kuroro: Not so loud!! They might hear us!!
Tenshi: How do we peep? There's a big wall in the way?
*Meanwhile where the girls are*
Cider: This is nice… REALLY nice ^___________^
Vandal: … *shifts away*
Kura: … Vincent was right… I am the second smallest…
Kurion: What? Did you say something Pika?
Kura: EH!??! NO! No, I didn't say anything…
Cider: Why would having smaller breasts bother you Kura? I thought you hated them.
Kura: Of course I do! I never said I was bothered… it was just… I didn't say anything! Why would I care enough to say something?
*She turns away mumbling to herself*
Kura: It's just that guys like girls with bigger breasts more…
Kurion: ?? Is there a particular guy you're trying to get to notice you?
Kura: No!!! Don't assume things like that I'm just mumbling nonsense Guys are perverts why would I want to fit their tastes?
K-Chan: Well, they aren't all that bad. After all, Zoink and the others aren't spying on us ^^ so at least they're respectable men.
*On the other side everyone is crowded around a single peep hole, except for Vincent who is reading a book, and Suki who is swimming around*
Zoink: This isn't working! What a stupid place! Only having one knothole in the fence! Any one know where I can find a drill I'm making more.
Tenshi: Are you stupid! That's too loud!!
Zoink: well then what do you suggest we do?
*Kuroro pulls out his dagger*
Kuroro: We can dig holes with daggers.
*Starts digging a hole with his dagger*
Tenshi: Good idea!!
*Everyone follows Kuroro's example*
Vincent: I sense… something bad is going to happen….
*Looks over at Suki*
Vincent: We should leave before the girls find out and start throwing attacks over the fence or something…
Suki: Why would they do that?
Vincent: Women are more violent then they lead you to believe… once they discover the peeping toms, which I know they will… they will probably try and have us killed.
Suki: Wow! You know so much about girls!
Vincent: … whatever you say… c'mon let's go grab something to eat
*The two leave*
*Kura brushes some sawdust off her head, she is right under the wall*
Kura: What's all this?
*She looks up to find dozens of eyes staring threw newly drilled holes in the wall*
Kura: …
*The other girls soon notice the holes K-Chan screams*
Vandal: Time for target practice…
*Grabs Kura's archery set not that far from the water and fires at arrow at one of the eyes, Zoink quickly ducks out of the way*
Zoink: Look out! They have arrows!!!
Kuroro: … … … that's not the only thing they have…
Zoink: What do you mean?
*Kuroro points up, Zoink looks up to see a huge ball of fire hurdling towards them*
Zoink: NOT AGAIN!!!
Tenshi: Duck and cover! Duck and cover! The bombs are coming!
*The girls watch as the men's spring fills with a satisfying ball of fire*
K-Chan: … maybe that was a little harsh…
Kura: I think it wasn't enough… send them another one
*Soon after a nice day of relaxation the girls go to bed all refreshed, while the guys go to bed burnt to a crisp*
Vincent: See Suki. I told you it was a good idea to leave.
Suki: *Looking at all the fire burns* Did the water get too hot or something?
Kuroro: We were attacked -_-' … by beasts…. Monsters…
Suki: … *Looks down at PuPu* Bad boy!
*The Poporing looks confused*
Zoink: Well today was good until the girls completely over reached to our peeping… Not like it was killing them or anything like that.
Vincent: Sure… it was just invading their privacy.
Zoink: That's beside the point! Anyway… before to we go to be we must think!
Kuroro: Think of what…?
Zoink: Where the treasure is!!!!! Where has you mind been!?!?
Kuroro: …
Vincent: Treasure… that's right…
*He pulls out the stone tablet that he had found on the ship*
Vincent: Here Zoink, for 10k I'll give you this.
Zoink: ?? What's that?
Vincent: Just a map to that treasure you're looking for. I found it on the ghost ship. It should take you directly to the treasure without any problems.
