Me: Hello M. Trunks!

M. Trunks: Hi.

Me: Look! I's gots myself 50 reviews!

M. Trunks: No you didn't more like 11 reviews.

Me: Wait…looking at the wrong fic…heh, heh. But I can dream, right?

M. Trunks: Um…yeah…

Me: Well, do your part of the deal!

M. Trunks: What!?

Me: ADVERTISE! *Grabs frying pan*

M. Trunks: Okay…go read wind's newer fics "Amnesia" where I lose my memory, and "Pan's Destiny" Where pan's kidnapped…Am I done yet?"

M. Me: No…

Me: Of course. ^_^

Trunks: She doesn't own DBZ either! NOW am I done?

M. Trunks: Okay. Enjoy the fic! I know I will…

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Chapter two: Chaos

   Too much of everyone's delight, Saturday had finally arrived. Everyone had packed in advanced and ready to go…

   Okay, I was joking. Let's try this again.

   "Vegeta! Trunks! Come on, let's go!"

   "But mom! I'm not ready!"

   "I told you to pack yesterday!"

   "I did!"

   "And what happened?"

   "Dad messed it up!"

   That's it! Bulma had had it. Vegeta was going down. She put her hands on her hips and marched outside to the gravity room.

   Bulma threw the gravity room door open, Surprisingly, Vegeta wasn't in there.

   "Where the hell is he? Vegeta!"

   "What do you  want woman!" Vegeta peered over the edge of the roof.

   "What are you doing? We're about to leave! Goku and ChiChi will be here any second!"

   "I don't care! I don't want to go on your stupid vacation!"

   "Vegeta! Get down here!"

   "What if I don't?"

   "Stop acting like such a child!"

   "Wait…don't answer that last question."

   "You want to know what will happen if you don't come? There will be no gravity room for a month, no food for two months and no…"

    "I'm coming, I'm coming!" Vegeta quickly jumped off the roof's edge and landed lightly in front of Bulma.

   "That's what I thought." Bulma smirked. The love for empty threats. Gets 'em every time.

   "Are you packed?"

   "No. I'm not going." Vegeta smirked and crossed his arms.

   "Yes, you are!"

   "No"

   Bulma grabbed his wrist. "Yes sir! You are going. Come on, we're getting you packed."

~*~

   "Goku! Gohan! Goten!" ChiChi called through the house. "Are you ready to go?"

   "Just a minute mom!" Goten called out. Poor Goten couldn't close his suitcase. He sat on it, and tried to latch it close. When he got off, the top flew open. All his clothes fell out. He annoyingly threw all the clothes in the suitcase and tried to close it again. He sat on it, and tried to latch it close. He sat on the suitcase and struggled to get it closed. He finally got the latches on and hopped off. The suitcase then opened…again…poor Goten. He bit his lip and looked all around the suitcase. Now there was something he didn't see before. There was a zipper. No wonder why he couldn't get it closed! He quickly zipped up the suitcase with no problem and did the latches. He then picked up the suitcase with his short arms, and dragged it out of his room.

   Goten walked into the kitchen, where his mom was waiting for him.

   "Goten! Where did you get so much stuff to pack?"

   "Well…" he said, patting the suitcase. "I had my clothes, my Gamecube, my skateboard, (a/n: we'll make Goten a skate boarder in this fic, okay? Okay. Oh, and no one skate boards in my family. Nothing is true until the next chapter. Okay? Okay.) my inline skates, and some food." Goten smiled at his mother.

   "Put it all back Goten. You don't need it."

   "But mom!"

   "I SAID PUT IT BACK!" ChiChi started to move her hand towards her pocket. Goten saw this and jumped.

   "Okay, okay!" He left to go back into his room, dragging the suitcase behind him.

   Goku then came walking in, rolling a small duffel bag behind him. "Hey Chi. Ready to go?"

    "Okay, what did you pack? Open the suitcase."

   "Do I have to?'

   "YES!"

   "Okay…" Goku unzipped his duffel bag. In it was an orange gi, a couple of blue shirts, boots, a yellow pair of pants, a white tank, and a yellow jacket. (a/n: you all know exactly what outfit I'm talking about!) ChiChi then dug deeper into the bag. Under all the clothes were a bunch of tape cassettes with a tape player. She looked at Goku questionably.

   "It's music!" Goku laughed nervously and put his hand behind his head.

   ChiChi eyed Goku suspiciously. "We'll see about that!" She put one of the cassettes in the tape player, and put the headphones on.

   "ChiChi no!" Goku tried to stop her, but it was too late.

   ChiChi's eyes early popped out of her head when she heard the tape. "What the hell is this Goku?"

   "It's for Vegeta, I swear!" (a/n: what it says will be revealed later…I'll leave you hanging for now.)

   ChiChi threw the cassettes and the tape player back in the suitcase. Goku zipped it up quickly, and threw it out the open door.

   "Goten! Are you ready?"

   "Yeah mom." Goten came back out, heaving the suitcase behind him.

   "Open it."

   Goten sighed and opened it. The skateboard was still in there.

   "Goten! Get rid of the skateboard!"

   "But mom! Trunks will probably have his!"

   "I said out with the skateboard!" ChiChi crossed her arms.

   There was no getting around it. Goten sadly took out the skateboard and rolled it into his room. ChiChi took the suitcase, closed it, and put it outside with Goku's bag.

   "Gohan! Gohan!" ChiChi screamed at the top of her lungs. Goku covered his ears.

   "Jesus Chi! Do you have to scream so loud? He went to get Videl, remember?"

   "Oh yeah…"

~*~

   Gohan rang the doorbell to the huge mansion. A tall woman with a black dress and a white apron on opened the door. She smiled when she saw Gohan.

   "Hey Gohan!"

   "Hey Marcy. Videl ready yet?"

   "I don't know. Come in, she shouldn't be too long."

   "All right." Gohan walked into the foyer and sat down in a nearby chair. Marcy screamed up the stairs.

   "Videl! Gohan's here!"

   "Tell him I'll be right down!"

   "Okay!" Marcy turned to Gohan. "She'll be right down."

   Gohan tried not to laugh. "I heard."

   Five minutes passed…ten minutes passed…fifteen minutes passed…

   Gohan grew tired of waiting. Videl better hurry up, or they'd make everyone late. He finally couldn't wait any longer, so he stormed upstairs to her bedroom. When he finally came to her room, he looked in quietly. Clothes were thrown everywhere. Gohan then threw the door all the way open.

   "Hey Videl what's up?"

   Videl jumped at Gohan's entrance. "Gohan, you scared me!"

   Gohan smiled. "I know."

   "How long have you been waiting?"

   " Fifteen minutes, half hour tops."

   "Damn…I can't find my CD player!"

   "Is this it?" Gohan picked up a Sony Walkman off the ground in front of him.

   "Yes! There it went!" She quickly grabbed it and threw it into her bag.

   "Are you ready yet?"

   "Yes! Come on Gohan, let's go!" Videl grabbed Gohan wrist.

   Gohan sighed, "About time…"

~*~

  Bulma paced around the room quickly. Where were they? They were an hour late! As if on cue, Goku, ChiChi, and Goten walked in.

   "Hi Bulma!" Goku waved to her.

   "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WE'RE LATE!"

   "Sorry Bulma…"

   "Where are Gohan and Videl?"

   "They said they'd meet us here."

   "But they're not here, now are they Goku?"

   "No…"

   Bulma was ready to tear her hair out of her skull. Note to self: NEVER invite the Sons on a vacation again.  Wait. Didn't she say that last time? Oh yeah…she did.

   Ten minutes later…

   Gohan and Videl walked into Capsule Corp. Everyone was sitting around.

   "Hey guys." Gohan said.

   "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" ChiChi stood up and started to scream at Gohan.

   "I'm sorry mom…"

   "ChiChi, it was my fault. I'm sorry." Videl stood up and stepped in front of Gohan.

   ChiChi looked at Videl. "Oh, it's okay Videl!" Gohan stood in awe. ChiChi then went and sat back down. Gohan then turned to Videl.

   "How…what…why…"

   "I guess she likes me." Videl shrugged. She then turned to everyone else. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!"

   "Finally!"

   "About time!"

   "I'd thought we'd never leave!"

   "Skateboarding! Whoo Hoo!"

   "Rock on!"

   "Um…are we going now?"

   Everyone then filed out of the house and into the van. And the airport awaited their arrival…

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Yay! Chapter 2 is done! Yay! I hope you guys liked that. Make sure you come back for chapter three, where they all arrive at the airport!

Note to everyone: For the story's reasons, they all live in Massachusetts, cause that's there I live. I need it because well…you'll have to find out.  Oh. And despite how I'm making it out, this is not a sequel to anything. I'm thinking that you might get confused because I keep on talking about "last time". I'm just saying that because any dbz vacation has got to have its screw ups.

YAY! I have 11 whole reviews, IN ONE DAY! Wow! I didn't know my not funny humor fic could generate any sort of popularity or interest. COOL!

So thanks to the following people:

I am Canadian- I'm not trying to diss Canada. In fact, let's make this clear right now. I LOVE CANADA! Toronto is an awesome city. The people were great. So it was my family that's the screw up…not Canada.

Danim- I'm glad you like it! Wow…someone likes my story…

Nevi- Hey girl! Thanks for reviewing! You're so awesome!

Goku's Daughter- Question! Why would you like to live in Queen, NYC?  LOL, I think that part of the city is run down or something, but I wouldn't know.

Chibibaka- Thanks! ^_^ I'm glad you liked it.

Prince Vegeta-::Bows to prince Vegeta::  Sry about writing the name wrong. My stupid computer keeps putting it on italics automatically. Anyway, I am continuing!

 Lucas- Wow! You thought it was funny….  ::goes into fantasy land::

Coolcat- Cool name! Yup, I shall go on!

Mojomon- are you Canadian too? Don't worry; I had a good experience in Toronto. You'll see what I mean when I said bad…

Jess- Cool! Another Canadian! I can't believe you guys thought this was funny!

Nameless dude who didn't put a name- I don't know what we're blaming Canada for either…the title was catchy. There will be something to blame Canada for in the end. (But it won't be taken seriously Canadians! You're country is a great neighbor!)

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