Ragnarok Online - Lucky Lucky Vol.1 (Beta 1)
Chapter Fifteen: Izlude Dungeon

*Zoink and co. are in a large cave. Zoink looks about him questionably*

Zoink: Are you sure this is the right place?

*Vincent looks at the stone tablet*

Vincent: Hey, you're fault for not paying up for this thing. Unless you cough up the money you're going to continue to follow me blindly.

Zoink: but… you're bad at reading maps!!

Vincent: =_= I am not… I was five when I got lost on that navigation lesson! You can't hold me down to that forever!

Zoink: You where not five, it was last year and you got to completely lost it took me weeks to find you!

Vincent: -_- well… this is the price you have to pay for being cheep.

Zoink: I'M being CHEEP!?!? You're being greedy !!!

*Cider looks around her*

Cider: I think I know this place…

K-Chan: Really?

Cider: Yeah… looks like the place describe in all those tentacle hentai rape stories.

*Everyone looks nervous*

Kurion: … are you serious… - -'

Cider: Well… I'm not completely sure…

Vincent: … … … maybe this is the wrong place after all…

Zoink: GIVE ME THE DAMN MAP!!!

Tenshi: Good thing I'm a guy. I don't have to worry about those things.

Cider: I never said guys were safe. I've heard "LOTS" of stories.

*Tenshi and Kuroro cling onto each other scared*

Tenshi: I can be targeted!? That's not fair!

Kuroro: This is worse then drake!!

Kura: Cut that out. Cider is just making stuff up. Remember when we went mandra hunting she said the same thing too.

Suki: That might be only because we didn't find any.

K-Chan: Yeah… you would think that the mandragoras just completely vanished off the face of Midgar…

Cider: I'm just saying. I've heard stories of this place.

Kura: I don't know where you get your stories… but I really don't want to hear them…

Calico: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Everyone jumps looking back at Calico*

Zoink: WHAT IS IT!?!?

Lucifer: It's not a hentai monster is it!?!?

Calico: o.o??? What are you guys talking about? I was just making my voice echo! These caves are great!!

Everyone: … -_-

*Group arrives at a dead end*

Vincent: … this isn't on the map…

*Looks back at the map*

Vincent: Oh wait! Yes it is. My mistake. It's this way.

*Starts walking back the way they came*

Kura: … Zoink… are you sure you don't want to pay him?

Zoink: I can't spare 10 k for a dumb stone!

Tenshi: 10k? That's it? Hey Vincent I'll buy it from you!!

Vincent: … okay deal.

*Gives Tenshi the map in exchange for money and he run off with it*

Zoink: HEY!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?

*Tackles Tenshi to the ground*

Zoink: Give me that!!

Tenshi: nooooooooo I bought it fair and square You can't have it!

Zoink: Give it up Pimp!!!

Tenshi: I paid good money for this!!

Zoink: FINE! I'll give you 10k

Tenshi: No way! I raised the price to 17k!

Zoink: WHAT!?

Tenshi: 17 is my lucky number!!

Zoink: -_-' … … …

Kura: Well… if Tenshi is going to be navigator we might was well just go home… he's worse then Vincent.

Zoink: 17 k it is…

Tenshi: okay!

*Happily hands it over in exchange for the money*

Vincent: You call me a rip off artist.

Zoink: Because you are!!

*Looks at the map*

Zoink: This way… and try to stay together we have a treasure to find we don't have time to go looking for lost people.

*Suki looks around him*

Suki: … Where's Vandal?

Everyone: …

Kura: She's so quiet all the time. I didn't even notice she was gone…

Zoink: $#%@!&*%#

Vincent: … should we backtrack?

Zoink: Vincent… thanks to your wonderful mapping skills… WE ARE ALREADY BACKTRACKING!!!

Vincent: Oh yeah.

Zoink: Maybe she's just using her hide skill again.

K-Chan: We should go look for her.

Zoink: but but but but but but but but-

Cider: How about we split up! Let's see… we have 1 merchant, 1 swordsman, 1 thief,  2 mages 2 acos and 3 archers. Zoink you'll be the leader of group 1, we'll split the aco's Even Steven, you take Zoink, Miss. Chan will come with me. We'll split the mages the same way. So Zoink, you take Suki. Zoink can take Tenshi… I'll take Calico and Kura. Lets see… do I want a crafty little thief or a big strong swordswoman??

Lucifer: Little thief!? Wtf??

Zoink: Cider… be nice and take the thief… I don't know if you've noticed or not… but so far you've given me all the men!

Cider: Oh… so I have. All right then I'll switch you Kura for Tenshi and since we're searching for a thief anyways. I'll take Kurion.

Zoink: … Kura's just as bad as a man.

*SMACK*

Zoink: oooooowwwwwww…..

Lucifer: -_-''' Let's get this over with…

*The group splits up, Zoink leads his group to the next level of the caves*

Zoink: Step lightly men! And try to avoid the hentai monsters.

Kura: There's no such thing as hentai monsters!!!!

*They run into a pack of crabs and jellyfish*

Zoink, Lucifer, Vincent and Suki: HENTAI MONSTERS!!!!

*They run away*

Kura: … -_-' idiots…

Crabs and Jellyfish: o.o??

*Meanwhile the other group is looking through the caves*

K-Chan: I don't see her anywhere…

*Cider is casting sight all over the place*

Cider: Sight! Sight! Sight! Sight!!

Calico: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *making echoes again*

K-Chan maybe farther back…

*Back with Zoink*

Kura: Geeze… just some stupid crabs and jellyfish! How could you think those things are Hentai monsters?

*The group spots a hydra*

Zoink, Vincent, Lucifer and Suki: HENTAI MONSTER!!!

*Run away*

Kura: … … … … ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO RUN FROM EVEYRTHING WE SEE!?!?

Hydra: hu hu hu hu hu ^_^ *creepy little laugh*

Kura: … what are you looking at me for? You want me to kick you ass?!!?

Hydra: … o.O… *backs away*

Kura: That's better. Creepy things.

*Cider's group is at the entrance*

Tenshi: We've seemed to have backtracked a very long way…

Cider: And we still haven' found her? That's strange? Where the heck is she??

*Back at the hotel Vandal is still in bed sleeping*

Cider: Oh well, lets go back inside and give it another look.

*Zoink's group, after much running from every monster they see, finally reached the next level*

Zoink: Okay… it's somewhere on this level.

Suki: So we're almost done?

Zoink: In only moments I will be the richest and most lucky man in Midgar T_T

Vincent: …

Suki: You know what… I couldn't help feeling this the moment we came to this place… it seems familiar somehow.

Kura: Familiar? How so?

Suki: Like I've been here before u.u

Vincent: What's that? *Points to mermaid type monster*

Zoink: O.O please say that's the hentai monster!!

Kuroro: … hey look, a seahorse

*The group is sent flying from the seahorse ramming into them*

Kura: … okay… lets avoid the seahorses…

Lucifer: I will not be beaten by a seahorse!!

*Attacks it getting into a fight, the others just walk away*

Zoink: We'll leave him to the monsters… lets just find the treasure and get out of here.

Kura: Agreed... that hydra has been following us for a while -_-'

Hydra: hu hu hu hu hu hu….

Kura: I'm not even sure how it's pulling that off! I thought hydras didn't move form one spot.

*After a while of searching they find nothing*

Vincent: Zoink… I am starting to think that you have taken us on a wild goose chase.

Kura: I'm tired of looking…

Zoink: You're just lazy!

Kura: I try to be! But since I started working for you-

Suki: Come on guys… don't start arguing now…

*Suki stops, spotting something in the distance*

Suki: … hey… I DO remember this place! I remember seeing that before!

*Zoink looks down at his map*

Zoink: That's it!! That's where the treasure is!!

*They run up to the spot, finding a large hole in the ground*

Kura: … looks like someone already dug it up.

Vincent: figures -_-'

Zoink: No!!! But how!?!?

Suki: I KNEW it!! This is where me and my big brother Shika explored and found the big treasure! It made him rich beyond belief you know. It was amazing!!

Suki: Of course, that was way back when I was still traveling with him!

Zoink: … Suki… if you knew your brother found the treasure... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US!?!?

Suki: I forgot o.o I didn't know it was the same treasure.

Zoink: How many buried treasure locations are there in Midgar!?!? Very very few!!

Suki: … well… Shika found about… *starts counting on his fingers* 8 when I was with him…

Zoink: … your brother is a treasure hunter!?!

Suki: Well, he needs money, and that's the easiest way to get money.

Vincent: … you're rich??

Suki: Rich? No… Shika usually spends it all in one night. He's not that good as saving money…

Kura: THAT'S IT!! I'm going back to the hotel. This day has been a waste of my time!

Vincent: … I kind of want to go back too… searching this place wasn't exactly that easy.. I'm tired of walking.

Zoink: You're all wimps!! Start digging!! Maybe there's more that Shika left behind!

Suki: I doubt that…

Kura: I wonder if Cider found that dumb thief yet.

*Later that day everyone is back at the hotel, Cider looks annoyed*

Cider: Why didn't you TELL us you were here all this time!? We were looking EVERYWHERE for you.

Vandal: I was sleeping.

Cider: You made us look everywhere for nothing!

Vandal: You're the idiot that looked for me, it's not my fault.

Cider: -____-

Vincent: This whole trip was a bust… I couldn't even warp out of the damn caves! We had to walk all the way back listening to Zoink's moaning.

Zoink: nnnnnnoooooooooooooo why me??? I could have been rich…

Kurion: Even though we didn't find any treasure, or well… Vandal for tha' matter. I did enjoy myself. The caves were absolutely beautiful! Not to mention the ship ride was great… well aside from the storm and the ghost ship an all. But the resort defiantly made up for all of that.

Suki: And we got to see that funny pirate caption!

Lucifer: -__- I didn't find it all amusing.

Suki: And we got to watch Kuroro fight a seahorse!

Lucifer: … Marc… it's called a Marc… when you say I fought a seahorse… it makes me sound like an idiot -_-'

K-Chan: I'm just glad no one was seriously hurt…

*She looks back at Zoink and the other men*

K-Chan: Except for those burn wounds you boys got… Although I'm glad to see you were able to recover so quickly from them!

Vincent: Well I've been getting better at healing burn wounds… even since Zoink started peeping on Cider and she kept discovering and frying him.

Zoink: -_-''' it won't be long until I am completely immune to fire… I know it - -'

K-Chan: Vincent… speaking of acolyte skills…. That pep rally for Acolytes in Prontera church is tomorrow.

Vincent: Really? It's that soon already?

Zoink: Acolyte pep rally?

Vincent: Basically acolytes from all over Midgar get together and chant "No more free heals."

K-Chan: It's more then that Vincent!!

K-Chan: I've wanted to go since I heard about it. And Vincent said that he would come with me. So I'm afraid whatever expedition your planning to go on tomorrow we won't be going with.

Zoink: Really? That's too bad.

Kurion: Zoink dear… I also won't be here tomorrow

Zoink: What!? Why not!?!?

Kurion: Well, it's Billy-bob's birthday tomorrow, and I was hoping to go and celebrate it with him and the rest of my family. These things only happen 16 times a year! I can't miss a single one.

Zoink: *sigh* … anyone else have plans for tomorrow?

Suki: Well… since K-Chan, Kurion and Vincent aren't going to be here. I thought maybe I would take a day off and go visit my brother Shika. It's been a really long time since I last talked to him, and I want to introduce him to Vandal and PuPu!

Kuroro: I'm going to go back to leveling in the pyramids.

Kura: You're boring.

Kuroro: -_- you're lazy!

Tenshi: I'll probably go back to the pyramids too, that's where I usually go to level. In fact… me and Tiff would always… level together there… until she… *sniff*

Kura: OMG I don't want to hear about it

Tenshi: … you are so thoughtful T_T

Kura: ...the hell?

Tenshi: You knew talking about it would just make me even sadder. You're sympathy for other people amazes me! That's why you are my friend!!

Kura: … … … … … …

Cider: I don't really have anything planed… but since everyone else is doing something.. I'm sure I can come up with something to do.

Zoink: So that leaves me with Calico and Kura…

Kura: … I don't mind taking the day off.

Zoink: -_- where are you going?!?

Kura: Like it's any of your business.

Zoink: -_- okay… then that leaves me with… Calico…

Calico: *snore*

Zoink: Okay then… so it's decided. Tomorrow you can all have your free time, but we should regroup on the day after. After all, this vacation isn't finished yet. And I promise I won't take you on any more treasure hunts.

Kura: That's good to hear.

Zoink: We'll meet in the mistress field around noon, how that sound?

Suki: Yay a picnic!

Zoink: … sure… we can have a picnic there…

K-Chan: Sound like a decent enough plan. Come on Vincent, we should get some rest. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow.

Vincent: A pep rally when I'm supposed to be on vacation - -' how more inconvenient can you get?