~Disclaimer~ Yup. They all belong to me! LOL, yeah, I wish… Nah, actually they belong to my fave. Authoress of ALL TIMES!!! J.K. ROWLING!!! Although I wouldn't mind actually, if I could own Hermione, Draco, and all those other cute little characters… LOL

~Author's Notes~ Muwah Muwah!!! blows kisses to all the reviewers Thanks, you guys!!! YAY~!!! Sorry it took awhile to update this, I was working on another story, which is basically finished.. Yeah, click on my name to read it!! Actually, I think it's pretty good, LOL.  Ok, ONTO THE STORY!!! LOL

The REAL Chapter 3: Hey Wait, Did I miss Something Here? Herm. And MALFOY????

             After that somewhat fateful meeting of the prefects, everyone was really, very shocked. Actually, if it weren't so ridiculous, it would've been funny—-whenever students witnessed, with their very own eyes, Hermione and Draco kissing, (which was most of the time) they would either:

a.) Faint in shock

b.) Commit some ridiculous form of "suicide"

c.) Think that the world is under a weird love spell and actually read one of Lockhart's books

                              or

d.) Just plain and simply shrug, then look again, then run into a wall….

           Of course, no one knew whether it was that they truly had feelings for each other, or if it was because, because both of them suddenly developed a rare muggle disease, like the Fuji Flu…. Some thought that they pair of them had issues, many many issues, and some just thought that it was "cute" for two enemies to all of sudden be making out all over the castle.

           Now, let's see what Harry and Ron think of this:

                  "Harry, this has got to stop. I can't even eat in peace anymore!"

                  "Yes, Ron, but what can we do?"

                  "WHAT?!! What do you mean WHAT CAN WE DO?? Actually, let's go get some food first.. I'm starved!"

                  "Alright, then. Let's go!"

                  (~A/N~ Hmmm… LOL)

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             Meanwhile, a rather strange relationship had began brewing between a Mr. Draco Malfoy and a Ms. Hermione Granger. Yes, of course, they still teased each, with the occasional "Mudblood", and "Ferret Boy" insults. Of course, now, after their usual quarrels, Hermione would say "Shut u—-", and be interrupted in the middle of saying it by Malfoy kissing her roughly, but with an equal amount of passion, desire, and want. 

              Draco and Hermione themselves didn't know the exact reason for their actions. Draco assumed it was because he was attracted to her beauty and brawn, and Hermione assumed the same.

              During the classes, the professors, obviously knowing the change in attitude between former "sworn enemies" decided to have a meeting about this. At exactly half past midnight, the professors gathered at Dumbledore`s office, where he sat calmly eating a lemon sherbert drop. "Ah… Minerva, Severus, Rubeus… And, what's this?" he asked, looking in amusement at all the teachers before him.  "Albus, we've noticed that former enemies Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have suddenly become... well... Closer." Snape cut in. "Don't be daft! They're all over each other! Kissing in the hallways, my classroom, everywhere!" Dumbledore smiled. "What?" Snape asked, still bewildered. Dumbledore folded his hands. "Well, Severus, opposites attract, you know… Now, I have been watching," he said, gesturing to his bubbling cauldron. "Of course… If it truly is love, we cannot do a thing about it. Then again, I suppose it could just be simple lust, after all, they are of age, and their hormones are raging." Dumbledore said all this calmly, then, after looking at all the confused faces of his staff members, he added, "Well, then, we could interfere a bit… Severus, I give you permission to make a potion… We shall see if it is true love, or just a phase…" When Snape did not move, he said, "Well, go on then! Problem solved! Oh yes, Severus, go easy… We are merely testing their feelings for each other.."  Snape nodded, then turned and walked away, followed by the rest of the teachers.

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                 The next morning at breakfast, the students went about their usual activities—-talking, laughing, just hanging out with their friends. Unbeknownst to Draco and Hermione, Snape had replaced their pumpkin juice with his potion. As luck would have it, they both drank it down to the last drop.

                  When the effects of the potion sank in, Malfoy and Hermione once again looked at each other with pure hatred. Malfoy stoppd Hermione in the hallways, then  said, "You are a dirty mudblood. You`ve contaminated the wizarding world. You`re not worthy enough to stay at Hogwarts, you know." "Sod off, Malfoy. Go bother your little girlfriend Pansy.  Leave me alone!" Hermione shot back, stalking up to the Gryffindor common room. I can`t believe I actually kissed the fool! Stupid, sexy ferret boy!, she thought to herself, sinking down into a chair. A single tear fell from her eyes. She had to admit. As stupid, rude, and arrogant, and ignorant Malfoy was, he was a friggin good kisser! Hermione groaned. She hated having to deal with this.

                Meanwhile, in the Slytherin common room, Draco was thinking the same thing. I can`t believe I KISSED a MUDBLOOD! Stupid, beautiful mudblood!, he thought, throwing the peace of parchment he had been working on into the fire. He scowled. This was really starting to annoy him.

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                The next day, Malfoy stopped Hermione in the halls again. Hermione, expecting another of his insult sessions, groaned and started to walk away, when Draco grabbed her by her slim waist and pulled her toward him. He looked carefully into her beautiful brown eyes, then kissed her lightly. "Mudblood, why`d you have to be so beautiful?" Hermione smirked. "Why did you have to be ferret boy?", she asked, grabbing him and pulling him closer. She kissed him back, hard. Soon, their tongues were playing with each other, and in mere minutes, they were tongue-tied—-literally… (~A/N~ LOL)

               Throughout all this, the professors, once again gathered in Dumbledore`s office, watched in utter amazement, and confusion as well. Dumbledore smiled. "I believe that answers all your questions," he said, gesturing towards the kissing couple. All the other professors could do was stare, then, one by one, they fainted in shock.

               When they came to, minutes later, Dumbledore chuckled. "Yes, it`s a miracle, isn`t it?"

                                      ~*~The End~*~

~Authoress(me!)' notes~ Well, that`s that! LOL, review and tell me what you think, and if you`d like it to be longer, feel free to email me!! ^,^ It was great fun writing this story, and I hope you all liked it! Thanks!

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                                                                            The ƒorever ƒancy,

                                                                           The One and Only,

                                                                                        Halosangel

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