Chapter four, chapter four, what an awesome chapter four! Okay…. maybe not. Hopefully you'll like it.

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Here's chapter four. Enjoy!

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Chapter four: The first 5 hours.  Poor Goten and Vegeta…

    The next day was the trip. Oh yes, the "terrible" ten hour drive to Toronto. What they had ever done to deserve it was beyond them. Wait…Bulma never confirmed the tickets. THE IDIOT!

   Anyway, something good always comes out of everything's that bad. Goten and Trunks got to bring a portable DVD player with them, and Bulma bought the complete second season of the Simpsons!

   Soon, they were all ready to go. Everyone filed into the white van. Bulma drove, while Vegeta sat in the passenger seat with his arms crossed. Goten say on the left middle seat, and Chichi and Goku were in the seats next to him. (This car is an eight seater) Trunks sat behind Goten, and Gohan and Videl were next to him.

   And so out trip begins. Within five minutes of the trip, Trunks was bored. He tapped his head thoughtfully until an idea came up. He then snapped his fingers. "That's it!" He thought. He grinned wickedly and reached into the trunk o the car. (Trunks…trunks…get it?::silence:: Um…okayyyyyyyyy…) He took out some straws and napkins. He quickly tore a piece of the napkin and stuck it in his mouth. After about thirty seconds, he put one of the straws up to his mouth and aimed to the right and diagonal of him. He blew into the straw and…

   Vegeta was trying desperately to sleep. He didn't want to be there. He didn't want to talk to anyone, interact with anyone, or even nod to anyone. He wanted to train. What a surprise. He dreamed of being at home with his lovely gravity room, where he was becoming a step closer to beating Kakarott…

   He felt something hit his neck. He reached up and found a white spit filled wad of paper. He gritted his teeth and ignored it. Maybe it would stop.

   Oh, how wrong Vegeta is sometimes.  Soon, a full launched attack came at him, hitting his hair, neck and shirt.  He slammed his fist against the armrest, nearly breaking it.

   "That's it!" He turned around and glared at Trunks. "Boy! You stop it this instant!"

   Trunks hid the napkins and straws. "But…I wasn't doing anything!"

   "Stop playing innocent boy! I know you did it!"

   Trunks sighed. "Fine dad…I'll stop."

   Vegeta said nothing and turned back around. Trunks smiled again and took his napkins and straws back out. He wadded up another ball of paper and stuck it in his mouth. This time, he made sure it was extra wet. He put it into the straw and aimed for his younger best friend.

   Goten felt something wet and sticky hit the back of his neck. Another one then hit, and another. He wiped them off and glared at Trunks.

   "Stop throwing spit balls at me Trunks!"

   "I wasn't doing anything Goten."

   "Oh, okay. I thought you were." He then turned back around. Trunks took out his ammo and gun and aimed it back at Goten. Five minutes later Goten turned back around.

   "TRUNKS! STOP IT!"

   "But I wasn't…"

   "You're holding them right there!"

   "Oh um…yeah…"

   "Mom!" Goten whined. "Trunks is throwing spit balls at me.

   ChiChi turned around and looked sternly at Trunks. "You stop it right now!"

   Trunks knew ChiChi wasn't one to mess with. Look at what happened at the airport. "Yes ma'am."

   "That's a good boy."

   An hour passed. Everything was calm now. Goten was watching the Simpsons, and Trunks was playing his Game Boy Advanced. ChiChi and Bulma were talking quietly, and so were Gohan and Videl. Goku and Vegeta were eating. This peaceful moment went on for another hour. 

   "Anyone have any music?" Vegeta asked. "I'm bored."

   Goku jumped at the opportunity. "Sure! Here!" He handed Vegeta a tape player with a tape.

   "A tape player? Don't you have any CDs?"

   "Nope, sorry Vegeta."

   "What's on this?"

   "Metallica."

   "Oh really?" Vegeta said. "Is Enter Sandman on it? I love that song!"

   "Of course." Goku smiled.

   "Great!" There was a sudden attitude adjustment in Vegeta's voice. He slipped on the headphones and pressed play.

   "You are getting sleepy…" The tape player blasted into Vegeta's ears. "You ate getting sleepy…" Vegeta's head nodded. "Fall asleep. NOW!" Vegeta immediately fell asleep.

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   Vegeta found himself on a planet. It was foreign; he didn't know where he was. An evil smirk came across Vegeta's face as he entered the heart of the city. The more evil side of him was coming out. He put his hand up to destroy a building. The ki ball was about to be released from his hand when a voice filled his head.

   "Do not blow anything up."

   "WHAT!? Kakarott? Are you here?"

   "Do not blow anything up." Goku's voice filled Vegeta's head. He flew around trying to find him.

   "Kakarott? Where the hell are you?"

   "Do not blow anything up while on vacation…"

   "I'll blow up what I want!" He then proceeded to blow up a building.

   "Naughty Vegeta. Do not blow anything up. Bulma will be super pissed at you. You will have to sleep on the couch for a year…do not blow anything up."

   Vegeta suddenly found himself in a trance. "I will not blow anything up…" He went around saying that phrase.

   "I will not blow anything up…I will not blow anything up…"

   "Please flip to side B of the tape…please flip to side B of the tape…"

~*~

   Vegeta ripped the headphones off his head. What was Kakarott trying to pull here? Damn him! He will pay…yes, he will pay…

   "Kakarott!"

   "Oh Hi Vegeta!" Goku said cheerily. "Have a nice nap?"

   "WHAT THEY HELL IS ON THAT TAPE?"

   "You heard it. I made one of those emotional hypnotic thingies so you wouldn't blow anything up."

   "YOU IDIOT? WHY WOULD I NEED ONE OF THESE?"

   "Because. You almost blew up the city last time we went on vacation somewhere. Besides, Bulma would be pissed. Right Bulma?"

   Bulma looked up in her rear view mirror. "What's that Goku?"

   "You'd be pissed off if Vegeta blew anything up in Toronto."

   "Oh, I wouldn't be just pissed off. I'd bar Vegeta from every privilege he has! The gravity room…ice cream…bed…"

   Vegeta looked worried. "No! You wouldn't do that? Would you?"

   An evil glint came into Bulma's eye. "Of course Vegeta. But my Veggie-chan wouldn't do that…"

   "No, of course not." Vegeta said quickly. He glared back at Goku, who smiled innocently.

   Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks were cracking up at the Simpsons, ("Hello, I'm looking for Homer Sexual." "Is there a Homer Sexual in the house? Come on, Homer Sexual. I'm looking for a Homer Sexual!")

   Goten laughed. He didn't exactly get the jokes on the episode, (the one where principal skinner goes out with Patty) but that was okay. Why corrupt young kids minds later when you can do it now? I guess Matt Groening was thing that when he made the Simpsons…no, wait, maybe not. The Simpsons is great though…

   But we're getting off subject here. So far, about four hours has passed. (I know, a quick four hours.) Trunks went back to playing Zelda: Oracle of Seasons and Ages. He switched back and forth from both games, occasionally writing down secrets. (He was playing the secret game for oracle of Seasons. Too hard to explain. Anyone who has the games will know what I'm talking about.) Goten continued to watch the Simpsons, not understanding half the jokes. That's okay though. He'd ask Trunks later. Goku had fallen asleep. Vegeta had his arms crossed, thinking up every possible worst-case scenario with Bulma's threats. ChiChi and Bulma were still talking, Videl had fallen asleep on Gohan's shoulder, (all together now: awwwwww) and Gohan stared blankly out the window.

   Only five more hours to go…

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There you go! Come back for chapter 5!