Hee hee! 38 reviews! Cool! Thank you to all the reviewers! Looks like I'm winning the favor of the Canadians. Anyway, some of you guys wanted the gang to swing by your cities in Canada. I think that's a great idea. I don't know what I'll do about them, but I'll need info on the places. (I think some were Montreal and Vancouver) They would make cool sequels to this fic.
Anyway, enjoy this fic!
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::Pokemon announcer voice:: So far in our journey, our heroes Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Bulma, ChiChi, Videl, and Trunks all headed up to Toronto Canada in the car after Bulma messed up and forgot to confirm the tickets! Trunks has thrown spit balls at people, and Goku made Vegeta listen to a "psychology" cassette tape, after tricking him and telling him it was a Metallica tape with Enter Sandman on it. The trip had been going smoothly for Videl, Gohan, ChiChi, and Bulma. Maybe they won't be so lucky in these next five hours. ::end Pokemon announcer voice::
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Chapter 5: The Next Part
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No Goten."
"Mom, are we there yet"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No Trunks."
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No boys."
"How long?"
"Five hours" ChiChi sighed and rubbed her temples. This was going to be a long five hours…
"What!? Five more hours! I'm going to die and fade into oblivion!" Trunks put the back of his hand to his forehead, and tried to act dramatic.
Goten tugged onto ChiChi's shirt. "Mommy, is Trunks going to die."
"No Goten. He's being dramatic. Ignore him."
"Okay mom."
~*~
Meanwhile, our favorite little green God was sitting up on Kami's lookout. He chuckled to himself as he laid sprawled out on his lounge chair. He sipped the last of his Pina Colada. Dende flipped the glass over, trying to get the very last drop of his delicious drink. When that was done, he screamed out to Mr. Popo.
"Mr. Popo! Can you get me another Pina Colada?"
"Right away." Mr. Popo grabbed the glass and walked away. Soon he came back, with the glass empty.
"Where's my Pina Colada?"
"I'm sorry. We're out of Pina Coladas."
"What!" Dende was about to pull his hair…um…antennas out of his head. He jumped up and ran over to his liquor cabinet. (hm…a liquor cabinet at Kami's place…) He threw open the doors and searched the entire place.
"No! What am I going to do without my Pina Coladas!" Then his eyes fell onto the next best thing.
Dende walked back out and lay down onto the lounge chair while sipping his drink. He then took out a notebook and a pen.
Things to do to ruin the Son's and Briefs' life
1. Release every one of Gohan's secrets to Videl and the rest of the world
2. Make Vegeta blow something up
3. Make Trunks do…something (note to self: watch Trunks more.)
4. Make more kitchen items as weapons. (hmm…egg beater…remind self to make that idea pop into ChiChi's head…)
5. Um…think up more later…
"Dende…what are you drinking?"
"Hee hee! This is great! Strawberry Daiquiris are yummy!"
"Oh dear…"
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"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"BE QUIET GOTEN!"
"Sorry Gohan…"
Trunks slumped in his seat. He was so bored. He had already played his Game boy Advanced for five hours straight, (A/n: like I did! ^_^) attempted to write a story, watch the Simpsons, and annoy the hell out of Goten and Vegeta. This road trip just wasn't fun anymore. It was so…so…BORING. Baka mother. They told her to confirm the tickets but no. She claimed to have already done that. She said that they have seats! Now they were stuck in that stupid car with the stupid people…
Trunks sighed. He then went back to what he was doing before. He grabbed his trusty straw and napkin, and started to shoot at the back of Goten's head. He ignored him for about five minutes. Goten then turned around and glared at Trunks.
"Trunks!"
"What?"
"Stop it!"
"Fine." Trunks put down the straw and napkin. After Goten turned around, Trunks took his index finger and poked the back of Goten's head.
"Quit it."
Poke.
"Quit it."
Poke.
"Quit it."
Poke.
"Trunks! Stop it before I beat you down!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"OH YEAH?"
"YEAH!"
Their ki's flared blue as they started to power up. They would fight right there and then in the van. They didn't care that they didn't have any room. Hell, they'd just blow up the car and everything surrounding them if they wanted to. Yes, a fight. How nice…
"BOYS! NO FIGHTING IN THE CAR! IT'S A RENTAL! WE DON'T WANT YOU DESTROYING IT!" ChiChi screamed.
Trunks and Goten dropped into fighting stance. There was no getting away with it this time. Trunks would pay. Oh yes, he would pay dearly. Goten gritted his teeth and powered up more. He would have attacked, if it weren't for one person. Her name: ChiChi.
ChiChi reached into her inter-dimension of weapons. She pulled out her frying—wait, that's not a frying pan! It's an electric egg beater! She turned it on and started to laugh like a maniac. She then started to swing it everywhere, hitting Goten, Trunks, Goku, Gohan, and Vegeta. Funny how she hit all the men…
"Woman! What was that for?"
ChiChi threw her eggbeater back into the inter-dimension of weapons, and smiled innocently.
"Ow…Chi, that hurt."
ChiChi looked at Goku. "I'm sorry honey. I was really aiming for the boys."
"Aw Chi. They're only little kids. Look at them."
Trunks and Goten looked at ChiChi with puppy faces. Those eyes! So big and bright full of hope and dreams…
Wait, what am I saying? This is Goten and Trunks we're talking about here! Those little devils. Always getting into trouble.
ChiChi looked at the boys. It almost melted her heart to see them two like that. Well, almost did.
"Okay Goten, you're off the hook. But Trunks, you're in trouble mister! I'll leave it up to Vegeta for your punishment."
Trunks gulped. Why did the eyes always work for Goten and not him? And Vegeta! He's a whole other story! The punishment would not be good. He looked at Vegeta, who gave Trunks an evil smile. He was going to have fun with this.
Trunks slumped back in his seat and was quiet. Everything went smoothly until they stopped for lunch.
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I ran out of ideas! Ah! Anyway, I stopped it at lunch. I think I can come up with some disastrous situations for the lunch break. We'll probably finish up the drive up in the next chapter too. Anyway, review! I hope this chapter was better than the last. ^_^
Oh, and please check out my other new fic Bounty Hunter. Thanks! ^_^
