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Everyone eagerly rushed into the building at the rest area. It consisted of a McDonalds, a sandwich shop, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and a gift store. Goku looked around happily. He had been feeling food deprived, even after eating five minutes before.
"Wow guys! Look at all the choices we have! What are we going to eat?"
Gohan rolled his eyes at his father. "I'm getting fast food. Anyone else care to join me?" Gohan reached into his pocket and took out his wallet to take out some money. Without waiting for an answer, he walked over to get in line at the McDonalds. Trunks, Goten, and Videl followed him. Bulma, ChiChi, and Vegeta went to get sandwiches. Goku was still trying to decide.
"What to get." He said to himself. "McDonalds, sandwiches, or ice cream?" He tapped his head. "Well, McDonalds is really dirty, and their food will most likely kill me. Chi wouldn't like it if I ate ice cream for lunch, and the sandwiches wouldn't satisfy my hunger." He looked down. After a few seconds, his face brightened up again. "I know! I'll get them all!" He started in the Ben & Jerry's line.
Meanwhile, Gohan, Videl, Goten, and Trunks had already gotten their food from McDonalds. At the counter where the ketchup was, Trunks "accidentally" stuck his foot out in Videl's way. Videl tripped over his foot, sending her food flying. With his super fast reflexes, Gohan caught Videl and all the food with no effort. (Think of Spiderman) Startled, Videl looked up at Gohan, who blushed.
"Wow, thanks Gohan."
"Y…you're welcome Videl." Gohan stammered. Goten walked over to them, and started to sing.
"Gohan and Videl sitting in a tree…"
"F-U-C-K-I-N-G"
Gohan dropped Videl and all the food. He looked astonished. He then marched up to Trunks, and stood down to the young chibi's level.
"Where did YOU learn THAT word?"
Trunks smirked and crossed his arms. "Dad says it all the time."
Gohan looked at Trunks annoyingly. That Vegeta, always a bad influence on Trunks! Gohan clenched his fists. He certainly did not want to start a scene with the young prince. He was boiling mad. Luckily, Gohan controlled his anger.
"Trunks, you and Goten go sit down. Now. I don't want you bothering me for the rest of the car trip."
"But Gohan…"
"NOW!" Gohan barked. Trunks crossed his arms like Vegeta would, and called for Goten to go sit down.
"Gohan…a little help here." Videl sat on the ground cross-legged, with her arm crossed.
"Ah Videl! I'm so sorry!" Gohan said quickly, rushing to her side. He had forgotten all about her. He helped her up quickly, and they headed to a table.
Now everyone was eating lunch. Goku had gotten all his food from every restaurant like he intended. Vegeta got about fifty sandwiches. All the Saya-Jins scoffed down all their food, except our little purple haired devil. He looked around evilly, as he took a spoon and placed a French fry in it. He then flicked it at Gohan, who turned around and glared at him. Trunks looked at him innocently. Gohan turned back around and continued to talk to Videl. Trunks laughed to himself, and flicked another fry at Gohan. This time, Gohan spun around and caught the fry. He looked at Trunks menacingly. A worried look came over Trunks's face. It was soon replaced with a face of delight. He beckoned Gohan to throw it back.
Gohan did just that. The fry hit Trunks right in the forehead. He then took a piece of his burger, and threw it in Gohan direction. Gohan blocked it, sending it flying into Vegeta's head. Vegeta turned around, and glared at Gohan. Gohan looked innocently at Vegeta, and pointed to Trunks. Vegeta grabbed a piece of his sandwich, and threw it at Trunks. It ended up hitting Goten, who glared at Vegeta. Goten took around ten fries and threw them at Vegeta. Smirking, Vegeta ducked, making the fries hit Bulma. Bulma glared at Vegeta, taking her drink and pouring it all over him. Goten threw a piece of his chicken nugget aimlessly, hitting Goku in the head. Goku looked around, oblivious to what was going on. He then went back to eating his ice cream. Another fry hit Gohan. He threw it without aiming, and hit ChiChi. Upset, ChiChi grabbed the ice cream Goku was about to eat, and threw it at Gohan. Gohan ducked, making it hit Videl smack dab in the face. Videl screamed and wiped some of the ice cream of her face. She attacked Gohan, getting ice cream all over him. Now, there was a full blown food fight between Saya-Jins, Half Saya-Jins, and Humans.
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Dende laughed at the scene. He hiccuped as he sipped more of his strawberry daiquiri. Food fights were the best. He clapped his hand like a child as the scene played out. He sipped more of his strawberry daiquiri.
"Um…Dende." Mr. Popo said, walking up to the young god. "I think you've had enough drinks for today."
"Nonsense! I'm just (hiccup) getting started!"
Mr. Popo sighed. Time for plan B. "Do you want me to get Piccolo?"
Fear took over Dende's face. "What? Piccolo? No, no. Off course not!" Dende attempted to stand up. He ended up falling flat on his face. "That hurt…"
Mr. Popo sighed again. Off to find Piccolo…
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As the food fight continued, Trunks and Goten dominated the fight. It was them against Goku and ChiChi, Gohan and Videl, Bulma, and Vegeta. Everyone except Vegeta were ducking under tables to avoid flying food. Vegeta just blasted any food that cam flying towards him, leaving anyone there shocked.
Trunks laughed evilly. Food fights were fun. One time he started one at school and… A thought hit Trunks. What if he got in trouble? He got suspended from school for the food fight. He didn't want tog et kicked out. Oh well. If it happens, he'll worry about it when the time comes. He grabbed an ice cream cone and threw it towards Goku. It hit Goku in the face. He grabbed a piece of something the resembled a turkey sandwich and threw it at Gohan. He ducked, making the sandwich hit Videl in the face. Videl fell backwards. She picked up the sandwich and shoved it into Goten's face.
Vegeta continued to blast the flying food that came near him. He had grown bored of throwing food. Humans and their childish games. Someone should put a stop to it. Besides, he wanted to get this stupid vacation over with as soon as possible so he could go back and train. Vegeta stood up, and powered up a ki blast. He directed it at the ceiling, creating a hole. Everyone stopped their food fight and looked up. The Sons, Briefs, and Videl all bolted out the door and into the car before they could get into any trouble.
ChiChi decided to drive this time, so Bulma could get some rest.
That didn't happen.
"Mom, are we there yet?"
"No Trunks."
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
ChiChi looked up in the rearview mirror. "Looks like you could use some help." She took one hand off the steering wheel and reached into her inter-dimension of weapons and pulled out a frying pan AND eggbeater. She handed them to Bulma. Bulma looked ChiChi gratefully, and then narrowed her eyes at Trunks. She hit him upside the head with the pan, and then tangled his hair in the egg beater.
"HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT YOU EVIL DOER!" Bulma screamed.
Goku was sitting next to her. "Calm down Bulma…gosh, you women are so mean sometimes."
Bulma glared at Goku. "What did you say?"
"I…don't…know…"
Bulma hit Goku with the frying pan. Satisfied, she handed the weapons back to ChiChi. Goku was in too much pain to speak.
About an hour later, they gang came up to the border. They had to pull up into a booth, where a security guard was.
"Hello, state your name and residence."
"I'm Son ChiChi, and I live in Massachusetts."
"Picture ID please?"
"Sure!" ChiChi took out her license and handed it to the security guard.
"Okay. I need to see the IDS of anyone over 18 in your card.
Vegeta crossed his arms. "Why do we have to do this? It's not like we're terrorists and we have a bomb!"
"What did you say?" The security guard raised an eyebrow at Vegeta.
"I SAID IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE THOSE PATHETIC WEAK TERRORIST! IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE A BOMB!"
The security guard reached for his walkie-talkie. "We have a situation here. I just received a bomb threat."
"WHAT!? THAT WASN'T A BOMB THREAT!"
"You said bomb. You don't say bomb while crossing the border."
"WHAT!? I'LL SAY THE WORD BOMB WHENEVER I WANT TO SAY THE WORD BOMB!"
"You can't say bomb."
"bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb!"
"Sir…"
"Woman! Step on the gas!"
"WHAT!?" ChiChi exclaimed. "We're going to get arrested! Thanks a lot Vegeta!"
"I said press the gas."
ChiChi pressed the accelerator as hard as she could, and left the security guard clueless.
"Baka security guard" Vegeta murmured.
"How much longer do we have to go?"
"SHUT UP TRUNKS!"
"Are we there yet?"
"NO"
"I'm hungry…"
"WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!"
"Goten hunny…make sure that Gohan doesn't do anything stupid back there with Videl okay?"
"CHICHI!"
"Gohan and Videl, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
"GOTEN!"
"Sorry Gohan."
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"Strawberry daiquiris…very…yummy…"
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All right…that was a strange ending. You know I don't put who's talking on purpose, right? Maybe you guys can figure them out…anyway, the actual trip WILL begin in the next chapter! Yay!
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