Have no fear! Chapter eight is here!

All right…that was dumb, but whatever! Some of you guys have me figured out…or do you? That is the question! Okay, that didn't make sense. I have nothing much to say, except that I apologize to Schizophrenic for screwing up some stuff in the last chapter. She knows what I'm talking about! So, sorry again, even though I've apologized a few times to you already. ^_^

So, read on, and remember to review!

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Chapter 08: Fakes and Drunken children

   Vegeta stormed over to the security guards. He gabbed Gotenks by the shoulder and spun him around.

   "How many times do we have to tell you not to fuse when we're on vacation!" Vegeta screamed. He looked down at the boy. There was something strikingly odd about this Gotenks…

   "Kakarott! Get over here!"

   Goku walked over and scratched his head. "What is it Vegeta?"

   "Look at who we have here! Now, what are we going to do about it?"

   "I don't know Vegeta. I mean, we told them not to fuse but…"

   Vegeta shook his head. Not again. Not now. How he hated how soft and naïve Goku was at times. "No, we are NOT letting them off the hook this time! We are going to punish them!"

   "But Vegeta look at him! He looks scared stiff!"

   And so he was. Gotenks was standing there, literally shaking in his boots.

   Vegeta looked at Gotenks. "Wait, this isn't Gotenks."

   "It isn't? Gosh Vegeta, it sure looks like him!" Goku said knowingly. Boy, did he feel smart today.

   "Hello! Is anyone in there?" Vegeta slapped Goku upside the head. "Gotenks is never scared of me! Gotenks isn't scared of anyone! As far as we know, he has the biggest ego of us all."

   "Bigger than you?"

   Vegeta cringed. Goku was mocking him! "Yes…" He paused. "Bigger than me." He hated it when Goku was right. "And look! His eyes look like the eyes of a weakling!"

   "Aw, don't be so harsh on the poor kid. We'll just have to find the real Gotenks!" Goku walked up to the boy. "Did two kids come by here?" The kid nodded. "Did they put you up to this?" He nodded again nervously. "Where did they go?" The boy pointed outside. "Okay! Thank you!" Goku and Vegeta then went outside and looked around.

   "Well Kakarott!" Vegeta said after searching for about five minutes. "They're not here!"

   "So? I'll seek them out, and I'll use my instant transmission technique to find them!" Goku narrowed his eyes and concentrated on finding the two devils in disguise. After a minutes he smiled, and put his index finger and his middle finger up to his forehead. With his other hand, he grabbed Vegeta's shoulder, and off they went…

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   Dende slurped on his Strawberry Daiquiri. He sat sprawled out on his lounge chair, and relaxed while Trunks and Goten sparred on the lookout. Man, being god was easy…

   Dende was about to drift into a nice nap when something started tugging at his antennae. "Ouch! That hurt! How many times do I have to tell you not to touch the antennas? They are VERY sensitive!"

   "I'm sorry!" Goten said. "Me and Trunks are thirsty. Can we have a drink?"

   "A drink?" Dende smiled slyly. "Of course. Here," He took out two cups and poured red liquid into them. "Have this. It's very good!"

   Trunks and Goten both took their cups and took a small sip of their drinks. At once they both smiled, and drank the whole thing in one sip. They then held their cups out for more. Dende laughed to himself and poured some more for them to drinks.

   "Strawberry Daiquiris may be good," Dende thought, "But they also can make two little super Saya-Jins very, very drunk…Oh Dende, you crack yourself up sometimes…"

   Soon, Trunks and Goten were laughing at simple things like slapping hands, and doing forward rolls. Dende was also laughing too. Boy, was this fun.

   Trunks stood up. He leaped up in the air to fly, but fell flat on his face. He laughed and got back up, and tried to fly again. He fell flat on his face. Laughing even harder, Trunks put more energy into trying to fly. He fell even harder, leaving a crater in the middle of Kami's Lookout.

   Goten laughed hard at Trunks. "Trunks…is…*hiccup* funny! Do that…again…*hiccup*…Trunks!"

   So, Trunks got up and started to try to fly again, falling on the ground each time, leaving a bigger and bigger crater.

        Goku and Vegeta appeared on the scene at Kami's Lookout. There was the little green guardian himself, and they two demi Saya-Jins. Goku looked at Dende. Vegeta was outraged.

   "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SON?"

   "N…nothing, Mr. Vegeta sir!"

   "I should have killed you when I had the chance!"

   "They're…they're…"

   "Vegeta, don't be so hard on Dende. I'm sure he didn't do anything!" Goku said nicely.

   Dende smiled gratefully at Goku. "Of course I didn't do anything!"

   Vegeta walked over to Trunks, who was now throwing a can up in the air and catching it. As Trunks threw it up, Vegeta caught it.

   "What is this boy?"

   "N…nothing…heh heh…dad…"

   "Purple paint spray!"

   Trunks shook his head vigorously, making him spin around and fall. "No…"

   "Did you pain that brat's hair that's down in the hotel?"

   "No!"

   Goten stumbled over next to Trunks. "We…ha! This is kind of funny Mr. Vegeta. We spray painted the kid's hair! Ha! We really tricked that security guard!"

   "Why you little…"

   "Wait Vegeta!" Goku said, "Count to ten! Count to ten!"

   "One…two…three…" Vegeta's blood pressure started to rise. "Four…five…six…" He started to calm down…wait! No, it's rising again. "Seven…eight…nine…" He clenched his fists and his teeth.

   "Don't do it Vegeta…"

   "TEN! WHY YOU LITTLE!" Vegeta grabbed for Trunks's neck, and started to strangle him. Goku quickly grabbed Goten, and ran over to Vegeta and Trunks. Placing his hand on Vegeta's shoulder, he quickly used the IT technique to quickly get back to Toronto.

   Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, and Gohan all appeared in the hotel room. Goku placed Goten on a bed, and Vegeta was strangling Trunks. When he noticed that everyone was watching him, Vegeta took one hand off Trunks' neck, and slung the other one around his shoulder.

   "Trunks, have I told you how proud of you I am lately?"

   Everyone sweat dropped. Vegeta needed counseling…

   "Vegeta! What are you doing to my baby?" Bulma rushed over to Trunks and hugged him.

   "I didn't do anything woman! The boy is drunk! Damn Namek…"

   "DENDE did this?!"

   "Who else?"

   "I am going to make one trip to a certain green God one of these days, and its not going to be pretty…"

   ChiChi walked over to Bulma. "Calm down. Let the boys sleep, and when they wake up, we'll go to the underground mall!"

   "Yes! To the underground mall!"

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^_^ Did you like that? See…it wasn't Gotenks! They spray painted some kid's hair, and somehow got a look a like! And you all thought that was really Gotenks…

Oh, and on my vacation, no one got drunk. This fic is starting to move farther and farther away from anything real, which I was kind of hoping that would happen.

Well, next time, we have adventures in the underground mall! Please come back, and have a safe journey home to your planets. Good-bye.