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WHOO HOO! This is so incredible. I was doing this just to do it, and it's actually popular! Thank you everyone! *hands out cyber cookies and drinks* TO THE FIC! YAY!
The reason for not updating in a while is in my profile (where you can find my other fics…*cough* READ THEM *cough*)
I would like to clear something up. In the last chapter, when I was talking about Nickleback and Sum 41, I did not say that they were punk rock. This is what happened: At MTV New Years Eve party last year or whatever, Sum 41 sang a punk cover on Nickleback's "How You Remind Me". I never said that Nickleback and Sum 41 are punk, because they're not. Okay? I hope you guys understand now. I apologize for any misunderstandings.
Anywhoo…on to the chapter!
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Chapter 8: Ki, Gods in trouble, and Hot Pursuits on the streets
"When are we going?" Bulma whined. It had only been forty five minutes since the boys fell asleep, and the sun was going down. "If we don't leave soon, it will be closed!"
"Calm down! I'll get them up now if it makes you happy." ChiChi walked over to the double bed that Goten and Trunks were sleeping on. She shook them roughly, knowing that doing anything gently wouldn't work.
Trunks didn't stir, but Goten turned over onto his side, and murmured something that sounded like "Not the chocolate…"
ChiChi pouted towards Bulma. "Do we have to wake them up? They're so adorable when they sleep!"
"Yes" Bulma growled.
Goku then walked over. "I'll wake them up!" He cupped his hands around his mouth, and put it up to Goten's ear.
"GOTEN IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!"
Goten turned over again, and murmured something else. It sounded a little something like "Nice…sweet…chocolate…" He started to drool as a small smile formed across his face. ChiChi and Bulma tried to stifle their laughs. They stopped as soon as they heard a grunt from the back of the room.
"Baka humans…" Vegeta said, moving towards the front. "Oh…and Saya-Jin." He said, pointing at Goku. He then paused for a moment. "I'll wake them up."
Vegeta walked up to the bed, and put both of his hands out, aiming each palm towards each little chibi. A small amount of energy formed in each hand. Vegeta released them, hitting the boys head on. Soon, they were both yelping in the air as they held onto their smoking rear-ends. They both fell back onto the bed when they hit their heads on the ceiling.
"Vegeta! What did I say about using ki energy?"
"What did you say? Seems like I missed it."
"NEVER USE IT IN THE HOTEL ROOM!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes. Enough already…
A small whisper was suddenly heard in the room. "Vegeta must never use ki blasts while on vacation. Vegeta must never use ki blasts while on vacation…"
Everyone turned around to see Goku whispering in Vegeta's ear. Everyone looked at Goku with unbelievable faces. Goku the stood up to his regular height and put his hand behind his head. "Heh heh…sorry guys. Now, are we going to the mall or what?"
"The mall the mall the mall the mall the mall the mall the mall the mall…" Bulma started singing random notes. ChiChi shook her head.
"Poor woman…she needs a vacation from her insane family." She paused for a moment, and chuckled. "Oh yeah…we are on vacation…the poor woman…"
"The mall the mall the mall the mall…"
Goten and Trunks slowly slid off the bed. Sneaking over to their suitcases, Trunks grabbed a skateboard, and Goten grabbed a pair of inline skates. Soon, they disappeared into the hallway.
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"So Trunks, what do you want to do?"
"I don't know. I guess we could always check out that mall."
"Okay, I guess so."
Trunks and Goten then started to speed through the hallway and out the revolving doors of the Hilton Hotel onto the streets of Toronto. They turned right and started skating down the street.
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"No! Not the Daiquiris! Not the Daiquiris! Anything but them!" Dende screamed, struggling to get out of Piccolo's grasp. Piccolo was holding Dende upside down by one short leg. Dende squirmed around, trying to free himself. It was not use though; Piccolo had too strong a grip.
"Dende, you are supposed to watch Earth, not try to make their lives miserable."
"The blood! The blood is rushing to my head! I can't breathe…I CAN'T BREATHE! Help me, HELP ME!"
Dende held onto his head, and pulled at his antennas.
"Promise not to try to ruin Gohan's life?" Piccolo said sternly.
"I promise, I promise!"
"Or Goten, Trunks, Goku, Vegeta…"
"Yes, yes! Now put me down GENTLY!"
"Okay Dende." Piccolo smirked, and promptly let go of the young guardian's leg, making him crash to the ground. Dende yelped in pain. Sitting up, he rubbed a rather large bump on his head.
"PICCOLO! THAT WASN'T FUNNY!"
Piccolo moved towards the edge of Kami's Lookout. "You deserved it. I'll make it a lot worst next time." Without saying anything else, he jumped off and flew towards Earth. Dende ran to the edge and watched him fly off.
"You stupid Namek! I'll remember this! You seem to forget that I AM GOD! HAHAHAHA! Watch out my little…er…tall green friend, for you will get a visit from me when you least expect it!" Laughing his head off, Dende made his way back over to his lawn chair, and took out a Piña Colada he had been hiding. There, he laid himself out to catch a few rays.
"Heh Heh…the world will be mine…"
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Goten and Trunks raced through the streets of Toronto. Doing ollies and grinds off every possible ledge, they managed to knock over five people, run over a few birds, 2 squirrels, and some other various small animals that are too decapitated to tell what the hell they are.
Crossing the street without looking, a car came to a halting stop right before it hit Trunks. Angrily looking at the boy, the driver gave Trunks "The finger". Trunks smirked, and kick flipped over the car's hood. Goten then came up, and landed right on the car, scratching up the paint. Angrily, the driver picked up his cell phone and quickly called the police to report two boys that were "terrorizing" the city.
Soon Goten and Trunks heard sirens following them. Looking back, Trunks almost crashed into a pole.
"Goten…. they're after us!" Trunk yelled out.
"Wha…what!?" Goten looked back at Trunks, and HIT the pole. "Ow…" Trunks came up behind Goten and hit him on the head.
"You idiot! The cops are after us! We have to lose them! Start skating!" With that, Trunks hopped onto his skateboard, and started down the sidewalk.
"Wait for me! Ow…. my face…" Goten followed after Trunks, cringing at the stinging sensation he felt in his face. Sure enough, there was a red mark showing where the pole had hit his face.
The cops were drawing closer. Soon, they were right on the boys' tails (so to speak…). Trunks made a sudden turn to the right, and did a crooked grind down a pole. Goten jumped the steps underneath him all together, and they made their way into the underground mall.
"This is car 456 reporting. We will need backup. I repeat, we will need backup. They have entered the underground mall." A policeman said into his radio. After, he ran down the stairs and followed the boys.
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Chichi paced the room nervously. Since the boys had disappeared, she had been worried about the damage they could cause in the city.
"Where could they be?" She cried out. "Why would they just leave without us knowing!"
Vegeta cringed. He hated Chichi with all his heart. Her voice annoyed him, her actions annoyed him, and everything else about her annoyed him. Curse that Kakarott for marrying her—she wasn't even good looking, not like HIS woman! ( *cough* to speak form Vegeta's p.o.v.)
Vegeta finally lost it. "WILL YOU SHUT UP YOU ACCURSED WOMAN!" Everyone suddenly went into a deadly silence. Vegeta smirked. Finally, some respect. "Those damn boys probably got so annoyed at the insanity going on in here that they headed to that damn mall themselves. They did bring skateboards and inline skates you know."
"WHAT!" Chichi screamed. "GOTEN WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BRING HIS INLINES!"
"AND TRUNKS WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BRING HIS SKATEBOARD!" Bulma crossed her arms. "Did you know about this?"
No answer. Bulma tapped her foot impatiently. "I SAID DID YOU—"
"I HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME WOMAN! I KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN IF HE BRINGS HIS SKATEBOARD? HE CAN GO SKATEBOARDING ALL HE WANTS!"
They heard a banging on the wall next to them. A high-pitched shout came through it.
"WILL YOU PEOPLE IN THERE SHUT THE HELL UP?"
Bulma stared at Vegeta. "Vegeta! We're bothering the other people!"
"I don't want to hear it." Vegeta turned to walk out the door. "We all know that they somehow got themselves into trouble, we might as well find them before the cops do."
"Wow…Vegeta's being sensible. That's something new." Chichi said sarcastically.
"Just shut up woman. I don't want to hear it from you either."
And out of the hotel they went, with the sounds of the sirens in the distance…
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HA HA! This took me FOREVER to write, cause I hit total writers block! So, the actual mall will come in the next chapter. Hopefully, it won't take another month for me to update this fic. Until next time though, review! ^_^
Oh, and the whole thing with Dende and Piccolo could possibly become a side story…
It will be called "Dende's Revenge" Oh, how original is THAT! LOL
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