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Hey all! Welcome back! Hope you're enjoying this fic, cause we're not stopping nowhere fast!
Anyway…this is a major G/V chapter! I mean, what would a good humor fic be without some G/V romance? So, enjoy!

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Chapter 11: Romance in the air…now GET OUT!


Gohan and Videl laid back on the king sized bed. Gohan flipped through the channels, desperately trying to find something to watch.
"Order a movie."
"What?" Gohan looked over at Videl.
"Order a movie. I saw they has Spiderman earlier. Let's watch it."
"Okay"
Gohan flipped to the menu, and hit the remote control to get the movies. Here, there were five options:
1. Children's movies
2. Old Movies
3. Recently On Video
4. In the theaters
5. Adult viewing
Gohan hit a button on the remote control, and various pictures came up. The movies included titles as "The Hot Chick" (no, not the rob shnieder version), "Three Women to Tango" and "Erotica".
"Gohan! What the hell is this?" Videl screamed.
Gohan turned bright red. "Sorry…must have hit the wrong button." He clicked another button. The screen read: Please wait a moment as we process the billing for the movie "Erotica" to your room.
"NO! I didn't want to do that!" Gohan screamed at the TV. Quickly turning it off, he turned it back on again to get back to the menu screen. Clicking the right buttons, Videl and Gohan were soon watching the wonderful movie "Spiderman".

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Dende giggled with delight at what happened to Gohan. Sipping his last remaining Pina Colada, he picked up his book to continue reading. The book was called "Ten Steps To Becoming An Evil God by Unknown Author"
1. Become a short, blue creature
2. Develop an evil laugh. The laugh being excessively annoying is a must!
3. Get four evil henchmen. Make sure that their names are all the names of spices. You must call your henchmen the "Spice Boys".
4. Find the Dragonballs and wish for immortality-that way Gohan can't kill you.
5. Release evil demons onto the earth.
6. Kill Gohan so he can't kill you
7. Kill Kami (after using the dragonballs, of course) so you won't have any competition trying to get the role of God.
8. If killing is not an option, torture Gohan, and anyone affiliated with him just for the hell of it.
9. Actually, release any enemies killed by Goku/Gohan from HFIL and have them torture Gohan.
10. Important: NEVER create a dead zone. It will most definitely back fire on you, causing you to live in darkness forever.
And remember, always have fun doing this!

Dende laughed. Oh, what a wonderful book he has stumbled upon. His laugh had even become more annoying! Oh yes, the earth was definitely going to be his…

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Gohan and Videl watched Spiderman peacefully. Gohan had his arm wrapped around Videl in a innocent way, and Videl rested on Gohan's shoulder. They were watching the infamous scene where Mary Jane kissed Spiderman while he was upside down. Videl looked up at Gohan.
"Isn't it romantic Gohan?"
Gohan eyed Videl suspiciously. "Romantic? Since when were you into romance?"
Videl looked away from Gohan. "I don't know. Ya know, we're watching Spiderman….alone…in a hotel room…" She looked back, only to find Gohan gone. "Gohan…where did you go?"
"Hi there."
Videl Spun her head around only to find a man in a bandanna and sunglasses hanging upside down.
"Gohan, what are you doing?"
"My name isn't Gohan."
"uh huh. This is lame Gohan. Lame, but cute."
"But I'm Saiyaman."
"Oh you are? Well, we'll just have to see who you really are" She smirked and moved forward to take the sunglasses off "Saiyaman".
"If you find out my true identity, I'll have to kill you."
"Oh? We'll have to see about that." Videl moved closer to Saiyaman so that she was sitting on the edge of the bed. She then leaned in closer so that she was almost touching noses with Saiyaman. Slowly, she took off the sunglasses.
"Hi Gohan."
"Looks like I'll have to kill you Videl."
"We'll see." She whispered. She then closed her eyes, catching Gohan's lips in a gentle kiss. She cradled Gohan's face in her hand as she deepened the kiss. Gohan turned so that he was upright, and pushed forward so that Videl would move backwards. Soon, they were both on the bed, and Videl was slowly unbuttoning Gohan's shirt…

They heard a giggle come from underneath the bed.
"Told ya they'd be kissing!" One voice said.
"Why do they do that?" Another one said.
"I don't know! It's a teenager thing!"
"But I don't understand…why would Gohan and Videl want to kiss each other? It's gross!"
"Shut up."
"But Trunks!"
"Hush! I told you not to say my name!"
"Sorry…"

Gohan pulled away from Videl and growled softly. Jumping off the bed and onto the floor, he lifted up the bed sheets to find two demi Saya-Jins who were about to be in some deep shit if they didn't high tail it out of there.
"Hi boys." Gohan said in a dark voice.
"H-Hi Gohan." Trunks said nervously. "N-Nice day, isn't it."
"Out from under the bed."
"Yes sir." Both Trunks and Goten came out from under the bed. They stood up and looked at him nervously.
"Now boys. Didn't I tell you to stay out of here?"
"Yes sir" Both boys answered.
"And did you?"
"No sir"
"Now, you're punishment will wait until we get home. Oh, this will be fun. Maybe I'll even team up with Vegeta on this one." An evil glint entered Gohan's eye. Trunks moaned. He knew what this meant-training, with his father AND Gohan. This was not going to be good, not going to be good at all.
"Now scram before I change my mind and decide to give you your punishment here."
"Yes Gohan!" Goten and Trunks said. They promptly ran out of the room faster than humanly possible.
Gohan collapsed onto the bed and sighed. He hated those boys. He hated them with a passion. They ruined it for him every time. Every single frikin time he got to be alone with Videl, they would show up.
Videl laughed. Gohan turned around and glared at her. "What's so funny?"
"You."
"Me?"
"You're so harsh on them. They're only kids. They'll learn soon enough."
"Yeah, like never."
Videl laughed again. "It's so cute though."
Gohan turned around so he was facing her. "Cute? You think it's cute? They're demons!"
"Okay! You're right! I stand corrected!"
"Good." Videl has a huge grin spread across her face.
There was an uneasy silence. Gohan just stared at Videl.
"Gohan," Videl finally said, "Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You should wear your hair down more often. You look beautiful with it down."
"You're scaring me…"
"But you are beautiful…" Gohan moved closer to Videl. He moved a strand of her hair, and kissed her. He ran his fingers through her black hair as they both laid down on the bed.
Then the door opened.
Gohan quickly moved away from Videl and rolled off the bed. ChiChi and Bulma walked in with several shopping bags. They stopped when they saw Gohan. Bulma examined Gohan. He was wearing his usual outfit, except that his shirt was unbuttoned halfway down, showing off his nicely toned muscles.
"ChiChi, looks like these two were busy in here." Bulma giggled.
"Oh! Am I getting grandchildren?" ChiChi chirped. She watched both Videl and Gohan turned several different shades of red.
"I think we should leave them alone ChiChi."
"I think so too." Both girls giggled, and quickly hurried out of the room.
"Will these people stop bothering me?" Gohan yelled loudly. He was ready to pull out his hair.
"Gohan calm down! Come here, I'll give you a massage."
Gohan raised an eyebrow. "Since when did you know how to do that?"
"Being around Eraisa does teach you things."
"Oh."
"Now come."
Gohan sat down on the edge of the bed. Videl sat behind him on her knees, and started to lightly rub the back of his neck. Gohan smiled as she did this. He moaned softly as the tingling sensation went through his body. It felt good to him…really good…
"Am I hurting you?" Videl said softly.
"No." Gohan looked over his shoulder at Videl. He reached up and cradled her cheek in his hand. He was about the kiss her…just a little further…
"And that's how you do the Instant Transmission!" Goku said, Vegeta popping up with him out of nowhere.
"Wow! That was easy!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"And it's a great way to travel!"
"DAD!" Gohan screamed.
"Oh, hey Gohan."
"GET OUT!"
"But why Gohan?"
Vegeta looked at Gohan and smirked. "Kakarott, your son is busy."
Goku scratched his head. "What? He doesn't look busy…"
"You're stupidity amazes me sometimes. Come on, let's go spar."
Goku grinned. "All right!"
Goku and Vegeta both prepared to use the instant transmission to leave. They were stopped when the door flew opened.
"Boys!" Bulma said excitedly, "We're going to the CN Tower!"

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End of chapter! Hope you liked it! Now, I need some help. Can someone tell me how tall the CN Tower is? I'd REALLY appreciate it! Oh man….i can't wait to get started
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