A TALE OF TWO PROFESSORS
CHAPTER 11/9
FLAME
Flame: I know, don't bitch at me. I have been busy, sad, depressed, bored, full of writer's block, and everything else. And the friend from chapter 10, well, I'm over it, and now I'm trying to figure out how to get my exboyfriend back. My friends Anthony and Renee think I shouldn't, but hey, it's my life right? Well, enough blabber, and on with the fic.
Disclaimer: I will not say it after this chapter. I own Kassie, Ryoko is, of course, owned by Ryoko the Vampire Hunter, and Kita is owned by Renee.
So, in Kassie's words of the past months, "This is heaven and I'm a devil!"
But, before we end up listening to a bunch of people put her straight, Flame will tell you of what has happened.
Well, Ryoko looks like she swallowed a beach ball, and she has serious mood swings, and the scary part is, she was nice to Kassie when she wrecked her library.
Kita has decided to be the nanny for the baby, and she has decorated the nursery just as Ryoko and Snape had ordered it.
Kassie was bored out of her mind, and that was hell. If she was bored, it is best to give her something to do, or she blows something up. Hence the wrecking the library.
And to put it lightly, Severus was frantic. But if we have everything in here, you'll be reading until YOU have children.
So, back to the fic.
"Kassie, can it and get me a damn pillow." Ryoko snapped. A mood swing just hit her, for the worst.
Kassie saluted her. "Aye, aye, Cap'n Grumpy!" And away she marched.
Kita barreled into the room. "Nursery done, now for the crib…"
As she dashed past, Snape grabbed her waist and tossed her into the armchair next to him. "Sit, relax, it's Kassie's turn." He stated.
At that exact moment, something went "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!"
And everybody got up, with a slow Ryoko following.
To put it crazily, it looked like Kassie had blown up several chickens. Without the guts, beaks, feet, or other parts. Just the feathers. Apparently, she was bored again, and she had, evidently, blown up several pillows. Needless to say, no one was happy.
"KASSANDRA ELIZABETH LUPIN! WHAT IN THE NAME OF WHATEVER GOD YOU WORSHIP DID YOU DO?" Snape roared.
"Um, I worship Ra, and I think my Engorgement charm went a little wrong." Kassie replied sheepishly.
Ryoko sighed, pulled out her wand, cleaned the room, and then turned to Kassie. "If you even dare to try magic on ANY of the baby's things, you will look just like those pillows."
Kassie raised an eyebrow. "Before or after I blew them up?"
"JUST GO WORK!" both Snape and Ryoko shouted.
And Kassie worked. She worked all day, she worked all night, and she would've worked the next day if it weren't for the scream.
Kassie was cleaning the dresser with a rag when she heard it. A high pitched, sudden, loud expanse of noise, that even Kassie could not do. She dropped the rag and cleaner, propelled herself down the stairs, and landed at the bottom ungracefully in a heap.
Ryoko was on the loveseat, clutching her stomach and breathing rapidly. "Kass…" she forced out. "It's time. Get Sev…"
Needless to say, she got. She ran strait down the hall, left, and left again, right, up, around, and down to his office.
"The baby is coming! The baby is coming!" she shrieked at him. "Ryoko's in the den!" and she proceeded to run to wherever Kita was.
A few hours later, Kassie and Kita were sitting in the waiting room, waiting (a/n: DUH!) for Ryoko to deliver the baby. Kassie was pacing, and every five steps, she would make a pouty noise, turn, and go the other way. Kita was in a chair asleep, head on the arm.
"Excuse me, are either one of you Kita or Kassie?" A nurse asked.
Kassie turned abruptly. "I'm Kassie, the snoozing one is Kita. Why? You an undercover cop? Cuz I swear to Cornelius Fudge that is wasn't me who blew up the lower vaults of Gringotts."
"No, Ryoko and Severus say it's a beautiful baby girl, and you can see them if you wish." She answered. "And who is Cornelius Fudge?"
Kassie shook her head, woke up Kita, and followed the nurse to the correct room.
Kita knocked gently, opening the door a fraction more than needed to let her head through. Ryoko was in a bed, looking worn out, while Snape sat next to her, holding a bundle of blankets.
"Oh, Kita, come on in. Where's Kassie?" Ryoko asked quietly.
Kassie's head joined Kita's in the door. "Right here. Can I see baby?"
Snape nodded, and Kassie dashed, but quietly, over to see. And, she "Awed" at her.
She had black fuzz plastered to her head, and she looked just like Ryoko in the face, but softer. Her eyes gazed about at everything. It was like a mix from both parents. A real deep blood red. The red from Ryoko, the darkness from Snape. She cooed, and then lifted her arm towards Kassie.
Snape smiled. "Well, she already knows her godmother. Smart, she is. Here, hold her. Light as a feather."
Kassie took her gently, and she practically melted, she was just so freakin' adorable!
Kita looked over Kassie's shoulder at Baby. Her response was another "Aw" sound.
So for a while, they played pass the Baby, until Kassie yawned and sat down. Her eyes were without the glimmer, and she looked like she wouldn't be getting up for a while.
Ryoko was sitting up again, holding Baby. "Yah, Kassie's godmother, so is Kita. Well, if you want to take on Nannie and godmother."
Kita nodded, and sat across from Kassie. "Name?"
"Element Charli(Sharlee) Snape. Ele for short. 8 lbs, 8oz. (a/n: I couldn't think of a baby weight, so I used my own. Smallest in the hospital) And she has a good set of lungs and vocal chords. Let us know that about half an hour before you came in. So, who wants her?" Ryoko said.
Her response: 2 moans, a whimper, a few uttered threats, something in Egyptian, and a mumble from all 3.
"Fine. No candy for anybody." She stated. As soon as the words left her mouth, Kassie said: "I'll take her!" Everybody laughed.
Flame: I finally got the entrance of Element up. So now, I will take a small break, update something tomorrow, and maybe this will be done by the end of the weekend. Now let me sleep! *promptly falls asleep on the keyboard*
