"Blind Blood"

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Two teen boys drive the 'Cumberland City Limits' sign in their Jeep.

" Bro, it wasn't that bad!" Brad insisted.

"We go to Lawndale and find these two really hot and smart chicks. Daria and Jade. ."Brett started.

"Jane,"Brad corrected.

"They like the same stuff we do and are as warped as us!" Brett groaned.

"Yeah and they were all ready to ditch that dance for the diner when. ."Brad sighed.

"They suddenly went Arctic!"Brett sighed as he turned the corner.

"Exactly! Like something switched off," Brad growled as he clenched his fist.

"You think it could have been the choice of diner?" Brett asked.

"Nah, they seemed interested in that," Brad sighed.

"Wait a minute! Don't you remember? It was when we mentioned inviting Chuck. ." Brett insisted.

"You're right! That's when they ditched us. ."Brad recalled while snapping his fingers.

"You think they didn't wanna have him see them dating us?" Brett asked.

"Yep! It's like Mom always says. We're mere shadows of Cousin Chuck!" Brad groaned.

"Hey, I tried doing his growl!"Brett pleaded.

"But they preferred the real deal! You know what a babe magnet he is!" Brad groaned.

"It's like Mom always asks us. Why can't we be more like her side of the family?"Brett wailed.