Hiei's Predicament Part 2: The Birthing

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho although I wish I did. And now to the much-awaited second part of Hiei's Predicament!

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"It's coming!" Botan yelled across the room to Koenma.

"Ogre, get some doctors in here! Stat!" Koenma ordered.

Minutes later Hiei was on a hospital bed and the doctors had made an incision in his stomach. It took hours before it was all over. The object that was in Hiei's stomach was in a blanket and yet to be seen.

"Well, Mr. Jaganshi," the first doctor began, "you are now the proud father of..." he opened the blanket. There were screams. "Ahhhhhhhh!"

"Hey Hiei," Yusuke said laughing, "You're the proud father of a.WATERMELON!" Yusuke said laughing.

"Oh dear." Keiko said.

"Ogre..." Koenma said angrily, "I thought you said it was a baby."

"Well," the Ogre began, "It was big and oval like an egg."

"You dummy!" Koenma screamed, "Demons don't lay eggs! Well demons like Hiei anyway!"

Everyone turned to Hiei who still had a huge incision in his stomach. Hiei blinked. The doctors remembered and stitched him up. Then they left startled, confused, and scared.

"Whoa!" Hiei said, "I'm glad it was only a watermelon but... how and the hell did it get in there!"

Koenma ran and went to get a reference book. "Hiei..." he began, "Did you perchance eat any watermelons a while ago."

"Yeah, why? I had some at Kurama's house but so did everyone else it was a party..." Hiei said.

* Flashback*

"Here Hiei, could you give these out for me?" Kurama asked, "I'm having a party tonight."

"Sure," Hiei replied.

He gave out the invitations and then later on it was time for the party. Hiei came to the party and knocked on the door.

"It's open!" Kurama said.

Hiei sat alone as usual and went over to the table where the food was setup. Kurama only had vegetables and fruits, no meat. Hiei picked up a slice of watermelon and started eating it really fast and before Botan, who had noticed, or anyone else could tell him to slow down he was already finished.

* End of Flashback*

"I remember now!" Botan said, "Hiei ate a watermelon seed!"

"Yup," Koenma said, "Says here in this demon health book that demons aren't allowed to eat seeds 'cause unlike human demons can't digest seeds and they will take root and grow inside the demon but a very painful experience is in store for any demon who accidentally eats one."

"I'll say." Hiei said. Everyone began laughing but Kurama.

"What's wrong Kurama?" Botan asked.

"I just remembered," Kurama began, "I ate a grape today and forgot to remove the seed..."

"Uh, oh!" everyone said in unison.

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Keiko: "So this is the story to how we all found out that a demon can't eat seeds. Later on Kurama had his stomach pumped which saved him from all the pain but he didn't look so good last time I saw him."

Kurama wobbles past barely standing and then falls in front of her.

Keiko: "I guess he's still not completely well. So see all you guys later!"

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