Chapter 2 This Dream Sucks
After school Tea and heaven are walking home from school excited about going to see there favorite movie star. Tea forgets to watch where shes going and bumps into Kaiba, Tea is knock to her butt, Tea looks up and glares at kaiba" Tea says you idiot why don't watch where your going, Kaiba replys you're the one not watching where your going Meatball head, Tea Replys quit calling me that, Kaiba reply why should I MeatBall head? Both Tea and Kaiba rant back and forth for about 15 minutes, Tea storms off dragging her friend Heaven behind her. later that day, laying on her bed kissing her pillow in a fantasy state, tea then notice something staring at her, Tea looks up to see a yellow creature looking at her, yellow creature says im Luna your cat guide, Tea is frozen with fear at this creature in her room, Luna says im your guardian and guide' Tea still stares at the creature that is in her room' Tea finally manages to says what the heck are you and what do you want? Luna replys Calmly im your guardian, Tea calms down and says you're a guardian but you're an animal? Luna replys didn't I say I was your guardian cat, Tea says your not a cat you look like a pikachu!! Luna says I look like a what? Tea pulls out mirror and shows Luna, Luna growls, Luna those damn cheap animaters there such a bunch of idiots. As she said this a lightening bolt strikes outside the window' I voices off screen whispers shhhh luna you know how this animation people there a very sensitive about that stuff, Luna whispers back whatever. Luna turns back to Tea, And says you are Sailor Moon Champion of justice!! Tea says Ok? Tea Squints at Luna and says sirious me a champion I have to be dreaming? Tea says yes this must be a dream, Tea is interrupted by Luna saying this is not a dream this is reality, Tea reply sure sure do I get specail power like x-ray vision and can I leap tall buildings in a single bound that would be so cool? Luna your not super girl!! Luna says but You have powers to banish evil, Tea mutters this dream sucks why don't I have laser beam eyes so I can zap Kaiba in the butt that jerk diserves it? Luna God you are thick what did I expect from a ditz like you, Tea retorts im not a ditz, Luna reply then prove it, luna flips in the air making a brooch appear out of no where, the brooch lands in Tea's lap, Tea looks at it and says pretty brooch; Tea picks it up and looks at it; Tea looks at luna and says what do I do now? Luna replys just say moon prism power!! Tea says ok, holds the brooch and says moon prism power, Tea starts to glow and her clothes vanish and new clothes wrap themselves around tea and her finger nails glow and paint themselves and the meat balls shaped hair on her head gets a red dot on them while she transforms she spinned, the tranformation ends and Tea is standing in the middle of the room trying not to fall over dizzy' tea steadys herself and says is that transformation Supose to make me feel sick, yes for awhile you will feel sick but it will pass!! Tea replys that what they said about pms and it hasn't passed yet, Tea say but how em I gonna strike fear in the hearts of evil by puking on them oh fear the the puking Champion of justice as she hurls her dinner at you oh im so scare ice cream and doughnut puke is covering me and oh crap this dress is so cheesy maybe I kill them laughing if anyone one saw me in this ill be made fun of in school, Luna replys no one will know its you, Tea says How? Luna replys your custume remember super man hid his identity with glasses!! Tea looks releaved and says oh yeah, Luna says remember never tell anyone, tea says ok I wont, Luna says now change back before your mom or dad see's you, Tea transforms out of her custume with a flash of light, "Tea says im tired so im getting back in bed" Tea gets into bed and goes to sleep. Meanwhile at Mai's palace, Mai is snoozing on her thrown looking just as scary sleeping as she is awake face down on her evil crystal ball dool dripping from her month as she dreamed of ruling the universe and those shoes she saw on sale wouldn't they look with her evil gown, Mai wakes up from her dream by the sound of a flute, Mai walks over following the sound of the flute to see a green guy playing a flute, the green guy stops playing and bows and says "my name is Marik" Mai ignores the green guy, Mai takes the green guys flute and smashes him over the head with it knocking him out and walks back to her thrown Mai sits in her thrown and looks into her crystal ball and say "Ill just check into jedites progress" ,Mai thinks everrything is going well soon we'll have enough energy to rule the universe and those shoes will be mine, Mai start laughing evil, Mai stops laughing when she notices that green guy getting up, Mai grins and points at him igniting his butt and watches the green guy run around screaming with his butt in flames and starts to laugh evily again, Mai says "that what you get from waking me from my beauty sleep" Mai's evil laughter echoes through the chamber as she once again laughed, from a distince a figure in black watched shivering, the figure in black says "does she have to laugh like that shes creeping me" the person next him turns to him says "don't worry you'll get to laugh like that some day Wiseman" Wiseman "replys I hope so." Tea wakes up and streches. And says "that dream was weird last night" Tea Gets up not noticing lump on her bed and goes into the washroom and takes a shower. After the shower Tea gets dressed while getting dress she instinctively puts the brooch on and then grabs her lunch and heads out the door.
- To Be Continued-
Sailor moon says Tea: today I learned an important that Kaiba is a real jerk" Marek: no that not todays lesson the lesson today is that queen Mai is an ugly mean whore" Heaven: " heh that's not it either and who the hell are you? Luna: stay on topic before I claw your faces off!! Yugi: "todays lesson is oh crap forgot thanks a lot Tea" Tea: " sailor moon says heeheehee"
After school Tea and heaven are walking home from school excited about going to see there favorite movie star. Tea forgets to watch where shes going and bumps into Kaiba, Tea is knock to her butt, Tea looks up and glares at kaiba" Tea says you idiot why don't watch where your going, Kaiba replys you're the one not watching where your going Meatball head, Tea Replys quit calling me that, Kaiba reply why should I MeatBall head? Both Tea and Kaiba rant back and forth for about 15 minutes, Tea storms off dragging her friend Heaven behind her. later that day, laying on her bed kissing her pillow in a fantasy state, tea then notice something staring at her, Tea looks up to see a yellow creature looking at her, yellow creature says im Luna your cat guide, Tea is frozen with fear at this creature in her room, Luna says im your guardian and guide' Tea still stares at the creature that is in her room' Tea finally manages to says what the heck are you and what do you want? Luna replys Calmly im your guardian, Tea calms down and says you're a guardian but you're an animal? Luna replys didn't I say I was your guardian cat, Tea says your not a cat you look like a pikachu!! Luna says I look like a what? Tea pulls out mirror and shows Luna, Luna growls, Luna those damn cheap animaters there such a bunch of idiots. As she said this a lightening bolt strikes outside the window' I voices off screen whispers shhhh luna you know how this animation people there a very sensitive about that stuff, Luna whispers back whatever. Luna turns back to Tea, And says you are Sailor Moon Champion of justice!! Tea says Ok? Tea Squints at Luna and says sirious me a champion I have to be dreaming? Tea says yes this must be a dream, Tea is interrupted by Luna saying this is not a dream this is reality, Tea reply sure sure do I get specail power like x-ray vision and can I leap tall buildings in a single bound that would be so cool? Luna your not super girl!! Luna says but You have powers to banish evil, Tea mutters this dream sucks why don't I have laser beam eyes so I can zap Kaiba in the butt that jerk diserves it? Luna God you are thick what did I expect from a ditz like you, Tea retorts im not a ditz, Luna reply then prove it, luna flips in the air making a brooch appear out of no where, the brooch lands in Tea's lap, Tea looks at it and says pretty brooch; Tea picks it up and looks at it; Tea looks at luna and says what do I do now? Luna replys just say moon prism power!! Tea says ok, holds the brooch and says moon prism power, Tea starts to glow and her clothes vanish and new clothes wrap themselves around tea and her finger nails glow and paint themselves and the meat balls shaped hair on her head gets a red dot on them while she transforms she spinned, the tranformation ends and Tea is standing in the middle of the room trying not to fall over dizzy' tea steadys herself and says is that transformation Supose to make me feel sick, yes for awhile you will feel sick but it will pass!! Tea replys that what they said about pms and it hasn't passed yet, Tea say but how em I gonna strike fear in the hearts of evil by puking on them oh fear the the puking Champion of justice as she hurls her dinner at you oh im so scare ice cream and doughnut puke is covering me and oh crap this dress is so cheesy maybe I kill them laughing if anyone one saw me in this ill be made fun of in school, Luna replys no one will know its you, Tea says How? Luna replys your custume remember super man hid his identity with glasses!! Tea looks releaved and says oh yeah, Luna says remember never tell anyone, tea says ok I wont, Luna says now change back before your mom or dad see's you, Tea transforms out of her custume with a flash of light, "Tea says im tired so im getting back in bed" Tea gets into bed and goes to sleep. Meanwhile at Mai's palace, Mai is snoozing on her thrown looking just as scary sleeping as she is awake face down on her evil crystal ball dool dripping from her month as she dreamed of ruling the universe and those shoes she saw on sale wouldn't they look with her evil gown, Mai wakes up from her dream by the sound of a flute, Mai walks over following the sound of the flute to see a green guy playing a flute, the green guy stops playing and bows and says "my name is Marik" Mai ignores the green guy, Mai takes the green guys flute and smashes him over the head with it knocking him out and walks back to her thrown Mai sits in her thrown and looks into her crystal ball and say "Ill just check into jedites progress" ,Mai thinks everrything is going well soon we'll have enough energy to rule the universe and those shoes will be mine, Mai start laughing evil, Mai stops laughing when she notices that green guy getting up, Mai grins and points at him igniting his butt and watches the green guy run around screaming with his butt in flames and starts to laugh evily again, Mai says "that what you get from waking me from my beauty sleep" Mai's evil laughter echoes through the chamber as she once again laughed, from a distince a figure in black watched shivering, the figure in black says "does she have to laugh like that shes creeping me" the person next him turns to him says "don't worry you'll get to laugh like that some day Wiseman" Wiseman "replys I hope so." Tea wakes up and streches. And says "that dream was weird last night" Tea Gets up not noticing lump on her bed and goes into the washroom and takes a shower. After the shower Tea gets dressed while getting dress she instinctively puts the brooch on and then grabs her lunch and heads out the door.
- To Be Continued-
Sailor moon says Tea: today I learned an important that Kaiba is a real jerk" Marek: no that not todays lesson the lesson today is that queen Mai is an ugly mean whore" Heaven: " heh that's not it either and who the hell are you? Luna: stay on topic before I claw your faces off!! Yugi: "todays lesson is oh crap forgot thanks a lot Tea" Tea: " sailor moon says heeheehee"
