Gordo the Emo Kid Part Deux

[A/N- Yes, I know it's been almost a month, but I have an excellent excuse; I am very lazy. Extremely lazy. Don't be surprised if it takes another month for the next chapter. This chapter won't even be good. Or long. This chapter shall reveal Lizzie as the heartless witch that we all know she is. It shall be very short and will only further the plot. Sucks to be you! And yes, the answer to the crossover question was Johnny the Homicidal Maniac or Squee, by Jhonen Vasquez. Everyone who answered correctly gets a theoretical cookie. Does anyone have Everything Can Be Beaten yet? I neeeeeeed... By the way, I am way too happy to be an emo kid, but I do greatly enjoy Jimmy Eat World, Saves the Day, and especially At the Drive-In (RIP). This chapter R/R, but only with proper grammar, or the Grammar Gestapo shall be forced to layeth the smackdown.]

I don't own Lizzie McGuire, Jhonen Vasquez or any of his works, or any emo music. I do own emo glasses though.

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Gordo couldn't believe he was doing this. This could ruin their relationship on so many levels. But the way she looked at him in study hall... surely Lizzie had to feel the same way for him. So he asked.

"Ummmm... L-l-lizzie? W-w-will you--"

"T-t-today, junior!", retorted Lizzie, looking obviously annoyed at his presence.

"Will- will you go out with me?" His question was greeted by a throaty laugh. As much as he loved the way she laughed, after a few minutes it started to bother him. This surely wasn't a good sign.

"Will- will I go out with you?" Lizzie managed to choke out between chortles, "Why would I do such a thing! I mean, you're my friend and all, but boyfriend? Let's face it, you're not really that cool, and your looks, well, they leave something to be desired."

Gordo was stunned. "You can't be serious", he half muttered to himself.

"Of course I am, luser! To think ANYONE would ever date you , let alone me! hah!"

Gordo ran crying all the way home [jiggity jig]