Author's notes: *cries* I DON'T LIKE THE ORDER OF PHEONIX ANYMORE! WARNING: this story will contain spoilers for the end of The Order of Pheonix. Don't read if you don't want to know, cause this is at the end of the book.

That's actually the reason I don't give a summary. So I've explained it down at the bottom. I REALLY mean it, if you don't want to find something (kind of) sad before you've finished the book, give up now.

I REALLY mean it. If you don't want to know the end, you like to be surprised, or want to have the will to finish the book, don't read this story.

On the other hand, for those of you who are more daring, finished the book, want to hear an alternative/happier ending, please, by all means, check out this summary. I'll give you a little space for those of you who don't want to see anything.

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All right, a short summary on what is happening. Sirius is dead, just like in the end of OoP. This is the strange, twisted idea of somebody who fell head over heals when she found out how gorgeous Sirius was, and wanted to see/hear more of him........You all know that Sirius and James were real trouble makers, right? Well, what sort of things would they do in the world of the dead? Okay, this is a really strange story. So, if you don't like strange, don't continue.

If you are still a fan of my other story, Moonlight Chocolatry, please, encorage me to keep going. With my gorgeous man alive.......

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Sirius was laying on....well, actually, he didn't know what he was laying on. Something white and poofy. And he felt somehow lightheaded. And not only in the head, but in his arms and legs and the rest of his body.

Slowly he looked up, and saw a tall figure in a black robe. It seemed out of place in this white enviroment. He squinted for a moment, then realized he was looking in the face of his best friend.

"I'm dead?" he said quietly. He didn't even wait for the nod.

He was clawing at the white stuff. Finally, down bellow, he saw it. Harry was stuggling in Remus' arms, screaming something.

"I'll kill her!" Sirius screamed, and jumped from where he was standing.

"NO!" James made a dive and grabbed Sirius' ankle. "Don't!"

"Let me GO!" Sirius screamed, clawing at Bellatrix. "I'll KILL her!"

"You CAN'T!"

"Why not?"

"Because, you'll be sent straight to Hell!"

Sirius stopped stuggling, and dangled for a moment. "There's a Hell?"

"Yes," James said exasperatedly. "If you let me pull you back up, I'll tell you the rules!"

Sirius cursed under his breath. "I hate rules."

James pulled him back up. "Listen," he said. "He said. You have a choice. You can go back down there and live forever in a: your parents house b: Hogwarts, or c: haunt Bella forever. The good side to it is you can talk to people, but never come back up here again, never eat, nothing. Or you can stay here and have nobody ever see you again till THEY die. The upside to that is that you are all-knowing."

"All-knowing? You mean you know EVERYTHING?"

"To an extent, yeah."

"Cool. But I'll never see Remus again...."

"Until he dies," James said, until he realized he'd said something wrong and clapped his hand over his mouth.

Sirius looked at James suspiciously, but didn't inquire. "On the other hand," Sirius said. "I get to spend all eternity here with you and Lily..... I think."

"Yeah, she's here."

"And never go downstairs again."

"I never said that you can't go to earth. But you won't be seen or heard. And you have to stay here for the first week," James said, in a very McGonagall-like fashion.

"Personally," Sirius said, scratching his neck. "I think I can survive not talking to Harry for a few decades and enjoy being all-knowing, as long as I get to see what's up on earth."

"That's what I said."

"This is going to be a very interesting life.....or death....."

"Whatever."