DISCLAIMER: I don't own Final Fantasy IX, although I do own some action figures…

Tsuki: Yay! Let's try a FFIX story!

Zidane: Yay! Me! I finally get attention!

Dagger: *clears throat*

Zidane: And of course you too Dagger dear.

Dagger: That's what I thought. ^_^

Tsuki: Anyways, on with Kuro Tsuki Tenshi's Final Fantasy IX Masterpiece: Monkey Troubles

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"Mom when's dad coming home?"

"Yeah mommy, when's daddy coming home?"

"He'll be home any time now children."

"Is he home now mommy?"

"No sweetie."

"Now mom?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No.

"Now?"

"No. Why don't you two go play with Beatrix?"

"She's working."

"How about Steiner?"

"He runs too slow."

"Well how about Vivi?"

"He's training mommy."

"What about Quina?"

The girl covered her eyes. "No mommy, scary."

"Mom can't you play with us?"

"I'm sorry you two but I need to do this work."

"But mommy!"

"So…is dad back yet?"

"Dagger I'm home!"

"Yes."

"Yay! Daddy's back!"

The two children ran out the room, their tails wagging happily.

"Those little monkeys…"

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Zidane bent down, outstretching his arms. "Hey monkeys!"

"Dad!"

"Daddy!"

Zidane fell backwards as the children pounced on their father.

"Daddy, daddy, daddy!"

"Did ya bring us anything? Huh? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?"

"Maybe…" He scooped the twins up in to his arms. The young boy climbed up on his father's shoulders as the girl cuddled up to her father's chest, grabbing a hold of his vest and wrapping her tail around his arm.

"Maybe? What's that mean."

Zidane looked down at his daughter who only smiled brightly up at him."

"It means that I do have something for you."

"What about me dad?"

"Nah, you're the evil twin."

"Dad!" The boy pulled Zidane's ponytail with his own chocolate brown tail and leaned over the top of his father's head. "You did bring me something right?"

"Of course I did. Now where's your mother?"

Just then the three heard the familiar sound of rusty armor coming down the hall. "Thobias! Brianna! Get you tails over here now!"

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Dagger picked up the picture of her family from her desk. She smiled to herself, fondly gazing at it. Herself sitting down, Zidane standing behind her, his hand resting on his son's shoulder. Her son's chocolate brown hair and tail blending into Zidane's dark clothing and his little azure eyes sparkling. In her own lap sat the other twin. A girl with honey brown hair with a tail to match it, holding a strong resemblance to her father except for her deep chocolate eyes, which seemed to be smiling. Dagger sat the picture back down as she stood up to go greet her husband.

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Tsuki: Well what ya think? Good? Bad? Below my level?

Zidane: I like it, I'm in it. ^_^

Dagger: I like it! I'm married to him. *Points to Zidane* and I have kids! Life is great! ^_^

Tsuki: *mumbling* That's what you think…

Zidane: What?

Tsuki: Nothing! Review guys! Onegai? *Gives V sign* ^_^