8. A Difficult Sum

Paige mosied into the kitchen where Prue, Piper and Phoebe were reinacting the 'Broom War 2002'.
"Hey, I have a question," Paige said.
Prue bopped Piper on the head with the broom the gave it to Phoebe. "Yeah? What is it?"
"Well, I was just wondering, how many times each of you have actually died?" Paige took the broom off Piper and, being the retard she is and not completely understanding the rules of the Broom War, bopped herself over the head with it.
The three REAL Charmed Ones called a halt to the 'BW' and rubbed their chins, deep in contemplation. It'd be a long, long time before Paige knew the answer to her question.

THE END