A/N PLEASE R&R (thanks aserene). This army will be VERY different from a
normal one. Remember, it's on the moon.
Disclaimer: Again, I own nothing!
Chapter 1
" Roger, this is EASY!!!," I yelled. You have to yell a lot when you are surrounded by idiots. Actually some are smart and can do these things, but some. "You take the bow, place the arrow on the bow, pull both back, aim, and shoot. HOW HARD IS THAT?" Actually it's reasonably hard, but we have been working on these for TWO MONTHS! It's going to be a bad day.
"Sorry." he muttered, and then proceeded to correct his grip on the bow. He corrected it wrongly, of course.
"Like this", I said. Once he finally got it right, after about 4 tries, I called the practice to an end. " Lunch will be served in 20 minutes", I yelled so every one could hear me. I heard cheers after I said that. See, I'm the one that cooks the army's lunches. And I can say without bragging, that I am an excellent cook. My mother, who couldn't cook if her life depended on it (seriously, once, while mom was cooking Brussel sprouts *shudder* she turned around for like ten seconds, and the Brussel sprouts were burned, thank goodness!) So, I had decided to cook some club sandwiches, when Jake walked in. At the time, I had been in a good mood, because cooking always makes me feel happy. But my good mood went right down the drain when he walked in.
" Hi, want some slugs?" I asked sourly. " They are so close to your personality."
" Thanks, but no thanks. At least I'm not ugly like you." (Which should show you how vain he is.)
" You think you're not ugly? You haven't looked in a mirror for a looooong time have you?" (I know, I know it's old, but it works.)
"Hmph", he said than walked out of the room. (See, I told ya)
See Jake was my boyfriend a little while ago, but then, one day I caught him kissing another girl, and needless to say, I broke up with him. And ever since, Mom's been trying to get me to marry *shudders HARD* Prince Darien.
A/N That's the end of the chapter folks. If you like it, dislike it or whatever, please review, because if I don't get any reviews, there is no reason to finish this. ; P
Disclaimer: Again, I own nothing!
Chapter 1
" Roger, this is EASY!!!," I yelled. You have to yell a lot when you are surrounded by idiots. Actually some are smart and can do these things, but some. "You take the bow, place the arrow on the bow, pull both back, aim, and shoot. HOW HARD IS THAT?" Actually it's reasonably hard, but we have been working on these for TWO MONTHS! It's going to be a bad day.
"Sorry." he muttered, and then proceeded to correct his grip on the bow. He corrected it wrongly, of course.
"Like this", I said. Once he finally got it right, after about 4 tries, I called the practice to an end. " Lunch will be served in 20 minutes", I yelled so every one could hear me. I heard cheers after I said that. See, I'm the one that cooks the army's lunches. And I can say without bragging, that I am an excellent cook. My mother, who couldn't cook if her life depended on it (seriously, once, while mom was cooking Brussel sprouts *shudder* she turned around for like ten seconds, and the Brussel sprouts were burned, thank goodness!) So, I had decided to cook some club sandwiches, when Jake walked in. At the time, I had been in a good mood, because cooking always makes me feel happy. But my good mood went right down the drain when he walked in.
" Hi, want some slugs?" I asked sourly. " They are so close to your personality."
" Thanks, but no thanks. At least I'm not ugly like you." (Which should show you how vain he is.)
" You think you're not ugly? You haven't looked in a mirror for a looooong time have you?" (I know, I know it's old, but it works.)
"Hmph", he said than walked out of the room. (See, I told ya)
See Jake was my boyfriend a little while ago, but then, one day I caught him kissing another girl, and needless to say, I broke up with him. And ever since, Mom's been trying to get me to marry *shudders HARD* Prince Darien.
A/N That's the end of the chapter folks. If you like it, dislike it or whatever, please review, because if I don't get any reviews, there is no reason to finish this. ; P
