Canidium?

"You're such an idium!" Piper concluded. She'd been listing everything she'd hated about Paige for a good 37 hours now.

Paige's eyes hit the floor. "Actually," she said slowly, "I am an idium."

Piper clapped her hands. "See, what did I tell ya?" she said to Phoebe and Leo. Who glared at her, cos they were currently makin babies. Yes, in the same room.

"CANidium," Paige fnished.

Everyone stopped and stared. "You're Canadium? And now Americum like us buffoons?" they chorused.

Paige nodded. "Well, actually it's called 'CanIdium'."

"Then she can't really be our sister!" Piper yelled and Prue orbed in. Everyone hugged and high fived. Except Paige, of course.





Thanks to: Silver Hjordis (some lunatic) for her word: Canidium. Cool!