MINI-CHARMED 20: THE QUEEN OF THEM ALL.
Phoebe suddenly disappeared.
And reappeared in a pleasant-looking place where elves and imps frolicked and laughed. She wanted to join in. But something took her hand. It was a small green goblin-type thing. Phoebe could tell it was phoemale *drum roll* by looking at it's nipp-eyes.
"We want you to be our Queen," it said in a twittery voice. "The Queen of Lesbania!"
Phoebe hummed and hawed (literally) in deliberation.
The phoemale green goblin-type thing held up a woolly pink hat. "This would be your crown and you woul-"
Phoebe stood on the phoemale green goblin-type thing in her haste to accept Queenship.
And she lived Happily Ever After as Phoebe: Queen of Lesbania.
~ ~ ~
A/N: It has been brought to my attention that I must tell all you readers that this storyline is completely ficticious and doesn't resemble real life in anyway. *Hears gun being taken off safety, gulps* Alyssa Milano does not endorse the idea of becoming Queen of Lesbania or indeed any part of the Lesbania monarchy, because of "personal issues" they have raised with her. *quickly* The only thing she likes is WPH! *is shot*
A/N: This is Alyssa. I killed KT for her rudeness. Don't worry, I'm sure she'll be fine - she's with Proo now. What does WPH mean?
A/N: WPH = Woolly Pink Hats.
A/N: KT isn't really dead, wasn't shot and especially by not Alyssa Milano, who has no idea KT exists. Probably. Unless she's not high when she does Charmeded. Which I doubt she is.
A/N: Lesbania needs a new Queen after their last one left under mysterious circumstances - if you see a woman (blonde/brunette - it varies, slutty, lesbium and interested in incest) wearing a woolly pink hat, please report it to the Lesbania authorities as Lesbania would very much like it's royal 2000 year old crown back. If you think you can hack being the new and improved Queen of Lesbania (with more lesbium incest than you can shake a stick at and the introduction of Necrophila as taught by Piper), contact Chief Constable Leprechaun as 0800-LESBIUM-SLUTS. Thank you.
A/N: Thank you Olly. Without your insight and vision, Lesbania wouldn't be the joyous place it is today. May Astral Prue be with you.
Phoebe suddenly disappeared.
And reappeared in a pleasant-looking place where elves and imps frolicked and laughed. She wanted to join in. But something took her hand. It was a small green goblin-type thing. Phoebe could tell it was phoemale *drum roll* by looking at it's nipp-eyes.
"We want you to be our Queen," it said in a twittery voice. "The Queen of Lesbania!"
Phoebe hummed and hawed (literally) in deliberation.
The phoemale green goblin-type thing held up a woolly pink hat. "This would be your crown and you woul-"
Phoebe stood on the phoemale green goblin-type thing in her haste to accept Queenship.
And she lived Happily Ever After as Phoebe: Queen of Lesbania.
~ ~ ~
A/N: It has been brought to my attention that I must tell all you readers that this storyline is completely ficticious and doesn't resemble real life in anyway. *Hears gun being taken off safety, gulps* Alyssa Milano does not endorse the idea of becoming Queen of Lesbania or indeed any part of the Lesbania monarchy, because of "personal issues" they have raised with her. *quickly* The only thing she likes is WPH! *is shot*
A/N: This is Alyssa. I killed KT for her rudeness. Don't worry, I'm sure she'll be fine - she's with Proo now. What does WPH mean?
A/N: WPH = Woolly Pink Hats.
A/N: KT isn't really dead, wasn't shot and especially by not Alyssa Milano, who has no idea KT exists. Probably. Unless she's not high when she does Charmeded. Which I doubt she is.
A/N: Lesbania needs a new Queen after their last one left under mysterious circumstances - if you see a woman (blonde/brunette - it varies, slutty, lesbium and interested in incest) wearing a woolly pink hat, please report it to the Lesbania authorities as Lesbania would very much like it's royal 2000 year old crown back. If you think you can hack being the new and improved Queen of Lesbania (with more lesbium incest than you can shake a stick at and the introduction of Necrophila as taught by Piper), contact Chief Constable Leprechaun as 0800-LESBIUM-SLUTS. Thank you.
A/N: Thank you Olly. Without your insight and vision, Lesbania wouldn't be the joyous place it is today. May Astral Prue be with you.
