A/N: Just saw the season 4 finale here in the UK so... here is my take on the final scene... what I thought about and how I laughed. The final scene being where Piper finds out she is having that goddamn baby *mutters bad words and the word 'baby' in the same sentences*.




Number 25: The Angel of Destiny Makes a Mistake



"Blah blah blah doesn't affect your and Leo's personal destiny, Piper," the AOD (Angel of Death... keep up you fools!) said. He pointedly looked at Piper's stomach and turned away.

Phoebe started squealing like a fool, shortly followed by Paige.

"What is it you idiums?" Piper cried, delivering smart slaps to each sister.

"You're pregnant!" Phoebe squeaked, her voice higher than we ever though possible. Piper replied by squealing and crying and they all jumped about like little toothless freaks (don't ask where that came from).

The AOD turned around with a nervous "No, no, no, that's not what I meant!"

The COs' faces fell. Piper looked terrified. "Well what... is it?"

"Why you and Leo's impending divorce, of course," he said matter-of-factly and disappeared. Then he came back. "He and Phoebe have an affair, because she is trying to steal him from you, of course." Then he was gone again.

With a blood-thirsty expression, Piper jumped on Phoebe and began beating her. Beating her good, right Steph?

Paige joined in. What else was there to do around this deadbeat place other than flash herself to the builders outside? Speaking of...

"I'm just going out for some fresh air," Paige said, unbuttoning her weird white dress type thing and hurrying outside.






A/N: What a long mini-charmed!!! That must be over a hundred words!