Mini-Charmeded Number AP Only Knows What Number: The Obligatory Christmas Edition



Piper stomped around in her Santa suit. She slung her sack of 'cole' (wow in with the jokes already KT!) over her other shoulder and attempted to feel the Christmas spirit envelop her. It didn't. So she tried some hearty laughter instead. "Ho ho ho," she chortled, wondering what Father Christmas always seemed to find so funny.

Rather than do the obvious "Piper says 'ho ho ho' and Paige and Phoebe say 'what?'" 'fantastic' joke, I'll give you this punchline:

Suddenly Piper got whacked with a 2 by 4. Yes, a great dirty plank of wood.

Phoebe and Paige stood over her unconscious body grinning childishly. "Merry Christmas, Freebie," Paige laughed.

"Merry Christmas... Fraige." Phoebe replied, trying to mimic Paige's nickname but failing rather miserably. As usual.





A/N: Well, this is a Merry Christmas from the Mini-Charmeded team, and I hope you all have a pruetastic hollyday!

A/N: To *ominous music* ANONYMOUS! Yes! The phantom flamer! Admittedly... I'm scared. You're being all nicely nice and it's terrifying me. So what do we expect? A new pal from here on in or the return of the ruthless flamer come New Year? Well, no matter how it plays out, have a great holiday and feel free to make any comments you want, good or evil, in the future. I can always trust you to give my day some meaning! That makes me sound really quite sad, doesn't it? ... never mind that last part. Anyways, I'm chatting to Kit-The-Cat online and we both want to wish you a Merry Christmas! See? That damn ho can be nice too. Ain't life grand? Oh I have a question - are you a male or female? Cos we usually refer to you as 'it'. Which, if you're happy with, we can call you 'it' all day. And night. Wowo your A/N is bigger than the whole story (scrunched up) and probably more entertaining which says a lot for my writing skill. I've been doing this for a full five minutes now, time to stop.

HAVE A CHARMEDED CHRISTMAS GUYS!