Kaiba;s Worst Nightmare Chappie 2-The Aftermath of the Night and an The Fun With E-Mail

Disclaimer: Haha, for once I can say that I own, wait, what did you say, I don't own it? Oh fine,in that case, I can't say I own YuGiOh, because I don't. Happy? While I'm at it, I also don't own the Care Bears. I do however own the Emu Farm, which is coming later in chappie 3, they probably don't have emu farms in Japan, but then again, I bet they also don't have a boy with a millenium puzzle that's trying to save the earth. Then again, knowing this crazy world, they might. Never mind then, on with the story.
Seto awoke the next morning curled in a ball on his bed with a pillow over his head. "AHHHHH!!!", was the first word from his mouth, followed by the sentence, "My head!! It feels like someone smashed it with a lead brick!!! Ooohh..." Yes, Seto was in pain, and he knew he was going to have even more of a headache when he saw what the kids had done during the night. He couldn't hear the kids anywhere and he hoped they were asleep, but he was about to find out the definitely were awake, and had been the whole night, wreaking havoc everywhere they went.

Seto stood up shakily and walked out of the room only to hear the sound of a motor behind him. "Now what could that be," Seto said to himself as turned around. He looked back into the bedroom where the noise was coming from and saw a helicopter hovering outside the window. Seto stared at the helicopter for a few seconds before recognizing the helicopter and its pilot, who was waving at him with a big smile across her face. It was HIS helicopter and the pilot was no other that Lizzie. How did Lizzie find out how to fly a helicopter, we may never know, the point is, she did.

Lizzie waved happily at Seto, but Seto was not so happy. "Get down!!", Seto yelled pointing at the ground. But Lizzie just kept smiling, shrugged her shoulders and mouthed, "Sorry, I can't hear you." Seto grew even redder in the face and point angrily at the ground. But of course, Lizzie couldn't understand was he was trying to say, not that she cared , and flew off.

Seto watched the helicopter fly over the parking lot and suddenly, the helicopter dove towards the ground and Seto, who was very worried about the fate of his helicopter, ran to the window and pressed his face against the glass. He watched it go faster and faster to the ground, then suddenly slow down and make a perfect landing. Lizzie hopped out and ran to the entrance to the mansion, she was coming back inside to do who knows what. While watching her waltz back in, he saw his enormous stretch limo crash into a lamppost. Seto shuddered at the crash. He then saw the driver exit the car. It was Mike, who although he had experience driving cars (which he hijacked from the church parking lot), the stretch limo was so long, he wasn't quite able to control it as well, which is mainly why he crashed. The other reason he crashed is he wanted to see what would happen. Mike skipped happily along, following Lizzie into the house.

Now of course, Seto wondered where Mokuba could be. He was about to find out. Seto walked into the hall and turned to the right. Suddenly, the sound of a motor came from directly behind him.

"Help me big brother!" Seto heard as he turned around. Behind him was Mokuba riding his motorcycle down the hall. "I don't know how to stop", cried Mokuba as he came speeding towards his brother. Seto screamed like a little girl as the motorcycle zoomed closer towards him. Seto stuck out his hand and grabbed onto the motorcycle's handle bar hoping he could slow it down slightly and step on the break for Mokuba, but he had no such luck. Seto, being the genius that he was should have realized that even he wasn't strong enough to stop a motorcycle that was going that fast. The motorcycle continued to go dragging Seto along.

Of course, halls have to end somewhere don't they? Mokuba and Seto knew this and screamed as they crashed into the wall. The good side to this story is that the wall stopped the motorcycle and Seto and Mokuba remained relatively unharmed. The wall however was definitely injured and would need to see a doctor (a.k.a. Seto's checkbook).

"Wowwees, that was fun, see ya big brother!" Mokuba said as he ran down the hall to go meet with his friends. Seto stood there for a second. He didn't have that many more vehicles and he didn't see anymore in use, which Seto thought was definitely a good thing. But that left a question, where was Laurie? Seto heard another loud rumbling in the room behind him. He quickly ducked and covered his head. The he heard the rumbling end in a little 'wooh' sound, and Seto realized, someone was snoring. He turned to the room behind him where he kept one of his many laptops and he saw Laurie sleeping on the floor in there too.

He went in and checked on his computer. He looked at the screen and was very surprised to see that he had about100 messages in his mailbox. He quickly sat down in the chair and opened up his mailbox and saw that all the messages were from his high level employees and main customers. He quickly read one to see what was going on, he hoped nothing in the company had gone wrong, like malfunctioning machinery or a worker strike. He read one letter, inside it said:

Mr.Kaiba,

I never knew you did such things, and frankly I didn't want to know. I also would like to say that I that I am not in need of your services and I don't believe I ever would be. I would also like to say that I don't feel the same way about you that you feel about me and I think it's rather unprofessional that you would want to have such relationships with your employees. I am however, willing to forget the past letter you sent me, just don't ever mention these things again. Ever.

- Mr. Toko

"What the hell?" Seto thought to himself. He read a few of the others, they all said about the same thing. "What do they think I sent them?" He asked himself. He looked at the sleeping kid and realized she had sent the letter. He went to his outbox folder to see the message "he" wrote. He found it, it was titled "Some business news". He quickly opened it and read it. It said:

I have never told you this before, but I think you have a right to know and possibly become one of my new customers. For a while now, I have been a part time male prostitute for men only. I was hoping you would become one of my customers because I have found that I am extremely attracted to you, I would even offer my excellent services for free ^_~. So, I if you want me (which I know you do) just e-mail me back and I'll make sure you become one of my top priority customers.
-Love, Seto Kaiba ^_~
Seto was very shocked that all his employees that had received the letter actually believed he wrote it. He quickly forwarded a message to all a letter saying that it was a joke and he didn't write the letter to all the employees that had been disturbed by his offer. Then Seto noticed that one of the e-mails from a main customer had a different title than all the others, the title was a little smiling emoticon. Seto opened the letter and read it quickly, hoping the letter did not say what he thought it would. Oh, but did it. It said:

Dear Mr. Kaiba,
I got your letter and I am pleased to say I accept your offer and I would enjoy your services ASAP! I also have been admiring you for a long time ^_~ and think your totally hot. So, if you could give me a call, I'd love to become a main customer. I see ya later.
- You know who ^_~

Seto knew he was going to have a hard time breaking the news to that employee, but he had more important things to do first, like kill Laurie. He spun around in his swivel chair to see Laurie and the three other munchkins giggling. "You won't be giggling for long", Seto yelled as he tried to get up off the chair, but he couldn't.

Seto was right the kids wouldn't be giggling for long, now they were laughing hysterically. Laurie laughed the loudest and said, "You should really look before you sit, I put super sticky glue on that chair before came in, I was only pretending to sleep, now you can't get us!"

"Oh yes I can", Seto protested, "I just have to take off my pants!" Seto quickly wriggled out of his pants, which only caused the kids to laugh harder because Seto was not only in his boxers, but they were Care Bear boxers at that. Seto got really mad now. Despite his boxers, he began to chase the kids through out the house. While running through the halls he noticed every room with a television in it had one of Seto's MANY X-rated videos playing with the volume way up (courtesy of Mike). Also, as he ran through the kitchen he couldn't help but notice the one inch thick layer of sticky goo covering the floor (courtesy of Laurie and Lizzie, it's made of ice cream, sugar and soda) as well as all but 5 of his expensive decorations smashed on the floor (courtesy of a high Mokuba) and as he ran past room where he kept all the alcohol, he noticed a good percentage was missing (courtesy of all the kids, plus about 10 hobos, 5 college students, 2 camels, 14 lawyers, as well as a few other random people that the kids invited to join the party. All these other character are probably still in the mansion passed out somewhere.) As the ran Seto tripped over a drunk camel and 2 hobos, but he kept chasing the kids all the way out of his house.

They ran down the street, getting many stares. Most of the stares were directed at Seto, because he was chasing 4 "innocent" little kids in Care Bear boxers. The kept running through the streets until the kids ran into an emu farm, full of emus with deranged looks in their eyes. Seto stopped for a second and took a deep breath before continuing to chase the kids and entered the emu farm.
What will happen in the emu farm? What will the siblings think? What is Seto gonna do about the hobos, lawyers, college students and camels? Find out lat r. Now, click the pretty little purple button at the bottom left of the screen and review, thankies ^_^!