*Kaiba's Worst Nightmare Chapter 3- The Problems With Emus and Drunks*

Disclaimer: I own the emus, but I don't own YuGiOh, I also don't own some of the characters, they own themselves because they are actual people I put in the story. Fun. Also, I would like you to review and suggest things if you want. If I use your suggestions, I'll give ya credit and all, ya can e-mail me or give me suggestions in the review. Well, on to the story.

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Kaiba chased all the siblings through the emu farm. There were so many emus though, you could barely see the kids, let alone move. The kiddies also had an unfair advantage, they were very short. They could easily run under the legs of the emus and fit through the tight spaces between the giant birds. Kaiba, on the other hand, was very tall and definitely could not fit under the emus. To get through the tight mass of emus, he would have to push the emus out of the way. He found the most efficient way to move the emus was to jab his elbow into the birds, causing the birds to honk loudly.

Most emus, when jabbed with Seto's elbow, would become frightened and run away, but a few would get pissed and begin chasing after him, often pecking on the head. In fact, as Seto continued chasing the four malicious little kiddies, he jabbed one extremely spazzy emu by mistake. When this particular emu was jabbed he instantly tackled the poor CEO to the ground. The emu then continued to beat up Kaiba by scratching him with his feet and pecking him on the head. When the emu got bored with Seto and went away, Seto immediately sprung back up to his feet to begin chasing the kids again.

Seto was having a hard time finding the kids in the emu crowd. As they ran, he could barely tell the emus from the kiddies. He began to judge what was an emu and what was a kid from what was wearing clothes. Using this technique he quickly was able to spot the kids. Seto grabbed a feed bag off the ground while they were running and as soon as he caught up with the kids he was able to catch them in the bag. He tied a knot at the top of the bag and swung it over his shoulder. Then he happily skipped out of the emu farm (although on the way out he met with some vengeful emus, but he did make it out).

Of course, while Seto was skipping through the street in his Care Bear boxers carrying a large feed sack full of kids over his shoulder ( O_O wowwees, not there's a sight!) Yugi, Ari, Jen, and Marina (me) were also walking in the part of the town closest to the emu farm.

"Oh my god, I just thought of the craziest thing", Jen said enthusiastically.

"What?" Everyone said, Marina and Ari said it hyperly and enthusiastically, Yugi, on the other hand, was not so curious, he was always a little afraid to hear what they were thinking, sometimes it was a little random for his liking.

"Well", Jen continued, "What if hamsters are taking over the world."

"We already had this conversation", Yugi commented nervously, wanting to avoid any continuation of the subject.

"Yugi's right Jen", Ari commented, "We already had this conversation, and we already agreed it's impossible."

"I'm sure that's what all the hamsters want you to think, what if it actually happens?" Jen asked.

"Well if it does, we'll just put their leader in the microwave, that make's them pop," Marina said. This of course made Yugi cringe a little.

"Can we please get of the subject?" Yugi asked.

"Okay", Jen said, "In that case, I have a different question, what the hell is Kaiba doing?"

Yugi, Ari, Jen and Marina all stared at Kaiba who was now in the process of buying a metal bat. They all ran over to see Kaiba. Marina then asked the question everyone was seeking the answer to, which was "Kaiba, what the hell is wrong with you, and what's in that bag?"

Kaiba hated the girls, he hated Yugi too, but because he had finally captured the munchkins he decided to answer them. "Nothing's wrong." Kaiba said.

"Something's definitely wrong, you're wearing Care Bear boxers and carrying a metal bat and a bag full of who knows what", Ari said.

Suddenly, there were a few muffled cries from the bag, which was now wiggling violently. Kaiba threw the bag at his feet and began smacking it with his metal bat until it stopped moving and the fell silent. All the girls suddenly realized what was in the bag and they weren't sure whether they should scold him or whether they should thank him. In the end, they decided they should at least try to see if their siblings were okay, otherwise they might get grounded. They quickly opened the bag and dumped the bodies out. But they were all shocked to see that their siblings weren't in the bag, instead of their siblings, there were 4 emus, each wearing their siblings clothes.

"Umm, Seto, why is this emu wearing my sister's clothes?" Marina asked. Seto stared for a while before replying.

"Well", he began, "while I was in the emu farm I was having a hard time telling the difference between emu and kid, so I followed what was wearing clothes. I guess while that big emu beat me up, they dressed up the emus so I'd follow them instead."

They all stared at the emus before another thought came to mind. Everyone's eyes grew big as they asked themselves, "If these emus are wearing the kiddies' clothes, what are the kiddies wearing?"

After that scary thought they heard giggling and I few muffled gasps and some "oh my god"s coming from behind them. They turned around and saw the 4 munchkins running through the streets, nakie and laughing hysterically. Seto was about to go chasing them when he felt 3 people restraining him.

"Normally", Ari began, "We are enemies, you and us 4 (Ari, Marina, Jen and Yugi), but under these circumstances, I believe we need to work together to catch these kids. Besides, it's your fault they're loose, so it's not like you deserve to say you can do it yourself."

"Fine", Seto agreed, "So, what's the plan?".....

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Meanwhile at the Kaiba mansion, the drunken camels, hobos, lawyers, college students and the other random people began to come out of their drunken state with huge hangovers. All but 3 hobos, 2 college students, both camels, a real estate agent and radio personality went home. These 7 people and two camels decided that while they were already in Kaiba's house they would have a little bit of fun. They also had big plans. Some of them had revenge plans because Seto had kicked them on the way out, and others had plans to take everything and be rich, but most of them just wanted to have fun destroying the place (and drink the rest of the alcohol). This is gonna be fun.....
So, Seto's twice as screwed as before. He had the kids destroying the house while he was there and now he has strangers and camels destroying it when he's out. Also, he has 4 nakie kids, 3 crazie siblings and one annoying short rival to deal with, all while running around in Care Bear boxers. Yes, Seto is in hell, but what will happen next. More coming soon.!!!

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Okies, end of chappie. So review, now, even if ya want to say it sucked. Also, someone asked, "Why Kaiba?". Well the answer is as I said before, this was part of a longer story me and a few of my friends were writing together. I took one of the chapters I wrote myself and turned it into this story. In the bigger story, it makes more sense and it could really only happen to Kaiba, besides, he's the only one with a younger sibling. Also, I love Kaiba (he's mine, so there, hehe), so I wanted him to be the main character. Okies. Review, now, this is an obligation. Okies, bye! ^_^