Big Gay Al:(walks into straight bar) "hey hey hey guys!!!"

Man in the crowd: "go back to the closet, you she-male!!!"

Fat Albert:(walks in,but gets stuck.) " awwww goddammit "

Man in the crowd:" Holy shit!"

Man in the crowd:" Big Bertha's back!!"

Big Gay Al:"Stop it guys!! It's not his fault he's a giant fat-ass!!

Fat Albert:"Hey!! Im not fat!! Im big-boned,you stupid,gay faggot!!!!

Big Gay Al:???

Fat Albert:(breaks the doorway) !!

Big Gay Al:" What did you call me?!"

Fat Albert: " I called you gay!!!"

Big Gay Al: "oh ok"

Man in the crowd: " AVALANCHE!!!!!!"

Big Gay Al & Fat Albert:(In unison) " What the fuck is your problem, and whats your name!?!??!"

Man in the crowd: " Im Saddam Hussien.."

Saddam: "..and you two are my children."