I'm at it again! Yay for sexy Draco...drooldrool. I'd like to wish another sexy man happy birthday. Paige Haley, the bassist of my favorite band, Orgy, celebrates his birthday today, May 10!!! YAY! I hope Jay, Amir, Bobby and Ryan gave you a nice party with lots of beer, smoking and strippers!!! I love you! Well....on with me story!

STAR CROSSED

DEAREST SISTER,

How are you? I'm sure you're fine. As you know, last night was the Slytherin Ball. I had a lot of fun, and Draco was a real gentleman. You have to love those Malfoys, they really know how to treat a pure blood woman. Draco confirmed my thoughts, his father is, indeed, in love with me. That's scary. Maybe were just stretching things. Anyways, I wish you could have seen me in my gown. I must go, I can smell breakfast and my body is reminding me of its exsistance. I'll see you soon. Tell everyone hello for me and give him a really good punch! (You know who I'm talking about.)

*

Sylla finished her letter and handed it to her owl, Ku, and went rushing down for breakfast. (For those thinking 'What the FUCK kind of name is Ku?', Ku means 'Sky' in Japanese. I'm gifted like that.) Panda was sitting with Kurt, and Draco was sitting a seat away from Panda. So Sylla plopped down between them. "What is going on?" She asked. Draco handed her the paper. "Look at this." There was a picture of words on the side of a building. They flashed green, silver, black, silver over and over. They said:

"Catch me if you can, Weasley!

-CHARYBDIS"

(Brake out your notes on The Odyssey, people!)

"Weasley must be positivly pissing himself! He has to go after Charybdis?" Sylla said in amazment.

"I would. Charybdis is insane. I wouldn't want to go up against him." Panda put in. "I heard he's HIS right hand man." Draco said, obviously talking about Voldemort. "Yeah, but I think Charybdis is a girl." Kurt said. Everyone turned to look at him. "Charybdis just strikes me as female. She or he was in Germany for a while, and did some pretty femenin stuff." Kurt explained. "For April Fools Day she made all of Germany light purple, and wrote 'Hahaha!' on a bunch of walls. Maybe he's gay." Draco pondered for a second. "You have a point, what guy would turn Germany purple, and there is no way that Charybdis is gay. I would have chosen green."

*

IN POTIONS

Draco, Panda, Crabbe, Goyle, Kurt, and the rest of the Slytherins kept smiling evily at Harry. "I'm starting to get the creeps." He whispered to Hermione. "They just expect you to be freaked out about the Charybdis thing." She explained and continued showing Harry how to do things because he's stupid.

"Harry, before you know it Charybdis will show up on your door step!" A random Slytherin whispered to him. All of her friends smirked and continued weighing dragon scales. When class ended Sylla couldn't resist making a comment about the missing Ron Weasley. "So, has Charybdis run off with Weasley?" She asked. She broke out into a grin. Harry lunged for her but she stepped out of the way and he went flying into Malfoy instead. "Why, Potter. I never knew you had such deep feelings for me. Unfortunantly I don't swing that way." "Potter!" Snape bellowed. "Five points from Gryffindor for sexual harassment." And Sylla kicked Harry off of Draco and left, laughing as Veronika and Jane cheered. Jane called "Slashy goodness! Slashy goodness! Potter likes Malfoy!"

"That was great! I think Charybdis DID kidnap Weasley." She said to her group of Slytherins as they walked to the Great Hall for lunch. "Wouldn't THAT be a riot?" Malfoy asked, laughing at the thought. "OY! Puke face!" The heard come across the hallway. They turned around to see Proffesor Percy Weasley, fuming. "I don't like the way you speaking about my family!" He snapped. "Hm..it seems to only be another Weasley." Sylla said in dis-intrest and walked away.

At lunch an owl came meandering in. Sylla looked odd as it landed on her lap. "Nani??" (Nani means 'what' in japanese.) "That insn't your owl." Malfoy observed. "No, it's...not." She said, still perplexed. (YAY 4 increasing my vocabulary!) "Uhh...SORA!?" She shouted, finally realizing who it was. The owl perched on her shoulder and nudged her cheek. "Awwww." She said and pocketed the letter. Draco didn't ask the question he was dying to ask, why she pocketed the letter.

After dinner she rushed to her room and read the letter.

DEAR, WELL, YOU...

I've never been to good at letters. Oh, well. I gave him a good punch, kick and spell for you. I'm such an over achiever. So, I'm sure you know what I'm going to say next. I. Want. To. Meet. Him. Nothing like emphasis. So, next time we meet, bring the Malfoy. I can be sooo possesive. Hm, He is reading over my shoulder. BACK SMELLY, GROSS, AND IMPOTENT MAN!! Yes, next time we meet bring mr.Draco.

I LOVE YOU

Sylla started crying. Sora was still with her and she perched on her knee. "Hello." Sylla said and strained a smile to her best. "Do you want to stay for a while? Ku misses you to death." Sora rolled her head and made her owl imitation of purring. "AW, you still miss Urd, Huh?" Sylla remembered that pathetic ball of fur, trying to fly. She had even tried to swim. Poor cat. It was so stupid it was cute. Sylla fell asleep with Sora on her stomach.

*

Sylla got up early the next morning and took Sora up to see Ku. They started to fly around wildly in circles, doing their purring imitation. "Funny, owls trying to purr." A voice came from behind. "Hmmm....bakas. The both of them." She responded, watching the owls. "What does 'Baka' mean?" Draco asked. He'd heard her call Potter that a few times, so it must be insulting. "It means fool or idiot." Draco smiled, Potter was a definant baka. Sylla turned around. "Sylla, what do you consider...us?" He asked. Sylla smiled. "What do YOU consider us." "I asked first, but..." He stopped and watched Sora run into the wall and fly around dazed. "I hope you don't mind, but, I've been telling the guys that you're my girlfriend." He said, getting over the embarassment. Sylla cocked her head, amused. "AH!" She said. He looked at her, betraying no emotion.

"Well, I supose it's safe to admit, I had told Panda that you're my boyfriend."

"Well then. It's settled. Care to join me for some food?" He asked, and Sylla took his arm happily.

They sat down with the rest of the group, Panda sitting veerrrryyyy close to Kurt. "A Chinese girl and a German boy, imagine how funny their children will sound!" Sylla whispered to Draco. "Hey, now! I heard that!" Panda called through Draco. Some Slytherins down the table started talking about what they were going to do over the winter vacation, and sadness etched Sylla's features. "I hate the vacations. I'm the only Slytherin staying here this winter. I'm stuck with Baka and Weasley." She said, pretending to cry. "I want MOMMY!" She said, laughing through here sudden depression. "Well." Draco said, and took out some parchment.

"Where are my quills?" Draco asked himself, looking around. He spotted one, and took it right out of a Slytherin's hand. (And he was mid-scentence too!) "There!" Draco proclaimed a minute later. Sylla looked over his shoulder to read what he wrote.

"Father, Sylla is spending the winter vacation with us.

-Draco Malfoy"

"No 'Please and Thank You'?" Sylla mocked. Just before Draco answered Potter came running into the Hall. "TRRROOOOLLLLLL!" He screamed, running up to Dumbledore "HAARRRYYYYY!!! There's NOOOOO TROLL!!" Ron came screaming after Harry! "Ron!! Stop!" Hermione grabbed Ron. "Ron, you idiot! YOU'RE THE TROLL!" Ron stopped, with a blank look. Harry turned and when he saw Ron, he screamed. "TROOOLLLL!"

"Look, everyone! Potter's gone INSANE!" Malfoy shouted and pointed at Potter. "Heehee." Panda giggled and whispered in Sylla's ear. "Ha!" Sylla stood up and whispered to Malfoy. Malfoy broke out into laughter while the teachers tried to calm down Harry and listen to what Hermione said. "Can I take credit?" Draco asked Panda, and Panda nodded. "It's YOUR detention now." She said and sat down on Kurt's lap, still giggling.

Hermione turned and pointed at Draco, and he looked at his chest. "Is there pumkin juice on my shirt?" He asked, innocently. "Umm..Draco." Jane said, not sure what to think. "Oh, bloody HELL. Draco, she's ACCUSING YOOOUUUUU!" Veronika said. "I knoooooow." Draco retorted. "Well, we weren't sure." Jane said. "Cause you do have a nubbin of pumkin juice right...here!" Veronika poked the stain.

"Are you trying to touch my man in a sexualy provacative way? Because this Malfoy is MINE!" Sylla said, standing infront of Malfoy. "Yeah, but the other one isn't." She muttered and sat down. Panda had to hold on to Kurt to keep from falling over laughing. "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?" Draco cried. Veronika smiled and Snape walked up.

"I'm so sorry to interupt the dinner theater, however you must come with me." He said and stalked off. Draco followed in a daze. "Dad....Veronika......EEP!" "Hey, Snape! Can I curse Potter and come too?" Veronika shouted. Potter glared. "Don't you dare!" He called.

*

THE QUIDDITCH GAME



"Good luck." Draco stood up. "I have to change into my uniform." He said. "Can I watch?" Sylla asked, smiling. "I think that would be against the rules." Draco said. "Makes it all the more fun." She replied. He was going to say something but the new captain dragged Draco off. "Don't molest Malfoy in the locker room!" Sylla called, and Panda spurted her pumkin juice. "Which Malfoy?" Veronika asked, and Sylla said "Dad's not here yet." Veronika sighed and hit Jane. "Whhaaattt?" Jane asked. And Veronika said simply, "You were closer." "Bitch." Jane said.

At the game Sylla sat next to Lucius and Veronika sat on his other side. When Potter came out Crabbe threw a chocolate frog at him. It missed. "Hey, that was MINE!" Panda cried. Draco came out and the Slytherins cheered. I forgot what the Gryffindors did...

Draco flew over to Harry. "OY! Potter! Are going to catch the Snitch with your mouth like our first year? I wonder what else that mouth of yours is good for." He shouted and flew off. After an hour Draco saw the Snitch and dove for it. He was almost hit by the Buldger, but he managed to avoid it. Another moment and he had the Snitch in hand! The Slytherins went into a roaring cheer. "YES! YES! YEEESSSSS!!!! WE BEAT GRIFFINDOR!!" Panda screamed with the others.

Draco was so busy soaking up the glory, he never saw the Buldger...

BAM

The Buldger slammed into the back of his head. Draco flew off the broom and hit the ground with a thud. Everything went black.

"What..."



"Shut up." Draco looked at Sylla. She smiled and then he saw his dad. "Ooowwwww." Draco groaned. "That Buldger really got you." Panda said, pouting. "Our hero started crying!" Sylla mocked. "It was a sad sight." Lucius said, looking away from his son. "It HURT!" Draco complained. "It was so cute when you cried!" Sylla said, taking his hand in hers. "You looked like a girl." Lucius said in a monotone. "Damn it, DAD!" Draco said. Then Madam Pomfrey (is that how you spell her name?) came up. "You can leave." She said and ran over to ease Harry's migrane.

"OY! BITCH!" Draco called, stunning no one. "Get back here and give me some bloody ICE! You're more usless than Dobby! So leave that Potter boy alone and tend. To. MEEEEE!" He screamed, making his head feel worse, but his heart better. Madame Pomfrey walked back up to him. She raised her hand, but Lucius caught her wrist. "Now, you wouldn't want to strike my son in front of my eyes, would you?" He asked in his sexy monotone. She pulled away. "Umm..." She said...

"You know, Draco, you can be such a jerk." Sylla laughed. The nurse glared at the laughing girl and Sylla stared back. "Excuse me, but glaring is rude." She said, coldly. "Well, so is..." Then Veronika came bursting in. "Look, it's the boy who cried!" She said. Sylla laughed and Draco blushed. He stood up and got that menacing look. (Inherited from his Daddy!) "It hurt like HELL! So shut UP Veronika." And he went to choke her but Sylla just pushed him on the bed as Lucius put Veronika behind him.

"Now, Draco..." Lucius said. (QUOTE TIME!) "...play nice." Draco growled.

Sorry it's so bloody long. Next chapter...Sylla FINALLY tells Draco her secret!

*All the Death Eaters chant "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" For no real reason, other than the fact of secrets being revealed!*