Author's Note: Buffy drabble for the LJ sunday100 challenge. June 8's challenge: either danger or parody. I chose parody. To understand this, however, you have to have seen the original FOX promo for Firefly. It goes like this:

"Take one space cowboy (insert Mal line),

A flighty pilot (insert Wash line),

A tough guy named Jayne (insert Jayne line),

A cosmic hooker (insert Inara line),

And a girl in a box (insert River line).

Out there? Oh, it's out there."

Season 6 Promo

By Trisana McGraw

Take one embittered Slayer,

Buffy: "I touch the fire and it freezes me."

The loser who's trying to grow up,

Xander: "Nothing on earth can stop this wedding now." (See Xander walking alone in the rain.)

A tactless ex-demon,

Anya: "All you care about are orgasms!"

A witch addicted to magic,

Willow: "Bored now."

A badass vampire who wants to be loved,

Spike: "Bugger this."

A whole lot of sex,

Anya: ". . . An a cappella concert of moaning and groaning."

And a girl who should be in a box.

Dawn: "GetoutgetoutGETOUT!"

Lost? So are we. Buffy Season 6.