Final Fantasy VIII 2: After the Armageddon

(You Know. The one that never happened!)

Authors: Confesser Kahlan and Anara

Disclaimers: See Ch. 1

A/N: BTW, I do love the characters of FFVIII!(except for Stupid Rinoa, I'm tired of saving her! Grrrr!)

A/N: black angel, Spork, and PERSON37: Thank you for the Reviews! You are my new best friends. ;) Luv Ya!

Chapter two: Laguna (or 'So that's where I put the LSD!')

Everyone was staring at Squall again. Laguna grinned. "You did see it! Great! My son and I have something in common!"

He put his arm around Squall. Squall screamed and took of for the door again, but Laguna and Kiros caught him. Squall continued to scream.

Zell looked around and spotted a small bottle of sedatives. He opened the bottle and grabbed a small capsule, which he forced Squall to swallow. "C'mon, this will make it all better."

Squall collapsed, startling everyone. They stared at him. Laguna looked at Zell. "You killed him."

Zell pouted. "I did not!"

Quistis shook her head. "Zell, he's not breathing. You killed him."

At that moment, Rinoa walked in to the room. She saw Squall on the floor and shrieked. "ZELL! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

Zell frowned. "What makes you think I did anything?"

She shrugged. "Nothing. I just felt like blaming you."

Quistis nodded. "Yes, it's easy to blame everything on Zell. But in this case, it is Zell's fault. He gave Squall a sedative and Squall collapsed. He's not breathing. Zell killed Squall Leonhart." (Dun dun duuunnn!)

Irvine (who had magically appeared sometime during the conversation) cocked an eyebrow at a very much alive Squall, who gave him a goofy grin in reply. Irvine then turned towards Rinoa. "Um, Rinoa? Squall's alive."

Rinoa nodded absently. "That's nice Irvy. Zell, how could…"

Everyone blinked and turned to look at Irvine. Quistis was the first to speak. "Irvine? Where did you come from? I thought you were in Galbadia. How did you get here?"

Irvine shrugged. "I just magically appeared. Anyways, just so you know, Squall…"

He broke off as Squall jumped up. Everyone turned to stare at Squall, who ignored them. "Pretty colors!"

He turned and grinned at Laguna. "Hey Dad! Wuuuzz up? Guess what? I'm the Commander of SeeD, and the Son of the President of Esthar. All bow to me!"

He started to dance around, giggling. Laguna stared, then grabbed the blue bottle. He looked inside and brightened. "So that's where I hid the LSD!"

"WHAT?!?!"

Laguna winced as the word echoed around the room. Everyone (except Squall, who had begun to sing "Over the Rainbow") started towards Laguna but stopped as the Ragnorak took off. Selphie's voice came over the intercom. "Whoo hoo, we're flying!"

During the distraction, Laguna swallowed one of the LSD capsules. He thin looked at the door. Angry crowd, door, angry crowd…door!

He ran for the door of the now flying ship. Kiros and Ward rolled their eyes and ran after him to try to keep him out of trouble. (Riiight.) Squall looked at them and followed. "Dad, wait for me!"

Irvine blinked. "Dad? Did I miss something?"