Monsters day off complete with drunken Gaia
By: Darkmaster and Davofreak

(.) Are thoughts between the authors

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Person: I call upon Gaia the fierce knight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaia appears

Another person: I can upon a big beer machine!!!!!!!!

Beer machine appears

Person: Gaia attacks the beer - "what the hell are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Gaia puts a coin into beer machine and gets a drink

The horse snorts and Gaia buys it a beer

The horse takes a drink and starts to have the hic ups same with Gaia

Person is confused, so summons something else, hoping for different out come...

Person: Witty phantom, attack the beer machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another person: I call upon the trap drunken three

*This trap has three people, the duelist must pick the drunken person that has water if not the monster joins the other and goes to a bar and parties madly*

Person: um... that 1 there on the left! Witty phantom goes over to it and..........

Tappes the women on the arm and takes the drink....

Unfortunately the drink was vodka and now Witty phantom is on his way to the bar

Gaia's horse is dancing in the back with the trap card.... while in the back the Dark magician and the Magician Black Chaos are drinking tea

Person: .............. Witty phantom...?

Phantom turns around and just looks at person blankly

He looks down and sees a beer bottle.

Then looks up and pictures the person as a beer bottle and runs after him

Person:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person: ...magical ghost

Magical ghost does bugger all it just sits there

Another person between laughs and breathing calls out Summon Skull

Magical ghost floats over to the bar

Person falls over and hugs their legs

Both magician look then look at each other and shrugged and go back to drinking tea and chatting about current events

Another person is still laughing wildly then cries then beer machine falls on him from being knocked over by Gaia

The magical ghost goes and joins the magicians

They wave and pour it a cup of tea

Person throws their deck in the air and goes off to join in the drinking

(Lol)

Summon skull is standing there wondering WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!

All the sudden a few digimon show up

Magical ghost offers summon skull a drink with a grin and some cake

The digimon look up then grab a beer and drink it.... but it was too much for them and they died from drink poison

(Haha)

(Digimon and drink do not mix)

(Thus is the moral to the story)

(Lol)

(Don't drink and by a digimon)

(Lol!!!)

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Summon skull accepts the drink and cake and sits with the magicians and the ghost............... but looks daft on the tiny little seat

With tiny little cup and tiny little bit of cake

(What's he gonna do??...Go to BIG r us)

(Lol)

Person falls over a dead digimon

Then gets attacked by bugs

Every one ignores person, they are all too 'happy'

(Another moral: don't trip over a dead digimon or Mosquito's will attack you)

(Lol)

(Hehehe)

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Hope u enjoyed are messed up humor. If u aren't reading something else please review and tell us if u want more. And remember, digmon and drinks do not mix!!!!!!!!!!!!