Well another one shot. I seem to be making a habit of writing these things. Well I suppose you don't mind, but that doesn't include the charecters.

Speaking of which I don't own them, or the show for that matter. There, I've fulfilled my legal obligation.

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"You know even the smallest organisms have some form of molecular structure, but without the muscular structure to support itself..."

"Carter!"

Major Carter turned to Colonal O'Neill. "Yes Colonal."

"It's a Blob. A gelatinous GREEN Blob."

Daniel adjusted his glasses slightly, as if hoping that doing so might give him a clearer understanding of the lifeform. "Actually, it looks like a block of Jello."

O'Neill sighed. "Alright...is it dangerous?"

"Well theres no telling, for all we know it could be someones pet."

"Is there not similer lifeforms in your locker O'Neill?"

The Colonal turned and looked at Teal'c in what could only be described as annoyance. "Oh ha, very funny."

"I do not see the humor in it."

Carter smiled slightly. "You know if you just cleaned your locker out once..."

"Carter, it's the boys locker room."

"There's been a lot of talk on base about labeling it a Biohazard."

Daniel spoke up. "They're not kidding Sam."

The Colonal however, had had enough, his hand moving to express his tension. "Can we focus on the mission? Carter!"

"Yes!"

"Is-it-dangerous?"

Teal'c spoke instead. "I do not believe so O'Neill."

Colonal O'Neill relaxed, apparently relieved he had finally gotten his answer. The Gelatinous blob moved without warning, altering it's shape to form tendrils and snatching in the nearest thing it could find.

All three members of SG1 were on guard as their colonal now found himself directly in the center of the square blob.

"Colonal!"

Teal'c reacted first as he fired several staff blasts inefectively into the creature. Upon further consideration a gun would be less effective as it would likely harm their commanding officer. Coming to a unified aggreement all three drew there zats and fired simultaniously at the Gelatinous Green Blob.

General Hammond stood in the gateroom as the massive device burst into action, expelling all four members of SG-1, Colonal O'Neill bringing up the rear and each looking about ready to trottle anyone who dared to come near. The first thing he noticed was that each member seemed to be covered on their front side entirely by a mysterious green goo. Unwilling to wait the General chose to question the first one who stepped off the platform.

"Dr. Jackson, how was the mission."

Daniel gave an indifferent shrug with his matching expression. "Oh, it was..eventful."

Frusterated with his lack of answer General Hammond immediatly turned to the commander behind the operation. "Colonalwhat the hell happened!"

"Don't Ask."

As the Colonal passed him and out the gateroom the General began to notice that mysteriously, the Colonal seemed to be the only one entirely covered with the goo, back to front.