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Disclaimer: Me no own DBZ/GT. Me wish me did own DBZ/GT.
Warning: This fic contains YAOI. That means if you don't like the though of two men humping each other, stay away! ^_~
A/N: I am sooooooo so so so sorry for the late update... I've been working hard on the site and just learnt CSS. Please forgive me! ;_;
'Net Naughtiness - Chapter 4
'What the hell does that damn onna want now?!' Bejiita thought irritably as he exited the computer room.
"What are you doing down here woman?" He asked her as she picked herself up from the floor. It looked like she had'nt been looking where she was going and had walked into a stack of boxes.
"Where did these come from? I don't remember these being here before..." She muttered herself, still not acknowledging the Ouji's presence.
"Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you onna!"
"Wha--?" Bulma looked up to see a pissed-looking Bejiita who was standing with his arms crossed firmly across his chest.
"Now that I have you attention," he began, pausing to smirk at the startled look on her face, "You can tell me why you're down here."
"Well, Trunks told me you were down here, and, well... I-I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. You know, about Yamucha?"
He sneered, "I don't need your pity, woman. And anyway, I couldn't give a rat's ass WHO you're having an affair with. I'm really not interested."
And with that he pushed past her, strolling down the corridor confidently, a big fat satisfied grin on his face.
Bulma stood there, staring at the space where the Saiya-jin prince had been.
'Wha...what just happened? He just acts like he doesn't care! After all those years, he doesn't give a fuck what happens to our relationship!? ARRGH! That man, he's so infuriating!! Hm, but wait - this means I can be with Yamucha and not feel guilty! Ha, I'm alright with it then.' She nodded to herself, before turning to clear up the boxes scattered around her.
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Still grinning like a looney, Bejiita made his way to Capsule Corp.'s kitchen. He wasn't really too sure why he was feeling so good, but he relished it. It wasn't often that he could say he was in a happy mood.
'I must be excited about seeing that internet man.'
He frowned slightly. So what if he was meeting this guy? He's nothing special.
'Or is he?'
Bejiita sat down at the kitchen table and stared at the clock on the wall opposite. There was still 50 minutes until he would meet him.
'What am I going to do during the time I'm waiting?'
He tapped his fingers on the table, his eyes scanning the room for anything interesting. They landed on a chocolate fudge cake which was in the corner of the room, just beneath the window. It looked like Bunni had been baking, and had left the cake there to cool.
Instinctively looking around himself to make sure no-one was about, he slid over to where the delicious pastry was set, pulling out a knife from one of the drawers and cutting into it hurriedly.
'Mmm...'
His mouth was practically drooling by the time he'd managed to shovel as much as possible into a bowl, and wasted no time in covering the cake back up; instead he grabbed a handful of it and jammed as much of it into his mouth as he could, letting out happy sighs and orgasmic "mmm"'s every few seconds.
Soon the bowl was clear of its contents, and he slumped back into his chair, patting his stomach whilst letting out a deafeninig burp.
'That was delicious! So the onna's mother is good for something.' He smirked.
Looking at the clock again, Bejiita noticed in annoyance that only 5 minutes had passed during his cake-scoffing. He took to licking the remnants of chocolate and fudge off of his fingers, his eyes closing as his tongue glided tentatively over the tips, creating a mildly arousing sensation. Suddenly an image of Gokuu popped into his head and he almost choked on his hand, his eyes wide and taking up half of his head.
'Nani!? Why the hell would I--'
He was cut off from his thoughts by the door bell, which was ringing.
'Can't anyone leave me alone!?'
Bejiita was about to shout for Bulma to answer it, but remembered that he had left her in a distant part of Capsule Corp., and would never hear him.
Growling quietly, he heaved himself out of his chair (all that cake had made him feel rather bloated), and went to answer the door.
*DING DONG* *DING-DONG-DING-DONG-DING-DON--*
"--Shut up! Fucking hell! I'm coming you idiot!"
Swinging the door open, he was about to give the annoying doorbell-ringer an earful, but stopped dead when he saw that it was the person he was just FANTASISING about; Gokuu.
"Oh, hi Bejiita! Um, is Bulma in?" He asked in his usual chirpy voice, rubbing the back of his head.
'I hate it when he does that.' Bejiita thought to himself, subconsciously scowling.
"What do you want, baka?!" He spat, giving Gokuu one of his death glares.
"Geez Bejiita, do you always have to bite my head off?" Gokuu asked him, pouting.
'Okay, I REALLY hate that. It looks too cute.'
His face contorted into a mixed look of shock and disgust.
'DID I JUST SAY CUTE!? THE ALL-POWERFUL SAIYA-JIN NO OUJI DOES NOT USE THE WORD __***CUTE***__!! AND ESPECIALLY WHEN REFERRING TO A NO-GOOD THIRD- CLASS IDIOT!!'
Whilst the 'All-Powerful Saiya-jin no Ouji' was mentally shouting at himself, Gokuu was standing there watching the various humourous expressions which appeared on his face.
'Uh... I wonder what he's thinking about?'
Then he noticed it. And then he wondered how he didn't notice it before. Gokuu stood staring at a certain part of the older Saiya-jin's face, his mouth in a curious 'O' shape.
'Okay... calm down calm down! It was just a mistake. These ningens use that word a lot so you're bound to pick it up. You didn't mean it.'
After reassuring himself a few hundred times that he was not mentally ill, he focused again on Gokuu, who now had a long trail of drool hanging out the side of his mouth.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!?" Bejiita shouted at him, a disgusted look on his face.
Gokuu suddenly snapped back to reality and wiped away the excess saliva, a massive Son grin once again plastered on his features.
"Well?" He demanded, his patience for the younger Saiya-jin wearing thin.
"Sorry 'Jiita, it's just that..." he giggled, "You have chocolate all around your mouth!!"
He was confused at first, but then turned to look at his reflection in a nearby window and his mouth was, indeed, covered with chocolate. Flushing beet red, he turned back to Gokuu, "YEAH I KNOW I HAVE CHOCOLATE AROUND MY MOUTH!! IT'S... IT'S TO TEASE YOU, BAKA!! I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE!!" The Ouji grinned at the shocked look on Gokuu's face, thinking that he'd made up a brilliant excuse. Afterall, he knew the younger Saiya- jin was aware of his tendency to do drastic things to one-up him.
"Bejiita... you mean you wanted me to kiss you?" Gokuu was now also a deep shade of red.
"NANI!?" Bejiita screamed, his eyes bulging out of his head.
'HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THAT--'
And then he thought back to his excuse. Chocolate around his mouth to tease Gokuu. Hm. Let's see what's wrong with that then... chocolate... tease...mouth...KISSING!!
"NOOOO!! I did not mean that!!! I meant-- Well I-- OH!! You're such a fucking idiot!!" He cried, going deeper and deeper red.
Gokuu joined suit and soon they were both as crimson as Bejiita-sei.
Not a word was uttered for a whole minute, and instead they both stood there occassionally throwing embarrassed glances at each other, and shuffling the dirt with their feet.
Gokuu broke the silence, "Sorry about that Bejiita. Heh heh. Um, anyway, I'm here because I gotta meet someone, and well I'm just gonna ask Bulma if I can spar out here until it's time."
Bejiita looked up at him when he mentioned something about meeting someone.
"Who are you meeting? Why don't you meet them at your own house Kakarotto, this isn't a social club!"
"Well sorry Bejiita, but Capsule Corp. was the first place that came to my mind, and so I thought... well I thought it would be alright. And don't worry, we won't get in the way of your training or anything. We're just gonna be talking."
"Hn."
'Strange... how could he be meeting someone when *I* am supposed to be meeting someone? Must just be a coincidence.'
Gokuu coughed, catching Bejiita's attention again.
"Could I get past please?" He asked, smiling.
"Fine. Whatever."
But Bejiita did not move.
"Well, I-- if you could just--" Gokuu started, but stopped when he noticed the prince's flat, unconvinced 'I'm-not-moving-for-any-third-class-baka' look on his face.
Sighing, he squeezed himself past Bejiita's solid frame, accidentally brushing his groin against Bejiita's thigh in the process, which almost made him choke from the pleasurable sensation it caused. After a brisk goodbye, he hurried down the hall to the kitchen with his hands covering his crotch.
Thankfully (A/N: Or unthankfully for us hentais ^_~), Bejiita hadn't noticed any of this and stood rigid in the door frame, his arms in their usual crossed position upon his chest.
He was just about to head towards the gravity room to pass the rest of the time before the meeting, when he remembered that his face was still laden with chocolate. Licking some from his lips, he turned to go inside and wash the rest off, when suddenly another image of Gokuu popped into his head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Well I hope you will accept this little offering until next time... again I'm very sorry for the lateness of this chapter.
*Bejiita* So you should be!
Hey! I thought I left you back at the site.
*Bejiita* *laughs* You don't think that would keep the all-powerful Saiya- jin no Ou--
--Yeah yeah whatever! Anyway I have some reeeeally cool news!! I just won a crap load of Super Battle Collection Bandai action figures off of eBay, and I was thinking maybe I should make little plays up with the characters! I have a digital camera and everything, and I could put it in the humor section! It would be really cool and I could stick you and Gokuu inside the Saiya-jin space pod and make it seem you are doing naughty things!!
*Bejiita* ...You are obsessed onna!
I know! Isn't it great!? ^o^
*Bejiita* *sweatdrops*
Disclaimer: Me no own DBZ/GT. Me wish me did own DBZ/GT.
Warning: This fic contains YAOI. That means if you don't like the though of two men humping each other, stay away! ^_~
A/N: I am sooooooo so so so sorry for the late update... I've been working hard on the site and just learnt CSS. Please forgive me! ;_;
'Net Naughtiness - Chapter 4
'What the hell does that damn onna want now?!' Bejiita thought irritably as he exited the computer room.
"What are you doing down here woman?" He asked her as she picked herself up from the floor. It looked like she had'nt been looking where she was going and had walked into a stack of boxes.
"Where did these come from? I don't remember these being here before..." She muttered herself, still not acknowledging the Ouji's presence.
"Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you onna!"
"Wha--?" Bulma looked up to see a pissed-looking Bejiita who was standing with his arms crossed firmly across his chest.
"Now that I have you attention," he began, pausing to smirk at the startled look on her face, "You can tell me why you're down here."
"Well, Trunks told me you were down here, and, well... I-I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. You know, about Yamucha?"
He sneered, "I don't need your pity, woman. And anyway, I couldn't give a rat's ass WHO you're having an affair with. I'm really not interested."
And with that he pushed past her, strolling down the corridor confidently, a big fat satisfied grin on his face.
Bulma stood there, staring at the space where the Saiya-jin prince had been.
'Wha...what just happened? He just acts like he doesn't care! After all those years, he doesn't give a fuck what happens to our relationship!? ARRGH! That man, he's so infuriating!! Hm, but wait - this means I can be with Yamucha and not feel guilty! Ha, I'm alright with it then.' She nodded to herself, before turning to clear up the boxes scattered around her.
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Still grinning like a looney, Bejiita made his way to Capsule Corp.'s kitchen. He wasn't really too sure why he was feeling so good, but he relished it. It wasn't often that he could say he was in a happy mood.
'I must be excited about seeing that internet man.'
He frowned slightly. So what if he was meeting this guy? He's nothing special.
'Or is he?'
Bejiita sat down at the kitchen table and stared at the clock on the wall opposite. There was still 50 minutes until he would meet him.
'What am I going to do during the time I'm waiting?'
He tapped his fingers on the table, his eyes scanning the room for anything interesting. They landed on a chocolate fudge cake which was in the corner of the room, just beneath the window. It looked like Bunni had been baking, and had left the cake there to cool.
Instinctively looking around himself to make sure no-one was about, he slid over to where the delicious pastry was set, pulling out a knife from one of the drawers and cutting into it hurriedly.
'Mmm...'
His mouth was practically drooling by the time he'd managed to shovel as much as possible into a bowl, and wasted no time in covering the cake back up; instead he grabbed a handful of it and jammed as much of it into his mouth as he could, letting out happy sighs and orgasmic "mmm"'s every few seconds.
Soon the bowl was clear of its contents, and he slumped back into his chair, patting his stomach whilst letting out a deafeninig burp.
'That was delicious! So the onna's mother is good for something.' He smirked.
Looking at the clock again, Bejiita noticed in annoyance that only 5 minutes had passed during his cake-scoffing. He took to licking the remnants of chocolate and fudge off of his fingers, his eyes closing as his tongue glided tentatively over the tips, creating a mildly arousing sensation. Suddenly an image of Gokuu popped into his head and he almost choked on his hand, his eyes wide and taking up half of his head.
'Nani!? Why the hell would I--'
He was cut off from his thoughts by the door bell, which was ringing.
'Can't anyone leave me alone!?'
Bejiita was about to shout for Bulma to answer it, but remembered that he had left her in a distant part of Capsule Corp., and would never hear him.
Growling quietly, he heaved himself out of his chair (all that cake had made him feel rather bloated), and went to answer the door.
*DING DONG* *DING-DONG-DING-DONG-DING-DON--*
"--Shut up! Fucking hell! I'm coming you idiot!"
Swinging the door open, he was about to give the annoying doorbell-ringer an earful, but stopped dead when he saw that it was the person he was just FANTASISING about; Gokuu.
"Oh, hi Bejiita! Um, is Bulma in?" He asked in his usual chirpy voice, rubbing the back of his head.
'I hate it when he does that.' Bejiita thought to himself, subconsciously scowling.
"What do you want, baka?!" He spat, giving Gokuu one of his death glares.
"Geez Bejiita, do you always have to bite my head off?" Gokuu asked him, pouting.
'Okay, I REALLY hate that. It looks too cute.'
His face contorted into a mixed look of shock and disgust.
'DID I JUST SAY CUTE!? THE ALL-POWERFUL SAIYA-JIN NO OUJI DOES NOT USE THE WORD __***CUTE***__!! AND ESPECIALLY WHEN REFERRING TO A NO-GOOD THIRD- CLASS IDIOT!!'
Whilst the 'All-Powerful Saiya-jin no Ouji' was mentally shouting at himself, Gokuu was standing there watching the various humourous expressions which appeared on his face.
'Uh... I wonder what he's thinking about?'
Then he noticed it. And then he wondered how he didn't notice it before. Gokuu stood staring at a certain part of the older Saiya-jin's face, his mouth in a curious 'O' shape.
'Okay... calm down calm down! It was just a mistake. These ningens use that word a lot so you're bound to pick it up. You didn't mean it.'
After reassuring himself a few hundred times that he was not mentally ill, he focused again on Gokuu, who now had a long trail of drool hanging out the side of his mouth.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!?" Bejiita shouted at him, a disgusted look on his face.
Gokuu suddenly snapped back to reality and wiped away the excess saliva, a massive Son grin once again plastered on his features.
"Well?" He demanded, his patience for the younger Saiya-jin wearing thin.
"Sorry 'Jiita, it's just that..." he giggled, "You have chocolate all around your mouth!!"
He was confused at first, but then turned to look at his reflection in a nearby window and his mouth was, indeed, covered with chocolate. Flushing beet red, he turned back to Gokuu, "YEAH I KNOW I HAVE CHOCOLATE AROUND MY MOUTH!! IT'S... IT'S TO TEASE YOU, BAKA!! I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE!!" The Ouji grinned at the shocked look on Gokuu's face, thinking that he'd made up a brilliant excuse. Afterall, he knew the younger Saiya- jin was aware of his tendency to do drastic things to one-up him.
"Bejiita... you mean you wanted me to kiss you?" Gokuu was now also a deep shade of red.
"NANI!?" Bejiita screamed, his eyes bulging out of his head.
'HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THAT--'
And then he thought back to his excuse. Chocolate around his mouth to tease Gokuu. Hm. Let's see what's wrong with that then... chocolate... tease...mouth...KISSING!!
"NOOOO!! I did not mean that!!! I meant-- Well I-- OH!! You're such a fucking idiot!!" He cried, going deeper and deeper red.
Gokuu joined suit and soon they were both as crimson as Bejiita-sei.
Not a word was uttered for a whole minute, and instead they both stood there occassionally throwing embarrassed glances at each other, and shuffling the dirt with their feet.
Gokuu broke the silence, "Sorry about that Bejiita. Heh heh. Um, anyway, I'm here because I gotta meet someone, and well I'm just gonna ask Bulma if I can spar out here until it's time."
Bejiita looked up at him when he mentioned something about meeting someone.
"Who are you meeting? Why don't you meet them at your own house Kakarotto, this isn't a social club!"
"Well sorry Bejiita, but Capsule Corp. was the first place that came to my mind, and so I thought... well I thought it would be alright. And don't worry, we won't get in the way of your training or anything. We're just gonna be talking."
"Hn."
'Strange... how could he be meeting someone when *I* am supposed to be meeting someone? Must just be a coincidence.'
Gokuu coughed, catching Bejiita's attention again.
"Could I get past please?" He asked, smiling.
"Fine. Whatever."
But Bejiita did not move.
"Well, I-- if you could just--" Gokuu started, but stopped when he noticed the prince's flat, unconvinced 'I'm-not-moving-for-any-third-class-baka' look on his face.
Sighing, he squeezed himself past Bejiita's solid frame, accidentally brushing his groin against Bejiita's thigh in the process, which almost made him choke from the pleasurable sensation it caused. After a brisk goodbye, he hurried down the hall to the kitchen with his hands covering his crotch.
Thankfully (A/N: Or unthankfully for us hentais ^_~), Bejiita hadn't noticed any of this and stood rigid in the door frame, his arms in their usual crossed position upon his chest.
He was just about to head towards the gravity room to pass the rest of the time before the meeting, when he remembered that his face was still laden with chocolate. Licking some from his lips, he turned to go inside and wash the rest off, when suddenly another image of Gokuu popped into his head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Well I hope you will accept this little offering until next time... again I'm very sorry for the lateness of this chapter.
*Bejiita* So you should be!
Hey! I thought I left you back at the site.
*Bejiita* *laughs* You don't think that would keep the all-powerful Saiya- jin no Ou--
--Yeah yeah whatever! Anyway I have some reeeeally cool news!! I just won a crap load of Super Battle Collection Bandai action figures off of eBay, and I was thinking maybe I should make little plays up with the characters! I have a digital camera and everything, and I could put it in the humor section! It would be really cool and I could stick you and Gokuu inside the Saiya-jin space pod and make it seem you are doing naughty things!!
*Bejiita* ...You are obsessed onna!
I know! Isn't it great!? ^o^
*Bejiita* *sweatdrops*
